the random thoughts thread

by **jemagee** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 16:32:43

plus she can turn into diamond

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 16:33:40

I would think the White Queen wouldn't be stupid enough to let you see her cards in her sunglasses.

by **The Red Tornado** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 16:35:20

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I would think the White Queen wouldn't be stupid enough to let you see her cards in her sunglasses.

unless of course she's making your mind think you see a royal flush when in fact she has 8, 3, 2, 7, 4.

by **TenuredVulture** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 16:37:16

I haven't the foggiest idea what any of you are talking about. I missed comic book week at nerd camp.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 16:38:48

The Red Tornado wrote:unless of course she's making your mind think you see a royal flush when in fact she has 8, 3, 2, 7, 4.

A-ha!

How was the rest of nerd camp, Paul?

by **TenuredVulture** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 17:03:28

Houshphandzadeh wrote:
The Red Tornado wrote:unless of course she's making your mind think you see a royal flush when in fact she has 8, 3, 2, 7, 4.

A-ha!

How was the rest of nerd camp, Paul?

Pretty awesome. I really liked political philosophy week, and decided to make a career of it. At first, I liked obscure music week, but I found it got kind of tedious after awhile. Jazz week, on the other hand, I liked a lot. The best thing about nerd camp was how all these nerds thought their own obsession was truly a worthwhile pursuit, while they looked down their noses at all the other obsessions. Good times.

By the way, what's with the White Queen's hands? They don't look like they belong to that woman.

by **meatball** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 11:44:19

I forgot how awesome firejoemorgan.com is.

by **Bucky** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 14:37:23

I finally got sick and tired of intermediate flushes, double and triple flushes, plungering, augering, and cleaning up the mess.

So I broke down and installed a new toilet: The Eljer Titan. The "fastest, most powerful toilet out there". It works as advertised. One flush handles EVERYTHING.

I'm having a real Al Bundy moment right about now.

by **GunbladeVIII** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 14:52:01

Bucky wrote:I finally got sick and tired of intermediate flushes, double and triple flushes, plungering, augering, and cleaning up the mess.

So I broke down and installed a new toilet: The Eljer Titan. The "fastest, most powerful toilet out there". It works as advertised. One flush handles EVERYTHING.

I'm having a real Al Bundy moment right about now.

My dorm didn't have one of those, and yet no one ever managed to clog the toilets there. And believe me, more than a few tried. Always wished that all toilets could work like that.

My grandparents' toilet is the polar opposite of that type. I'm not kidding when I say that each wipe requires a separate flush. I try to avoid using it, but when I do, it's not unusual for me to have to flush it 6 to 10 times.

And that, friends, was probably WAY more information than you needed.

by **The Red Tornado** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 15:15:48

note to self: Gunblade wipes himself 6-10 times every pooping.

by **kenrosenthal** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 15:18:03

taking pictures for listing things on ebay is a pain in the ass

by **kimbatiste** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 15:24:32

kenrosenthal wrote:taking pictures for listing things on ebay is a pain in the ass

Who's taking the pictures?

by **kenrosenthal** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 15:37:04

kimbatiste wrote:
kenrosenthal wrote:taking pictures for listing things on ebay is a pain in the ass

Who's taking the pictures?

i am

by **kimbatiste** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 15:59:00

kenrosenthal wrote:
kimbatiste wrote:
kenrosenthal wrote:taking pictures for listing things on ebay is a pain in the ass

Who's taking the pictures?

i am

On a timer?

by **Bucky** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 17:03:59

GunbladeVIII wrote:My dorm didn't have one of those, and yet no one ever managed to clog the toilets there. And believe me, more than a few tried. Always wished that all toilets could work like that.

Commercial buildings have the signifigant advantage of having enough water pressure to use pressure-actuated toilets. Most residences must use gravity toilets (the kind with the tanks). Although, if you have over 25PSI in your bathroom, there are residential pressure toilets on the market today.

Now THAT'S way more information than many wanted to know!

by **Ace Rothstein** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 19:33:27

i spent half a day at work today watching some guy act like he was going to jump off a bridge , i felt bad for him, until i get home and find out he raped some 14 yr old

by **WilliamC** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 20:30:37

Ace Rothstein should have went back and pushed the guy off of the bridge if the guy was still on the ledge

by **phatj** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 20:31:47

When did "aggressive" become a synonym for "unsafe?" I would consider myself an aggressive driver, but I am generally a very attentive driver, and I generally follow the rules of the road (aside from speeding).

by **Ace Rothstein** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 20:33:57

WilliamC wrote:Ace Rothstein should have went back and pushed the guy off of the bridge if the guy was still on the ledge

well he was still there when i got off work , my work is right on the river about a block from the CB Bridge , most of us stood out in the parkling lot and watched everything unfold , but none of us knew that he was wanted

by **TenuredVulture** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 20:51:15

My daughter wanted a Pirate Party for her sixth birthday. Somehow, my wife got the idea to build a Pirate ship out of boxes. If it works, it will be pretty cool, but otherwise, the kids probably would have enjoyed just playing in the boxes themselves without trying to fashing them into a pirate ship.

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