the random thoughts thread

by **td11** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 02:03:29

are you imitating that bud commercial?

by **Ramon Gris** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 02:06:00

A little. What are you doing on the computer right now? She called to explain that it was legal for you to have sex with her.

by **td11** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 02:10:29

well, i mean, i got finals tomorrow. it's her bday on sunday, i'll see her then.

geez, i thought i might actually get some half decent, morally sound advice. but nope. good times, people.

i'm gonna go attempt to study, now, but it probably won't happen. the internets are vast and terrible.

by **Ramon Gris** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 02:17:08

Good luck.
It's just that, when you get a little older, you regret the girls you didn't sleep with more than the ones you did.
But good luck.

by **Slowhand** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 02:22:23

td11 wrote:it's her bday on sunday, i'll see her then.

So...wait...is she 17 now and will be 18 on Sunday, or 16 now and will be 17 on Sunday?

by **td11** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 02:23:17

Slowhand wrote:
td11 wrote:it's her bday on sunday, i'll see her then.

So...wait...is she 17 now and will be 18 on Sunday, or 16 now and will be 17 on Sunday?

16 now, 17 on sunday. which is why i'm not seeing her 'til then.

by **Ramon Gris** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 02:24:11

Wait, that changes everything.

by **Slowhand** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 02:24:48

That's what I'm saying

by **td11** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 02:24:53

Ramon Gris wrote:Good luck.
It's just that, when you get a little older, you regret the girls you didn't sleep with more than the ones you did.
But good luck.

i'm going to take this advice to heart, because i hear it entirely too much. it's like the grandpa in "little miss sunshine" said...

what, how does it change things??

by **Ramon Gris** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 02:32:00

That might be a little young. 16 and 17 are two different things. What's it, half your age plus nine, or half your age plus seven? I can't remember.

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 03:43:55

Michael Strahan hosts a show (Backyard Stadiums) on the DIY network

by **Goomeister** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 05:34:33

Scientists now believe that Saturn's seven rings may be as old as the planet itself--much older than originally thought.

The only thing older in the solar system with seven rings is Elizabeth Taylor.

by **Monkeyboy** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 05:39:40

My gf is 11 years my younger, does that mean I'm a dirty old man?

by **td11** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 05:42:10

Monkeyboy wrote:My gf is 11 years my younger, does that mean I'm a dirty old man?

yeah i was just thinking about that. if her and i were 22 and 25, nobody cares. whatever, i'm prolly not gonna do anything more than give her a bday hug and eat cake.

and no, i don't think you're a dirty old man.

by **Monkeyboy** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 05:48:22

td11 wrote:and no, i don't think you're a dirty old man.

Dang, one of my life's ambitions is to be a dirty old man.

And who are you, Marie Antoinette, forcing her to just eat cake when you have so much more to offer?

by **td11** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 09:23:20

first true all-nighter of the semester!

by **td11** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 09:43:09

why the f do 11 people have andrewgenn on ignore? he hardly even posts...

by **The Dude** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:12:20

Yes, but he used to post

by **Bob Loblaw** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:31:23

ekravitz wrote:I remember he wanted to have Shane Victorino's baby at one point

Who doesn't?

by **Bob Loblaw** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:33:01

Shore wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:
td11 wrote:morally. i'm tempted to do a poll here.

(it's fine legally, btw. She SENT ME A MESSAGE QUOTING THE LEGALITY OF THE ISSUE. kinda forward, yeah?)

It's the most moral thing you'll ever do.

(m)oral is the way to go.

Wow, she sent a message quoting the legality?

Damn.

You must, you MUST, take care of bizness.

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