the random thoughts thread

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:55:45

td, I'd be a bit careful with this girl. We're talking a college junior and a high school junior if I've got my math right?

If she's a virgin, leave it.
If she's got strange scars or obvious daddy issues, leave it.
If her pop is a veteran, cop, or lawyer, leave it.

Otherwise, if she seems mature, well-adjusted, and sexually experienced enough to enjoy it and not expect your lazy college ass to make her your girlfriend, then ehhhhhhhhhhh just do it.

by **TenuredVulture** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:14:10

Houshphandzadeh wrote:td, I'd be a bit careful with this girl. We're talking a college junior and a high school junior if I've got my math right?

If she's a virgin, leave it.
If she's got strange scars or obvious daddy issues, leave it.
If her pop is a veteran, cop, or lawyer, leave it.

Otherwise, if she seems mature, well-adjusted, and sexually experienced enough to enjoy it and not expect your lazy college ass to make her your girlfriend, then ehhhhhhhhhhh just do it.

Also, if she knows your family or close friends--that is, if you're likely to see her again and again for some time--leave it.

by **Woody** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:22:10

Teach her the wonders of reverse cowgirl and then be done with it

by **philliesr98** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 12:50:48

three words

superman that hoe

by **td11** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 16:15:17

Houshphandzadeh wrote:td, I'd be a bit careful with this girl. We're talking a college junior and a high school junior if I've got my math right?

If she's a virgin, leave it.
If she's got strange scars or obvious daddy issues, leave it.
If her pop is a veteran, cop, or lawyer, leave it.

Otherwise, if she seems mature, well-adjusted, and sexually experienced enough to enjoy it and not expect your lazy college ass to make her your girlfriend, then ehhhhhhhhhhh just do it.

college soph, i'm old

(actually just a bit).

agreed on all counts. and her cousin is a good friend of mine. really good. except he was the one that texted me and was like (and i quote), "yo my cousin said she wants you for her birthday"

it's tricky as hell. she's pretty experienced, i'm positive. i'm just gonna go over on sunday and see how it goes.

i'll keep you pervs posted (if you want). knowing me, though, it's almost a lock that i'll disappoint, so don't hold your breath.

by **Bob Loblaw** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 16:17:55

td11 wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:i'll keep you pervs posted (if you want). knowing me, though, it's almost a lock that i'll disappoint, so don't hold your breath.

1) Yes, we need details.
2) We need pictures.

by **TenuredVulture** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 16:23:54

Maybe it's just played too much, but I'm finding Lennon's So This is Christmas more annoying than McCartney's Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time.

Both are pretty annoying though.

by **phuturephillies** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 16:27:30

it aint immoral if it's oral, baby go on down

by **ReadingPhilly** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 18:22:19

td11 wrote:
Monkeyboy wrote:My gf is 11 years my younger, does that mean I'm a dirty old man?

yeah i was just thinking about that. if her and i were 22 and 25, nobody cares. whatever, i'm prolly not gonna do anything more than give her a bday hug and eat cake.

and no, i don't think you're a dirty old man.

never called it that, but more power to you

by **td11** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 22:08:48

i'm gonna go ahead and politely decline to post pics of a not-yet 17 yr old chick. sorry guys.

the latest from her, on seeing me sunday. "i'm excited and you should be too"

i'm a little encouraged by the fact that she used "you" and not "u"

also, i'm in the basement of the UD library, sitting amidst an avalanche of orgo papers. very depressing. here, share with me. http://valhalla.chem.udel.edu/ExamF06.4.pdf

by **phatj** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 22:19:12

Invite her over.

by **meatball** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 22:20:26

Yeah, I wouldn't slow play this hand if I were you.

by **phatj** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 22:21:26

I meant to the library

by **meatball** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 22:23:00

oh

still

by **Goomeister** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 04:28:12

Japanese scientists say they've used genetic engineering to create mice that show no fear of felines, a development that may shed new light on mammal behavior and the nature of fear itself. (AP)

Scientists, however, have had no success creating mice that have no fear of public speaking.