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Postby Slowhand » Sat Nov 03, 2007 15:12:58

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I don't think I've ever seen any maggots.


Leave a bowl of meat chili out on the counter when you leave town for two weeks like I did. You'll see maggots when you get back like I did. Also, when I was in middle school they found maggots in the school food. I didn't actually see them though.
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Postby CFP » Sat Nov 03, 2007 15:17:51

I am trying to fill out this St. Joseph's app but it's a complete cluster****

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Sun Nov 04, 2007 13:11:53

This Whit Stillman interview is pretty boring.

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Postby Trent Steele » Sun Nov 04, 2007 22:45:15

If you dont know the fucking rules, DONT PLAY BLACKJACK AT A CASINO. It's dipshit asshat morons like you that cost me money. Hit on 14 with a dealer showing 6? Thanks for taking that face card dick
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Postby td11 » Mon Nov 05, 2007 00:15:15

so we had our first flag playoff game today. this 6'4'', 200 lb (at least) dude kept talking trash at us for no reason. and i was trying to get the QB on a scramble, when he says to me, "yeah come get me. you know i'm sexy." i shoulda slapped his butt and yelled "GOOD HUSTLE," but i was content to get the flag.

and then we won. yayyyyyyyyyy.

my knee hurts.
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Postby TenuredVulture » Mon Nov 05, 2007 10:53:25

Goomeister wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:Y is my favorite letter.


Why?


Thanky.
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Postby philliesphhan » Mon Nov 05, 2007 16:35:36

today's MLB trivia on my Phillies calendar is kinda stupid

also this website is living in the past, man
get with the times, set those clocks back!
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Postby jerseyhoya » Mon Nov 05, 2007 16:55:48

philliesphhan wrote:today's MLB trivia on my Phillies calendar is kinda stupid

also this website is living in the past, man
get with the times, set those clocks back!


It's living in the future, literally (figuratively?).

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Postby TenuredVulture » Mon Nov 05, 2007 18:34:49

It's getting dark early.
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Nov 05, 2007 18:58:19

I'm not sure I've ever met a cute girl by making eye contact with her on the street, but I'm going to keep trying about one hundred times a day.

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Postby BDawk » Mon Nov 05, 2007 19:14:42

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I'm not sure I've ever met a cute girl by making eye contact with her on the street, but I'm going to keep trying about one hundred times a day.
pulled this off a couple of times while I was in college but not since. Keep trying, eventually it'll happen and it'll be magic

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Postby td11 » Mon Nov 05, 2007 22:48:39

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I'm not sure I've ever met a cute girl by making eye contact with her on the street, but I'm going to keep trying about one hundred times a day.


truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuth

also, i think i damaged my ACL. Pretty sure, in fact.
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Postby Bucky » Mon Nov 05, 2007 22:53:22

Smitty is the crazy uncle I never had.

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Nov 05, 2007 23:12:18

There's a black cat that is always - ALWAYS - hanging out in the same exact spot in my alley, seven or so feet from the door. It's starting to make me superstitious.

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Postby Goomeister » Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:17:11

If a cat was found guilty of multiple murders, would it have to be sentenced to more than eight consecutive life terms?

If a transvestite is given a pink slip by his employer, would he be happy or sad?
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Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Nov 06, 2007 11:02:01

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I'm not sure I've ever met a cute girl by making eye contact with her on the street, but I'm going to keep trying about one hundred times a day.


This could work if you lived in a small town. Eye contact can lead to conversation. Indeed, it would be rude not to chat.
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Nov 06, 2007 11:14:03

Well, it worked in college as well. Broad Street, on the other hand, is going to take about a million attempts. I'm halfway there.

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Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Nov 06, 2007 11:14:22

File this one under TMI--student just called to tell me he won't be in class today because he has the runs. Why do I need to know this?
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Postby The Dude » Tue Nov 06, 2007 11:15:06

TenuredVulture wrote:File this one under TMI--student just called to tell me he won't be in class today because he has the runs. Why do I need to know this?


He's lying, but he wants it to look more realistic
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Nov 06, 2007 14:05:41

All the shrinks are booked.

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