chicken noodle soup would probably make my top 10

sode on the side?

I poured baking flour on the carpet before vacuuming, like Grotette told me to, and the whole apartment is now in a thick white fog. She'll have trouble living this down

Grotewold wrote:I poured baking flour on the carpet before vacuuming, like Grotette told me to, and the whole apartment is now in a thick white fog. She'll have trouble living this down

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Carpet Fresh? yes.

Baking powder? uhhhhhh

Woody wrote:

Grotewold wrote:I poured baking flour on the carpet before vacuuming, like Grotette told me to, and the whole apartment is now in a thick white fog. She'll have trouble living this down

W
T
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Powder, she says now

Grotewold wrote:

Woody wrote:

Grotewold wrote:I poured baking flour on the carpet before vacuuming, like Grotette told me to, and the whole apartment is now in a thick white fog. She'll have trouble living this down

W
T
F
:?:

Powder, she says now

BAAAAHAHA

meatball wrote:Carpet Fresh? yes.

Baking powder? uhhhhhh

This is probably her second biggest gaffe yet

Grotewold wrote:I poured baking flour on the carpet before vacuuming, like Grotette told me to, and the whole apartment is now in a thick white fog. She'll have trouble living this down

This is what happens when you confuse your crack cocaine production with your chores about the house.

She said CLEANING agent not CUTTING agent

I'm considering feigning illness so's I can go mess with some baking flour.

Wizlah wrote:

Grotewold wrote:I poured baking flour on the carpet before vacuuming, like Grotette told me to, and the whole apartment is now in a thick white fog. She'll have trouble living this down

This is what happens when you confuse your crack cocaine production with your chores about the house.

I don't think I've ever seen any maggots.

You wouldn't believe some of the stuff in these art magazines I check in every day. This one picture, they got a butt naked midget with his junk out painted like a dalmatian holding a dalmatian patterned flag in one hand and the leash to a huge actual dalmatian in the other hand.

Found a bad picture of it:
http://www.lepeuplequimanque.org/festiv ... rlando.jpg
only safe if you work somewhere freaky

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I don't think I've ever seen any maggots.

Brain maggots

Not nearly as disturbing

Houshphandzadeh wrote:You wouldn't believe some of the stuff in these art magazines I check in every day. This one picture, they got a butt naked midget with his junk out painted like a dalmatian holding a dalmatian patterned flag in one hand and the leash to a huge actual dalmatian in the other hand.

Found a bad picture of it:
http://www.lepeuplequimanque.org/festiv ... rlando.jpg
only safe if you work somewhere freaky

Tenure means I can look at that at work. But it wasn't nearly as freaky as I hoped. The other link, however, yuck.

Yeah, I'm not really saying that's the freakiest, just that for about two hours a day I stare at stuff on that level of wackiness. It's nice.

Y is my favorite letter.

TenuredVulture wrote:Y is my favorite letter.

Why?