the random thoughts thread

by **ReadingPhilly** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 23:13:48

ryan howard was getting crunked in kutztown this weekend. even made a stop at shorty's pub. some pics on facebook.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 09:55:57

Jason Mulgrew is falling off.

by **The Dude** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 09:59:21

I work with a woman who walks/talks/acts like this

by **TenuredVulture** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 14:07:45

http://potw.news.yahoo.com/s/potw/52250 ... illionaire

Why can't my kid do that?

by **phatj** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 14:16:00

TenuredVulture wrote:http://potw.news.yahoo.com/s/potw/52250/teen-millionaire

Why can't my kid do that?

She's not 14?

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 18:07:07

Hot damn I crushed those errands.

by **Bakestar** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 18:17:09

"Can you run home to check on the dog?" means "Can you run home sometime in the middle of the afternoon from your place of employment to our home, which is five minutes from where YOU work (by design) to check on the dog, who had vicious diarrhea this morning?", not "It can just wait until I get home from my job, which is an hour away, to find a white carpet with beautiful spray patterns of Hershey squirts all over it, in all different parts of the house, because the dog, in his valiant effort to be 'good' and not make a mess, just walked it all over the house, because of the fact that you left an entire loaf of whole wheat bread on the edge of the counter for the jillionth time, which the dog naturally jumped up and ate, and now he has all the fiber he needs for the rest of his goddamn life compacted into one wonderful serving."

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 18:22:40

That's rough, Bakerstarter. Just to empathize, I can't be undead soccer player tonight since I've remembered that the cat shit on my mesh shorts last week.

by **swishnicholson** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 18:38:58

The Dude wrote:I work with a woman who walks/talks/acts like this

I'd hit it.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 19:42:10

Why on Go'd earth does Whole Foods have the 'Tear Here' line on their soy sauce right in the middle of the packet?

by **phatj** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 19:46:49

I'm wearing a jack-o-lantern t-shirt.

by **Phanatic's Girl** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 23:26:57

I work with a woman who laughs like Barney Rubble.

by **swishnicholson** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 23:46:44

Phanatic's Girl wrote:I work with a woman who laughs like Barney Rubble.

I had to remind myself how Barney laughed, and came across this:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzsG9SrmBRY[/youtube]

by **Bill McNeal** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 23:58:04

SHWISH.

by **td11** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 00:41:20

this work needs to get done. sigh.

by **Goomeister** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 04:50:32

Washoe, a female chimpanzee believed to be the first non-human to acquire human sign language, has died of natural causes at the research institute where she was kept. (AP)

Washoe's last sign was a paw on her chest signaling a massive heart attack.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 09:41:03

People are always saying proverbial when they mean pronounial.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 10:33:05

I'm a superstar on the G-chat.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:13:15

It's like an echo chamber in here.

by **Woody** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:21:07

Houshphandzadeh wrote:It's like an echo chamber in here.

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