Bill McNeal wrote:

Phan Paul wrote:

jemagee wrote:Yeah, but as a whole, the state has, what, 10, 15 traffic lights?

25. They keep installing more of those newfangled things, dagnabit.

True story: Until recently, there was only one light between here and the Texarkana Airport--about an hour away. Now there's three.

Easily manipulated facts:

Between my house and Philadelphia International airport there are 3 lights 1.5 hour ride

Between my house and Lehigh Valley International Airport there are 4 lights 30 min. or so ride

Between my house and Newar Airport there are 2 lights. a little over an hour ride.

I should have pointed out that practically none route is a controlled access highway.

Between my house and heaven there is just one light

between my house and work there are 2 traffic lights and one dead olympic athelete....

philliesr98 wrote:between my house and work there are 2 traffic lights and one dead olympic athelete....

What, like a speedbump?

no, Jim Thorpe... the actual dead body

I felt bad for the traffic guy on KYW. It was like an auction every 10 minutes.

philliesr98 wrote:no, Jim Thorpe... the actual dead body

You'd think someone would clean that up.

"Back to the Future 3" is a really, really bad movie.

But it has Lea Thompson, so I'll leave it on...

I will never understand feather pillows. Why put something pointy in a pillow?

Bucky wrote:"Back to the Future 3" is a really, really bad movie.

But it has Lea Thompson, so I'll leave it on...

but 1 & 2 are as close to perfect as film can possibly come.

were the two drug-related posts self deleted or m0d baleeted? we mayu never know.

will chris wheeler ever know about bsg?

.........Looking through the cable guide and what do I find on Spike TV but something from my *all time favorite movies list*........Up in Smoke! Love this movie...........

Yesterday was the most productive day I've had in months. The entire first floor of the house is in proper working condition - the living room looks like a living room. If I can do that in the basement today, we'll have a wonderful organized and clean house that isn't covered in boxes and tubs and we can finally hibernate for the winter.

It's weird that those UPS ads use a song by The Postal Service.

The next party you throw, make this blue cheese dip and people will like you:
8 oz cream cheese, whip it good.
Add:
1/4 cup of half and half
7 slices of chopped bacon, brown 'em for a bit, then throw in 2 cloves of garlic and cook for a bit longer
4 oz of blue cheese crumbles
some chopped chives

Throw it in the oven for 30 min at 350. Toss some chopped almonds on top of it, schedule and angioplasty and enjoy.

FlightRisk wrote:

........Not sure Bakestar's expanding family will fit in here..........

Wikipedia is probably the closest our species can come to the Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Except that most of Wiki's content has to do with things on Earth, and as we all know, the Guide's Earth entry had only two words. But the concepts are pretty similar.

i wonder if anyone has ever had sex with three generations of one family.

I came across this on wiki...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%24100%2C000_Challenge

Anyone hear of this before? And I can't imagine figuring that out after 1000 years.