"The Edmonton Oilers picking first for the fourth time in six years, an incredible run!" whoever is hosting this show just said that happily, without irony
Won't know until the playoffs are over. It's currently #26 (the worst among teams that didn't win their division) and will stay there if TB is eliminated in the first or second round, then it'll move up a spot for each division champ that is also eliminated in the first two rounds. #27-30 are ordered similar to the NFL (conference final losers, SCF loser, SCF winner)