Ryan Howard 5-Year Extension 5/$125MM + $10MM buyout THREAD

Postby Bakestar » Thu Apr 29, 2010 17:03:54

Brantt wrote:
Missanelli has a master's degree and a law degree. He also passed the bar exam and was a practicing lawyer before deciding to get into sports journalism.

To call him stupid is, well, stupid.


All due respect, I'm a lawyer and I know plenty of lawyers who are stupid, anti-intellectual dickwipers.
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Postby CrashburnAlley » Thu Apr 29, 2010 17:04:48

Brantt wrote:Missanelli has a master's degree and a law degree. He also passed the bar exam and was a practicing lawyer before deciding to get into sports journalism.

To call him stupid is, well, stupid.


That says nothing about his intelligence. It shows he can argue well, but it doesn't display anything about his intelligence. Do you know what kind of work he did for his degrees? Have you read any of the theses he had to write?

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Postby Brantt » Thu Apr 29, 2010 17:05:53

Bakestar wrote:
Brantt wrote:
Missanelli has a master's degree and a law degree. He also passed the bar exam and was a practicing lawyer before deciding to get into sports journalism.

To call him stupid is, well, stupid.


All due respect, I'm a lawyer and I know plenty of lawyers who are stupid, anti-intellectual dickwipers.



I have to be honest.........that is a great point.
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Postby Woody » Thu Apr 29, 2010 17:06:09

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Barry Jive wrote:
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Trent Steele wrote:
CrashburnAlley wrote:Missanelli provided absolutely zero facts while Law provided about seventy billion. Mikey Miss is an intellectual peanut.


This is undeniably true. At the same time, Law comes off like a douche - in this interview, in his chats, on his twitters, in his articles. His points become less effective because he is a douche. No one likes being talked down to by a douche. It doesn't matter if the douche is correct. That is how the real world works.


Agreed. Law needs to explain the concepts he takes for granted much better to the type of people who listen to sports radio who have never had a statistics or economics class in their lifetime. Is there something that requires SABR dudes to be smug asshats?


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On general mathematic principles, such as mean-regression and such, that's not Law's job. It's not his fault Americans are pitiful when it comes to math.

On Sabermetric principles, he doesn't have enough airtime to describe them both accurately and concisely in a way that makes most people grasp the concept. At some colleges, they offer Sabermetric classes. The stuff gets complicated.

Sabermetrics simply makes for bad radio. There's no way to discuss it, especially with someone who disagrees with you, in a way that is entertaining and does not come across as arrogant to less educated people.

On Missanelli's behavior... to quote Errol Morris, "A stupid person is a person who treats a smart person as though they're stupid."


Sure, there are plenty of ways. Law started off pretty good but as soon as he was challenged he quickly regressed to his mean state--which is being a condescending prick. Missanelli of course is also a prick, but that's par the course these days. Law could have handled himself better, but there was little point. Missanelli has gone full shock jock--there was zero chance that wasn't going to end with him shouting at Keith Law. But still, Law set the SABR community back at least two standard deviations with that performance.
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Postby Brantt » Thu Apr 29, 2010 17:06:41

CrashburnAlley wrote:
Brantt wrote:Missanelli has a master's degree and a law degree. He also passed the bar exam and was a practicing lawyer before deciding to get into sports journalism.

To call him stupid is, well, stupid.


That says nothing about his intelligence. It shows he can argue well, but it doesn't display anything about his intelligence. Do you know what kind of work he did for his degrees? Have you read any of the theses he had to write?

Stop being a sheep following a shepherd.


Take your own advice there skippy.
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Postby Swiggers » Thu Apr 29, 2010 17:08:35

Woody wrote:Law set the SABR community back at least two standard deviations with that performance.


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Postby Trent Steele » Thu Apr 29, 2010 17:09:42

CrashburnAlley wrote:
Brantt wrote:Missanelli has a master's degree and a law degree. He also passed the bar exam and was a practicing lawyer before deciding to get into sports journalism.

To call him stupid is, well, stupid.


That says nothing about his intelligence. It shows he can argue well, but it doesn't display anything about his intelligence. Do you know what kind of work he did for his degrees? Have you read any of the theses he had to write?

Stop being a sheep following a shepherd.



You define intelligence in a way that makes you the smartest guy in the room, which is pretty smart.
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Postby CrashburnAlley » Thu Apr 29, 2010 17:10:53

Woody wrote:Sure, there are plenty of ways. Law started off pretty good but as soon as he was challenged he quickly regressed to his mean state--which is being a condescending prick. Missanelli of course is also a prick, but that's par the course these days. Law could have handled himself better, but there was little point. Missanelli has gone full shock jock--there was zero chance that wasn't going to end with him shouting at Keith Law. But still, Law set the SABR community back at least two standard deviations with that performance.


I agree -- you definitely attract more flies with honey and such. However, were Law to play the nice guy, I don't think his points would have gone over any better with Missanelli because he's loud and brash. You simply have to go toe-to-toe with meatheads like him. I would hate to be interviewed by MM, that's extremely tough.
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Postby Monkeyboy » Thu Apr 29, 2010 17:13:15

Bakestar wrote:
Brantt wrote:
Missanelli has a master's degree and a law degree. He also passed the bar exam and was a practicing lawyer before deciding to get into sports journalism.

To call him stupid is, well, stupid.


All due respect, I'm a lawyer and I know plenty of lawyers who are stupid, anti-intellectual dickwipers.



Is your penis shrinking or something? How many people do you feel the need to call stupid in one week? If you need to make yourself feel better, try drugs or hire a hooker or something. Leave everyone else out of your mess.
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Postby Woody » Thu Apr 29, 2010 17:14:32

Monkeyboy wrote:
Bakestar wrote:
Brantt wrote:
Missanelli has a master's degree and a law degree. He also passed the bar exam and was a practicing lawyer before deciding to get into sports journalism.

To call him stupid is, well, stupid.


All due respect, I'm a lawyer and I know plenty of lawyers who are stupid, anti-intellectual dickwipers.



Is your penis shrinking or something? How many people do you feel the need to call stupid in one week? If you need to make yourself feel better, try drugs or hire a hooker or something. Leave everyone else out of your mess.


lol, uh, what?
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Postby 21McBride » Thu Apr 29, 2010 17:16:57

jamiethekiller wrote:missanelli came off way worse than Law.


preeminent power hitter of our generation is what he originally said and that's not accurate. Missanelli is a bully and Law is giving Howard a lot of credit.
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Postby jerseyhoya » Thu Apr 29, 2010 17:17:27

Woody wrote:
Monkeyboy wrote:
Bakestar wrote:
Brantt wrote:
Missanelli has a master's degree and a law degree. He also passed the bar exam and was a practicing lawyer before deciding to get into sports journalism.

To call him stupid is, well, stupid.


All due respect, I'm a lawyer and I know plenty of lawyers who are stupid, anti-intellectual dickwipers.


Is your penis shrinking or something? How many people do you feel the need to call stupid in one week? If you need to make yourself feel better, try drugs or hire a hooker or something. Leave everyone else out of your mess.


lol, uh, what?


So that happened

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Postby Monkeyboy » Thu Apr 29, 2010 17:17:37

I am referring to Bake's tiny Johnson.

I think someone needs to look up the definition of stupid. All the people you guys are discussing have better than average intelligence. Some of the things they say may be stupid, but they are not stupid.
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Postby Monkeyboy » Thu Apr 29, 2010 17:18:27

OK, that came off harsher than I intended.
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Postby Woody » Thu Apr 29, 2010 17:18:46

If we define power using slugging percentage, Howard is third to Poo and Manny
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Postby Bakestar » Thu Apr 29, 2010 17:19:07

what in the sam hell is happening here?
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Postby Woody » Thu Apr 29, 2010 17:19:38

Monkeyboy wrote:I am referring to Bake's tiny Johnson.

I think someone needs to look up the definition of stupid. All the people you guys are discussing have better than average intelligence. Some of the things they say may be stupid, but they are not stupid.


Yes, I think we're all smart enough to realize that and I don't that was bake's point. He's just saying there are some cracker-ass-intellectual-lightweight-meathead lawyers out there
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Postby Trent Steele » Thu Apr 29, 2010 17:20:54

I mean he went to widener, ffs. that's like the pennco tech of law schools (no offense, widener law grads!!!)
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Postby mcare89 » Thu Apr 29, 2010 17:22:43

This is clearly a case of off day madness.

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Postby drsmooth » Thu Apr 29, 2010 17:23:01

Monkeyboy wrote:I think someone needs to look up the definition of stupid. All the people you guys are discussing have better than average intelligence. Some of the things they say may be stupid, but they are not stupid.


No, I'm pretty sure Bake meant he knows some lawyers who are stupid, and wasn't calling out any specific maybe-smart lawyers who only say stupid things sometimes, well maybe a lot of the time, but that doesn't make them stupid.


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