Ryan Howard 5-Year Extension 5/$125MM + $10MM buyout THREAD

Postby Trent Steele » Thu Apr 29, 2010 17:24:57

Bakestar wrote:what in the sam hell is happening here?


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Postby Monkeyboy » Thu Apr 29, 2010 17:25:07

Woody wrote:
Monkeyboy wrote:I am referring to Bake's tiny Johnson.

I think someone needs to look up the definition of stupid. All the people you guys are discussing have better than average intelligence. Some of the things they say may be stupid, but they are not stupid.


Yes, I think we're all smart enough to realize that and I don't that was bake's point. He's just saying there are some cracker-ass-intellectual-lightweight-meathead lawyers out there



Compared to other lawyers, that's probably true.

I could say the same thing about doctors. I had to take some classes at a medical school and I was surprised how many of them didn't know the corpus callosum from the superior colliculus. But they weren't stupid.
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Postby Bakestar » Thu Apr 29, 2010 17:26:00

That's exactly what I meant, but regardless, I'm doing a ruler check when I get home.
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Postby Trent Steele » Thu Apr 29, 2010 17:26:33

Monkeyboy wrote:
Woody wrote:
Monkeyboy wrote:I am referring to Bake's tiny Johnson.

I think someone needs to look up the definition of stupid. All the people you guys are discussing have better than average intelligence. Some of the things they say may be stupid, but they are not stupid.


Yes, I think we're all smart enough to realize that and I don't that was bake's point. He's just saying there are some cracker-ass-intellectual-lightweight-meathead lawyers out there



Compared to other lawyers, that's probably true.

I could say the same thing about doctors. I had to take some classes at a medical school and I was surprised how many of them didn't know the corpus callosum from the superior colliculus. But they weren't stupid.


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Postby Monkeyboy » Thu Apr 29, 2010 17:27:32

This is what I get for coming in halfway through an argument.
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Postby Monkeyboy » Thu Apr 29, 2010 17:28:21

Bakestar wrote:That's exactly what I meant, but regardless, I'm doing a ruler check when I get home.



Don't worry, everyone's shrinks as they get older. I mean, that's what I hear.
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Postby Didn't I? » Thu Apr 29, 2010 17:28:29

Monkeyboy wrote:
Woody wrote:
Monkeyboy wrote:I am referring to Bake's tiny Johnson.

I think someone needs to look up the definition of stupid. All the people you guys are discussing have better than average intelligence. Some of the things they say may be stupid, but they are not stupid.


Yes, I think we're all smart enough to realize that and I don't that was bake's point. He's just saying there are some cracker-ass-intellectual-lightweight-meathead lawyers out there



Compared to other lawyers, that's probably true.

I could say the same thing about doctors. I had to take some classes at a medical school and I was surprised how many of them didn't know the corpus callosum from the superior colliculus. But they weren't stupid.


I'll be using this in casual conversation every day for the rest of my life.

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Postby CrashburnAlley » Thu Apr 29, 2010 17:28:49

Monkeyboy wrote:
Bakestar wrote:That's exactly what I meant, but regardless, I'm doing a ruler check when I get home.



Don't worry, everyone's shrinks as they get older. I mean, that's what I hear.


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Postby WheelsFellOff » Thu Apr 29, 2010 17:29:19

mcare89 wrote:This is clearly a case of off day madness.

This is fun.


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Postby joe table » Thu Apr 29, 2010 17:31:07

Woody wrote:If we define power using slugging percentage, Howard is third to Poo and Manny


That's like counting Western-grip tug jobs toward's Bryant's mom's slut status. THE EARTH ISN'T FLAT

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Postby WheelsFellOff » Thu Apr 29, 2010 17:32:48

PEOPLE PLEASE!!!

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Postby Monkeyboy » Thu Apr 29, 2010 17:33:22

Didn't I? wrote:
Monkeyboy wrote:
Woody wrote:
Monkeyboy wrote:I am referring to Bake's tiny Johnson.

I think someone needs to look up the definition of stupid. All the people you guys are discussing have better than average intelligence. Some of the things they say may be stupid, but they are not stupid.


Yes, I think we're all smart enough to realize that and I don't that was bake's point. He's just saying there are some cracker-ass-intellectual-lightweight-meathead lawyers out there



Compared to other lawyers, that's probably true.

I could say the same thing about doctors. I had to take some classes at a medical school and I was surprised how many of them didn't know the corpus callosum from the superior colliculus. But they weren't stupid.


I'll be using this in casual conversation every day for the rest of my life.



I was thinking about one guy in particular and used him as an example. For those with anatomy background, they aren't even close to the same thing. He is now a practicing doctor probably killing patients in some practice somewhere.
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Postby 21McBride » Thu Apr 29, 2010 17:35:17

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Postby jerseyhoya » Thu Apr 29, 2010 17:36:37

I still don't understand where all that anger came from. Did Bake and Monkeyboy fight about something earlier this week?

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Postby WheelsFellOff » Thu Apr 29, 2010 17:37:46

I think bake stole Monkey's autographed Menudo poster and refused to admit it.
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Postby jerseyhoya » Thu Apr 29, 2010 17:38:35

Monkeyboy should be happy. George Bush isn't president anymore. THANKS IN PART TO BARKERS VOTE!

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Postby Soren » Thu Apr 29, 2010 17:46:27

Missanelli/Law, all time stuff
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Postby Monkeyboy » Thu Apr 29, 2010 17:52:24

I AM happy. Just very tired.
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Postby Monkeyboy » Thu Apr 29, 2010 17:53:02

WheelsFellOff wrote:I think bake stole Monkey's autographed Menudo poster and refused to admit it.


No, he admitted it.

I'm off to class
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Postby philliesphhan » Thu Apr 29, 2010 18:09:07

Missenelli should have just stuck with his "chicks dig the long ball" argument. People pay money to see home runs. Ryan Howard hits lots of home runs, so lots of people pay money to see that.

Some player who saves runs with his glove at first may be "worth" more to the team, but if I go to a game with my dad, he wants to see a Phillie like Howard hit a mammoth HR, not see someone make a boring defensive play at first.
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