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2011 Random Phillies Stuff VI: Return Of The Nice Guy
Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff VI: Return Of The Nice Guy
by Grotewold » Wed Jul 20, 2011 15:19:54
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff VI: Return Of The Nice Guy
by smitty » Wed Jul 20, 2011 15:57:16
thephan wrote:Polanco will go for the epidural tomorrow, not a cortisone shot
Anyone else know he was pregnant? No wonder it is hard for him to play everyday at the hot corner. Does anyone know where he is registered? I think a group gift is appropriate.
Okay, well, uh... candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where he's registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern. Okay, let's get two! Go get 'em.
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff VI: Return Of The Nice Guy
by Barry Jive » Wed Jul 20, 2011 16:21:57
there's something so unsettling about this whole video
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff VI: Return Of The Nice Guy
by CalvinBall » Wed Jul 20, 2011 16:29:59
adam malamut is a dingleberry sniffer
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff VI: Return Of The Nice Guy
by Phan In Phlorida » Wed Jul 20, 2011 16:48:19
Barry Jive wrote:there's something so unsettling about this whole video
(youtube)
Uhh, yeah.
But at least we can salvage this from it...
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff VI: Return Of The Nice Guy
by Titlehungry » Wed Jul 20, 2011 17:36:40
Phillies host the Red Sox May 18-20, 2012
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff VI: Return Of The Nice Guy
by JFLNYC » Wed Jul 20, 2011 17:51:50
If not sooner.
Jamie
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff VI: Return Of The Nice Guy
by 5th Round Pick » Wed Jul 20, 2011 17:52:11
Cross Wilson Betemet off the trade wish list. He's going to the Tigers per Heyman.
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff VI: Return Of The Nice Guy
by lowcountry » Wed Jul 20, 2011 17:59:35
5th Round Pick wrote:Cross Wilson Betemet off the trade wish list. He's going to the Tigers per Heyman.
Please. We don't deal in Wilson Betemits.
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff VI: Return Of The Nice Guy
by Phan In Phlorida » Wed Jul 20, 2011 18:07:02
The Phils have already met their Wilson quota. Any additional Wilsons would be excessive.
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff VI: Return Of The Nice Guy
by swishnicholson » Wed Jul 20, 2011 20:06:33
The Phillies are finally tied for the best road record in the National League, to go along with their best home record.
Phew.
Phew.
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff VI: Return Of The Nice Guy
by Wheels Tupay » Wed Jul 20, 2011 20:13:52
swishnicholson wrote:The Phillies are finally tied for the best road record in the National League, to go along with their best home record.
Phew.
Come talk to me when they stand alone with the best road record.
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff VI: Return Of The Nice Guy
by stevelxa476 » Wed Jul 20, 2011 20:29:39
Wheels Tupay wrote:swishnicholson wrote:The Phillies are finally tied for the best road record in the National League, to go along with their best home record.
Phew.
Come talk to me when they stand alone with the best road record.
Will happen in 3 hours, hopefully.
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff VI: Return Of The Nice Guy
by z ipper » Wed Jul 20, 2011 20:39:19
worley is the 2nd phils pitcher since 1920 with six straight starts of 5+ip and 1er or fewer. carlton being the other.
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff VI: Return Of The Nice Guy
by BigEd76 » Wed Jul 20, 2011 22:30:56
Lincecum/Cain/Vogelsong
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff VI: Return Of The Nice Guy
by jerseyhoya » Wed Jul 20, 2011 23:05:24
The Giants have scored 54 fewer runs than us and played 2 more games. They're like really fucking bad at scoring runs.
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff VI: Return Of The Nice Guy
by Wheels Tupay » Wed Jul 20, 2011 23:09:04
jerseyhoya wrote:The Giants have scored 54 fewer runs than us and played 2 more games. They're like really #$&! bad at scoring runs.
Our offense is average but seems terrible because they have been awesome for the past few seasons. The Giants offense just blows donkey balls.
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff VI: Return Of The Nice Guy
by etched Chaos » Wed Jul 20, 2011 23:29:35
jerseyhoya wrote:The Giants have scored 54 fewer runs than us and played 2 more games. They're like really fucking bad at scoring runs.
We've also allowed 21 fewer runs than them.
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff VI: Return Of The Nice Guy
by my cousin mose » Wed Jul 20, 2011 23:31:52
ms lippy's car is green
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff VI: Return Of The Nice Guy
by swishnicholson » Wed Jul 20, 2011 23:40:40
Wheels Tupay wrote:swishnicholson wrote:The Phillies are finally tied for the best road record in the National League, to go along with their best home record.
Phew.
Come talk to me when they stand alone with the best road record.
Hey, Wheels!
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