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Postby Woody » Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:33:16

christ on a stick
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Postby CFP » Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:35:40

I hope everyone is prepared for Delpeteson Orrdezung

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Postby jerseyhoya » Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:39:24

Maybe we can trade for Pujols and shift him to second

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Postby FTN » Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:41:25

I guess the Michael Young trade is back on

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Postby jerseyhoya » Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:45:38

They gave him an MRI when this first happened, right?

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Postby CalvinBall » Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:47:22

everything is ruined forever.

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Postby Woody » Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:48:16

Stretch better, ffs
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Postby jerseyhoya » Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:59:15

Utley just homered in batting practice.

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Postby CalvinBall » Sat Mar 05, 2011 12:00:05

cortizone is code for roids.

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Postby CFP » Sat Mar 05, 2011 12:09:47

jerseyhoya wrote:They gave him an MRI when this first happened, right?


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Postby bleh » Sat Mar 05, 2011 12:10:47

At least he'll be fresh in October (if he can walk)?

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Postby joe table » Sat Mar 05, 2011 12:12:06

Roy Oswalt has had 8 cortisone shots since close of business on Friday, this is no big deal

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Postby Woody » Sat Mar 05, 2011 12:18:03

Ryan Madson's ejaculate is 41% cortisone
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Postby Woody » Sat Mar 05, 2011 12:19:10

what
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Postby Stay_Disappointed » Sat Mar 05, 2011 13:31:49

jerseyhoya wrote:
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Utley was given a cortisone shot. Phillies think it could be worse than patellar tendinitis.


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Some doctor said on DNL the other day that it is not advisable to give a cortisone shot to treat patellar tendinitis since it could cause the tendon to rupture.
I would rather see you lose than win myself

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Postby jerseyhoya » Sat Mar 05, 2011 13:45:12

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Sign at Bright House Field: "Phillies.... WINNING, duh."


I love this

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Postby Napalm » Sat Mar 05, 2011 13:49:33

Stark says everything is ruined forever!

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Postby Woody » Sat Mar 05, 2011 13:52:10

This team scored just 772 runs last season
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Postby JFLNYC » Sat Mar 05, 2011 14:08:24

But they had a lot of injuries to key hitters last year!

Oh, wait. . .
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Postby smitty » Sat Mar 05, 2011 14:09:24

Halladay is melting Pirate faces. So cuttered.
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