2011 ST Random Phillies Stuff II: Spring Harder

Postby phatj » Thu Mar 03, 2011 13:58:57

Houshphandzadeh wrote:the #$&! is a "paint-by-numbers swing"

paint-by-numbers analogy
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Postby Woody » Thu Mar 03, 2011 14:23:32

jamiethekiller wrote:


i don't get why their tinkering with him. let him do what he did in the minors and he'll be alright.


Can't wait till he's described as bubbly after slapping a base hit past the third baseman and smiling as he rounds first
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Postby Napalm » Thu Mar 03, 2011 14:29:24

unintentional lulz at the end

Oswalt and Lee have gone fishing a few times while both of their families are spending the majority of Spring Training back home.

They first met in 2003 in a waiting room following surgery in Philadelphia. Oswalt was in to have groin surgery. Lee was in to have hernia surgery.

"We were so drugged up coming out of anesthesia," Oswalt said. "I remember a guy being in there with me, but I didn't know it was him at the time. He told me that he remembered me and my name. I remember he pitched for Cleveland. I never remembered his name. I remember just leaving. When I woke up, I felt like I could leave the hospital, so I told the doctor I felt great. I walked out. He was going to walk out, too, and he stood up and said, 'No, I think I'm going to stay here.' So I left. We talked [for about] an hour or two. That's the first time I ever met him. I didn't know that until I came back here."

Said Lee: "That was the only time I talked to him. I knew he was from Mississippi. I knew he was a redneck, so I figured I'd get along with him."

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Postby jerseyhoya » Fri Mar 04, 2011 01:15:47

Which team do you consider the favorite to win the World Series this year?

Giants 5%
Phillies 38%
Red Sox 21%
Yankees 13%
Other 23%

We're winning 35 states, the District of Columbia and the world.

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Postby FTN » Fri Mar 04, 2011 01:21:26

cliff's stone face when the other 4 laff in the smoltz interview is priceless

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Postby PA_Dan » Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:58:24

Zolecki...

Yes, Roy Halladay has the Carlos Ruiz pillow/doll/toy/whatever-it-is at his home in Florida.

It's in his youngest son's bedroom.


Halladay's co-star is a pillow/doll with Ruiz's picture on it.

"I couldn't get ahold of (Ruiz)," Halladay said. "He's got like six phone numbers. I guess finally through the players' union they got ahold of him. They obviously had to get his OK to do it. They got his approval and went from there."

Halladay said he was on board with the idea of acting with a pillow from the beginning.

"There were a couple proposals early and I liked that one," he said. "It seemed to make sense. That was definitely one of my favorites."


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Postby Grotewold » Fri Mar 04, 2011 13:00:56

remarkably little bsg phils baseball chatter huh

drinking our own press clippings?

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Postby Soren » Fri Mar 04, 2011 13:14:52

Brown sucks, we should cut our losses and trade him for a pick.
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Postby thephan » Fri Mar 04, 2011 13:49:42

downloaded iPhone app to listen to games again this year. I noticed today's game is on (also freeview online). Then I notice that the audio is available. There has been essentially an open mic for the last 20 minutes. Nothing but ambient ballpark sounds, but certainly weird.
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Postby 1 » Fri Mar 04, 2011 14:06:09

Grotewold wrote:remarkably little bsg phils baseball chatter huh

drinking our own press clippings?


too many hall of famers here
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Postby GrizzledVeteran » Fri Mar 04, 2011 14:33:23

Somebody stole JC Romero's $190,000 Porsche. Link.
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Postby Grotewold » Fri Mar 04, 2011 14:34:22

when's that guy gonna catch a break

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Postby FullCount » Fri Mar 04, 2011 14:59:57

I'll bet when they find it Dennys Reyes will be driving.
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Postby Grotewold » Fri Mar 04, 2011 15:01:10

that article wrote:Romero drove it from his offseason home in Alabama


talk about burying the lede...

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Postby WheelsFellOff » Fri Mar 04, 2011 15:01:25

Denny's Reyes only drives lowriders. More to the point every car he drives becomes a lowrider.

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Postby Ace Rothstein » Fri Mar 04, 2011 17:06:56

just heard turn my swag on , chooch must keep this AB song

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Postby Roger Dorn » Sat Mar 05, 2011 00:06:42

http://mlb.mlb.com/media/player/mp_tpl_3_1.jsp?w_id=486797&w=2006/open/tp/archive04/042606_colphi_bell_hr_tp_350.wmv&pid=mlb_tp&gid=2006/04/26/colmlb-phimlb-1&mid=200604261420721&cid=mlb&fid=mlb_tp350&v=2

Gearing up for the 2011 season makes you reflect on shit players like David Bell hitting a homerun in early April in front of about 10,000 fans at CBP....not so good times
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Postby Stay_Disappointed » Sat Mar 05, 2011 00:26:40

thephan wrote:downloaded iPhone app to listen to games again this year. I noticed today's game is on (also freeview online). Then I notice that the audio is available. There has been essentially an open mic for the last 20 minutes. Nothing but ambient ballpark sounds, but certainly weird.


This must be T-Mac or Wheeler Hell
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Postby 1 » Sat Mar 05, 2011 00:27:41

Roger Dorn wrote:http://mlb.mlb.com/media/player/mp_tpl_3_1.jsp?w_id=486797&w=2006/open/tp/archive04/042606_colphi_bell_hr_tp_350.wmv&pid=mlb_tp&gid=2006/04/26/colmlb-phimlb-1&mid=200604261420721&cid=mlb&fid=mlb_tp350&v=2

Gearing up for the 2011 season makes you reflect on $#@! players like David Bell hitting a homerun in early April in front of about 10,000 fans at CBP....not so good times


you can also watch a clip from NRI cory sullivan on that page!
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Postby jerseyhoya » Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:31:34

magelb
Utley was given a cortisone shot. Phillies think it could be worse than patellar tendinitis.


Vomit

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