Cliff Lee is a Phillies!!! We did it!

by **Eem** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 13:46:38

Oh my God. Ruben.

SERIOUSLY.

RUBEN FUCKING AMARO JR.

by **Grotewold** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 13:47:08

The Eeming Tree wrote:Oh my God. Ruben.

SERIOUSLY.

RUBEN $#@! AMARO JR.

He's on a nice little run.

by **lowcountry** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 13:47:41

Dear Phillies,

No bitching about not getting Halladay. You got the motherfarking Cy Young Award winner. No pissing and moaning about it not being Halladay.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 13:47:56

who knew ruben was such a pimp dizzle

by **karn** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 13:48:17

Francisco is infinitely better than Mayberry too

by **Woody** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 13:48:28

Ruben is in his office right now with his face in a big pile of coke

by **Peck Peck** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 13:49:47

Go away for lunch and return to this.

Where can I find a Ruben throwback jersey?

by **momadance** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 13:49:49

by **Ace Rothstein** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 13:49:55

Woody wrote:Ruben is in his office right now with his face in a big pile of coke

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZH32PEZ6Uj0[/youtube]

by **TheDude24** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 13:50:01

Is it true that Ruben is Hispanic and Jewish and has no middle name?

by **CFP** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 13:50:02

Conversation shall now shift to Facebook group as the board crashes for a while

Website · by **Wolfgang622** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 13:50:29

Actually, when I look at that article, it does kind of sound not done, since "talks are still fluid." That wasn't removed from the article. Is the deal still conditional on a timing trigger? Like, say, at 4:00 o'clock if we haven't heard back from Toronto on anything we like?

Strange.

by **meatball** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 13:50:32

:::yawn:::

wait what

by **Grotewold** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 13:50:34

Peck Peck wrote:Go away for lunch and return to this.

Where can I find a Ruben throwback jersey?

I seriously almost ordered one when he had two doubles the day after Dykstra broke his wrist. My first collision with small sample size

by **Brantt** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 13:51:00

stevemc wrote:
Brantt wrote:
CFP wrote:I just want to let everyone know that I called Ben Francisco about an hour ago with zero sources. Figure I will have my Brantt moment here.

I have a Cardinals source though.

Arizona?

St. Louis

by **iladelphxx** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 13:51:01

Speechless.... Wow....

This is the complete oppostie reaction I had when the Abreu deal was announced....

by **dajafi** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 13:51:10

Woody wrote:Ruben is in his office right now with his face in a big pile of coke

Itself on the bare breasts of the most beautiful woman in Philly

And I say ENJOY

by **JFLNYC** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 13:51:18

I'm not going to be concerned that Lee's H/9, BB/9 and HR/9 are all up this year and his K/9 is down.

by **stevemc** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 13:51:24

Grotewold wrote:
Peck Peck wrote:Go away for lunch and return to this.

Where can I find a Ruben throwback jersey?

I seriously almost ordered one when he had two doubles the day after Dykstra broke his wrist. My first collision with small sample size

Was that at Wrigley? I kinda remember that premiere.

by **The Dude** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 13:51:33

Grotewold wrote:
Peck Peck wrote:Go away for lunch and return to this.

Where can I find a Ruben throwback jersey?

I seriously almost ordered one when he had two doubles the day after Dykstra broke his wrist. My first collision with small sample size

Action News' highlights that night showed his hits with "Amaro, Amaro, I love you, Amaro"

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