The Official Hate the Mets Thread v3.0

Postby Bakestar » Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:21:41

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Postby 1 » Thu Feb 05, 2009 17:28:27

Rotation

The top two left-handers in the National League reside atop these rotations, Johan Santana with the Mets and World Series MVP Cole Hamels with the Phillies. From that point down, there are questions, though.

For the Mets, Mike Pelfrey is a rising star and John Maine is solid but missed the final five weeks of the season with a shoulder injury. Newly signed southpaw Oliver Perez can be wildly inconsistent, but he's nails against the Phillies and their cavalcade of left-handed sluggers — he had a 0.35 ERA in four starts against Philadelphia last season.

The Mets, like the Phillies, will have a competition for the fifth starter's job. Behind Hamels, the Phillies throw out Brett Myers, who, like Perez, can be hit-or-miss from start to start. Jamie Moyer is 46, but the crafty left-hander won 16 games in 2008. Joe Blanton is a dependable No. 4 starter, but his 4.24 career ERA isn't anything to write home about.

Edge: slightly to the Mets


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Postby JFLNYC » Sat Feb 07, 2009 12:25:36

At Citi Field, Swinging for the (Higher) Fences

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Still, Wilpon did not want to simply go in the other direction, and turn Citi Field into a New York version of Philadelphia’s Citizens Bank Park, which has become a home run haven. In fact, aware of how reachable the left-center field stands in Citizens Bank are, Wilpon made sure the same area was no pushover at Citi Field, pushing back the fences and making them higher. In the interview last month, he said the Mets did not acquire Putz and Rodríguez so that a “couple of bloops and a bomb” could cost the team a game.
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Postby pacino » Sat Feb 07, 2009 12:29:26

Constructing a ballpark which will be there for 30 years based on the 2009 lineup = good idea
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Postby Bakestar » Sat Feb 07, 2009 12:31:00

Buncha crybabies. Swear to God.
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Postby TenuredVulture » Sat Feb 07, 2009 12:32:05

I think it's pretty amazing that in the new park, only opposing teams could "steal a game" by taking advantage of a hitters park.
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Postby pacino » Sat Feb 07, 2009 12:32:38

see, what we all don't realize is that the fences at CBP move in when the Phils are up to bat, and then get moved out when the Mets are up to bat.
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Postby JFLNYC » Sat Feb 07, 2009 12:33:39

Ya know, I noticed that, too, but didn't want to say anything.
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Postby Bakestar » Sat Feb 07, 2009 12:34:49

DELETE THREAD the secret must be kept safe!
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Postby TenuredVulture » Sat Feb 07, 2009 12:35:46

JFLNYC wrote:Ya know, I noticed that, too, but didn't want to say anything.


Actually, what happens is they borrow Will Smith's memory flash device from Men in Black, and flash it between innings, so no one remembers it happening. What's really amazing about the memory flash device is that it works over television as well as in person. The film of course left that out. But really, how else would it really be able to keep the existence of aliens a secret?
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Postby JFLNYC » Sat Feb 07, 2009 12:47:54

TenuredVulture wrote:
JFLNYC wrote:Ya know, I noticed that, too, but didn't want to say anything.


Actually, what happens is they borrow Will Smith's memory flash device from Men in Black, and flash it between innings, so no one remembers it happening. What's really amazing about the memory flash device is that it works over television as well as in person. The film of course left that out. But really, how else would it really be able to keep the existence of aliens a secret?


Damn! That explains a lot about my life in general.
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Postby FTN » Sat Feb 07, 2009 12:59:12

i hate the mets

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Postby drsmooth » Sat Feb 07, 2009 13:05:10

just when you think the mets could not get to be more hateable, they dig down deep & find a way to be.

See, what they've done with all the fence raising & gap-stretching is construct a field made for the giddyup offensive talents of their real true star, who plays shortstop. After all, why accommodate Wright, who's a choker anyways, when you have a guy who can run right now, and has creeaaazzzzy dance moves?

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Postby swishnicholson » Sat Feb 07, 2009 23:26:16

“You won’t be surprised to hear that this year we do not finish at Shea Stadium because a call was made to the schedulers saying ‘We would rather not see the Marlins at the end of the year,’’’ [Marlins President David] Samson said at a Town Hall meeting, prompting loud cheers from several hundred fans…


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Ok, it's doubtful this call ever took place and no one's going to be finishing at Shea since it's now a parking lot, but who said I had to be fair to the Mets?
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Postby Stay_Disappointed » Sun Feb 08, 2009 00:19:54

I actually hate the Mets more now more than ever and this hatred will increase when every national baseball knucklehead picks the Mets to win the NL East again this season. I really just can't wait to read all the reasons the Phillies just can't measure up to them.
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Postby 1 » Sat Feb 14, 2009 12:39:59

hey new guy, i think we've heard this before:

K-Rod didn't mean anything sinister by it, but he accidentally struck upon a familiar phrase when he said he believes the Mets are the "team to beat" on Saturday.

Asked if he paid attention to the Phillies' winter chatter, Rodriguez replied that he had not.

"Whatever happened is in the past. You have to move forward," he said. "Whatever they did last year, they already got paid. Whatever they did, I have all the respect in the world. They worked hard and they deserve it. This is a different year and different ballclubs now. I don't want to make any controversy, but with me and (J.J.) Putz and the additions i the bullpen, I feel like now we are the team to beat."
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Postby Bill McNeal » Sat Feb 14, 2009 12:43:15

That quote would be 10x funnier with out the parentheses
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Postby Bakestar » Sat Feb 14, 2009 12:58:24

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Postby CrashburnAlley » Sat Feb 14, 2009 14:39:34

The Mets are the Baldwin brothers... not the good one, but the others.
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