Exposing the BSG inside jokes

Postby Woody » Fri Oct 30, 2009 13:17:08

dancing bears is a phrase Wheels uses all the time to describe events such as what Ed described above

"Oh boy, here we go again... bring on the dancing bears..."
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby WilliamC » Fri Oct 30, 2009 20:39:23

Even being somewhat right in the middle of some epic moments at philliesphans that led to some inside jokes and the mass banning I still remain clueless as to what exactly the hell happened. It was like a storm that just came out of nowhere and piles of shit were coming from every direction.

I mean I got the story down and I know everything that happened but I guess I will never fully understand what led to a lot of us getting banned for not providing an answer that we didn't have(or at least I didn't or don't think I had).

I'm thankful for this place but that was also a pretty cool place too at times and it was pretty crappy how everything went down in the end.

Actually phillychuck and I talked and he just let me back on about a year after I was banned. Didn't have to fill out a job application or anything. He has always been one guy I consider to be fair and decent.
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Postby Stay_Disappointed » Fri Oct 30, 2009 22:02:57

everything relating to and including DSP
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Sat Oct 31, 2009 12:45:42

who was that guy who started an I'm New Here thread that turned into a twenty page discussion on gay marriage or amish people or something

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Postby VoxOrion » Sat Oct 31, 2009 13:14:14

WilliamC wrote:Actually phillychuck and I talked and he just let me back on about a year after I was banned. Didn't have to fill out a job application or anything. He has always been one guy I consider to be fair and decent.


He did the same for me, though my account didn't actually exist any longer..
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Postby lethal » Wed Nov 25, 2009 00:39:58

Doll Is Mine wrote:
BigEd76 wrote:Image


Care to explain this one?


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phdave wrote:Inside joke reference:

I've worked in retail for almost five years and this is an issue that has always bothered me. I've noticed within the past few months it is happening more and more frequently.

People drop their kids off in one store while they go shopping in another. I've worked at three different stores in the mall where I work Warner Brothers, Gymboree, and now Border's Express. Stores with things for kids to do to keep their entertained while their parents do whatever they have to do.

I get so mad when little kids are in my store all by themselves for over an hour. Typically we call security and bring the kid behind the register where we can keep an eye on them. A few months ago a young girl was kidnapped from the mall and they found her body in the woods nearby. If I can stop that from happening I will.

Today I noticed a young girl sitting in the floor reading a book. I kept a close eye on her while I rang my customers and the moment my line was gone I approached her. I asked her if her parents were in the store. No. Did she know where they were? Yes. How old was she? 12. She was a little 12 though...I'd have guessed nine. I asked if her parents had cell phones and did she know the number. Yes. (Typically the kids don't know the cell numbers or even their home number.) I had her call the number. No answer. I brought her behind the cashwrap and it was obvious that she was absolutely annoyed. Tough. She told me she was going to go to Gap to get her parents. I told her she had to stay until they came back. I wasn't about to have a little girl wander around the mall looking for her parents. What if they weren't in Gap anymore? I told my manager that if her parents weren't there by two I was calling security who would then call the cops because this is child endangerment. At ten of two...over an hour after I first spotted her her older brother came in to get her. I was disappointed because I wanted the parents to come so I could tell them a thing or two.

I know that some of you might be thinking that 12 is old enough to be in the mall without parents. It's old enough to be in the mall without parents if there's more than one. Packs of loud, chattering girls are much harder to kidnap than one girl on her own.

A few weeks ago it was a five year old girl and before that it was a nine year old girl. This is getting ridiculous! And I hate to sound racist or anything but it's always the Asian girls. Always. Every time the parents have dropped the daughter off in my store but have taken the son with them. And one time we'd brought the girl behind the cashwrap and the mom came back looking for her (we knew it was her because the daughter had told us what she was wearing). She came in looked around and when she didn't see her daughter she just sort of shrugged and left the store. If I found out my child was not in the place I left her I would have been beside myself rather than hohum about it. I know that girls are not wanted the way boys are in those countries but I care what happens to these little girls. I care if someone kidnaps, rapes, them or worse. Maybe their parents won't care if someone kidnaps their daughter but I do.

I'm just so angry over this that I had to post it. It happens too often and it makes me want to just slap someone silly. In America we value our daughters just as much as our sons.

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Postby Barry Jive » Wed Nov 25, 2009 00:47:28

connect the dots

help plz
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Postby swishnicholson » Wed Nov 25, 2009 01:00:04

Barry Jive wrote:connect the dots

help plz


Just one example ... there are many more samples of CD's prose in the third base thread...I can remember my first days on philliesphans when a certain posters confident assessment of the Phillies farm prospects seemed very impressive... then I encountered other posters, legends with names like Shore and Disco Stu...and I'm afraid my first impression withered like a rose left on the shelf too long, the key hidden away and forgotten long ago...
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Postby jerseyhoya » Wed Nov 25, 2009 01:36:22

God that stuff is so good

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Postby Barry Jive » Wed Nov 25, 2009 03:31:46

so what's the deal with the Pee Wee Herman graemlin?
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Postby Woody » Wed Nov 25, 2009 07:41:20

jesus christ dude
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby 1 » Wed Nov 25, 2009 08:25:26

maybe schillingfan was right about the whole "kids" thing
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.

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Postby Fusilli Jerry » Fri Nov 27, 2009 20:18:32

I also recall that if anyone even hinted at the 7Mary3 Borders/Asian child story on Philaphans they were threatened with bannination.

And then, of course, there was the Walk Song incident. I may have still been lurking at Philliesphans but I remember it distinctly (umm, except for the details).

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Postby BigEd76 » Sun Dec 20, 2009 14:32:41

Here's the song she was referring to EVERY TIME PAT BURRELL DREW A WALK

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epYMpU0I_qY[/youtube]

Annoying as hell and some people snapped...





Another BSG inside joke: the God of baseball....Baseba'al

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Postby swishnicholson » Sun Dec 20, 2009 14:42:07

I never really got what was so annoying about the walk song ( the posts I mean, the song itself would drive you batty in no time.)
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Postby Bucky » Sun Dec 20, 2009 15:18:45

swishnicholson wrote:I never really got what was so annoying about the walk song ( the posts I mean, the song itself would drive you batty in no time.)

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Postby Slowhand » Sun Dec 20, 2009 15:43:55

I think if it were someone else doing it then it wouldn't have been a problem. But since she was pretty much an annoying, psycho lunatic at all times I think people just associated it with her and hated it. Quite naturally.
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Postby phdave » Fri Jan 21, 2011 18:30:18

bump
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Postby Eem » Fri Jan 21, 2011 18:40:50

Where exactly did "Blink on my tip" come from

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Postby Barry Jive » Fri Jan 21, 2011 18:48:25

Barry Jive wrote:so what's the deal with the Pee Wee Herman graemlin?


how is it that i didn't get this then but that i do get it now
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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