Pet Peeves a new volume:

Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby drsmooth » Thu Sep 17, 2015 15:25:05

Phred wrote:
Bucky wrote:i get buckwheat sometimes, but never spanky or darla


I've been spanky. I can't go to that store anymore.


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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby drsmooth » Thu Sep 17, 2015 15:55:27

TSA/airline ticket readers that read only up OR down, & apparently interchangeably by the fiends who inflict air travel processes on us
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby CalvinBall » Thu Sep 17, 2015 16:14:03

Bill McNeal wrote:
Grotewold wrote:
Bill McNeal wrote:Ads that take up the entire screen on my mobile browser. Half the time I can't get rid of them and just leave the site instead of trying to figure it out and other times it crashes safari and then I don't even have to leave the page it does it for me


PhillyMag is getting bad with this


Exactly the site that triggered me to write this. I've barely looked at birds 24/7 this year because of those ads. Full page ads for iced tea? GTFO


its like you dorks have never heard of ad blocker

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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby Bill McNeal » Thu Sep 17, 2015 16:48:19

What ad blocker are you currently using on your busted ass iPhone cal? Please enlighten me
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby CalvinBall » Thu Sep 17, 2015 16:52:47

busted screen--cant see the ads at all

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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby CalvinBall » Thu Sep 17, 2015 16:53:06

but really i missed the word "mobile"

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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Sep 17, 2015 17:07:45

how often are you guys cruising full web pages on your little phones? get a magazine

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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby phatj » Thu Sep 17, 2015 19:09:59

Bucky wrote:"I'm sorry to hear that". I know 99% of the people on the world say that, and don't mean it in the literal sense, and I'm not calling out anyone in particular (because then I'd be calling out just about EVERYBODY..but what...you're not sorry that my friend DIED, you're just sorry you HEARD about it??

Corollary: "I can't imagine what you're going through"
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby laf837 » Thu Sep 17, 2015 20:17:33

PrattRules wrote:I like going to a smoking bar every now and then, despite the fact I don't smoke cigarettes.


I still can't believe they have that smoking bar at the Wells Fargo Center. That place is a throwback. I don't smoke much at all but I do when I go to Sixers games.
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby swishnicholson » Thu Sep 17, 2015 20:36:09

phatj wrote:
Bucky wrote:"I'm sorry to hear that". I know 99% of the people on the world say that, and don't mean it in the literal sense, and I'm not calling out anyone in particular (because then I'd be calling out just about EVERYBODY..but what...you're not sorry that my friend DIED, you're just sorry you HEARD about it??

Corollary: "I can't imagine what you're going through"


See, I've read about a lot of people, (not me), who get annoyed when people say " I know just what you're going through." Now granted some of these people grab the opportunity to talk about how THEY felt when their father, mother, baby died, they got cancer, their boat was repossessed, whatever and try to focus the attention on themselves. But I doubt it's what anyone wants to hear when they're going through a difficult situation. "I can't imagine" isn't any more helpful, but at least acknowledges that this person's grief is unique.
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby TenuredVulture » Thu Sep 17, 2015 21:11:23

swishnicholson wrote:
phatj wrote:
Bucky wrote:"I'm sorry to hear that". I know 99% of the people on the world say that, and don't mean it in the literal sense, and I'm not calling out anyone in particular (because then I'd be calling out just about EVERYBODY..but what...you're not sorry that my friend DIED, you're just sorry you HEARD about it??

Corollary: "I can't imagine what you're going through"


See, I've read about a lot of people, (not me), who get annoyed when people say " I know just what you're going through." Now granted some of these people grab the opportunity to talk about how THEY felt when their father, mother, baby died, they got cancer, their boat was repossessed, whatever and try to focus the attention on themselves. But I doubt it's what anyone wants to hear when they're going through a difficult situation. "I can't imagine" isn't any more helpful, but at least acknowledges that this person's grief is unique.


I dunno. I think sometimes when people are going through difficult times, it helps to know they're not alone. I do think you need to have a real comparable experience to take that liberty.
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby phatj » Thu Sep 17, 2015 21:11:31

It seems like it would just remind me that I don't have to imagine whatever it is.
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby The Dude » Thu Sep 17, 2015 21:46:44

People that can't handle their liquor and blow chunks all over the sidewalk right outside the livingroom window
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby Slowhand » Thu Sep 17, 2015 23:57:14

phatj wrote:
Bucky wrote:"I'm sorry to hear that". I know 99% of the people on the world say that, and don't mean it in the literal sense, and I'm not calling out anyone in particular (because then I'd be calling out just about EVERYBODY..but what...you're not sorry that my friend DIED, you're just sorry you HEARD about it??

Corollary: "I can't imagine what you're going through"


You two are weird.
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby phatj » Fri Sep 18, 2015 06:19:32

Says the guy who lives in Florida
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby Slowhand » Fri Sep 18, 2015 09:38:09

When people give a phone number using an unconventional cadence. Like instead of of saying 407 - 546-1859 or whatever, they say it something like 40-7546-185-9 or something weird. Always throws me off. There’s a standard, people.

Corollary: When I get meeting invites and people just list all the numbers of the passcode with no separators: 464644874. Add some dashes, people.
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby Slowhand » Fri Sep 18, 2015 09:40:30

When people get in minor fender benders, cars still drivable, yet stop there in the road to exchange info, etc. in the middle of freaking rush hour traffic. Get off the road, people.
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby Bucky » Fri Sep 18, 2015 09:56:43

Slowhand wrote:When people give a phone number using an unconventional cadence. Like instead of of saying 407 - 546-1859 or whatever, they say it something like 40-7546-185-9 or something weird. Always throws me off. There’s a standard, people.

Corollary: When I get meeting invites and people just list all the numbers of the passcode with no separators: 464644874. Add some dashes, people.



when you are reading a phone number with normal cadence (123 456 7890) and they say "OK" during your pauses, and end up not hearing your next sequence

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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby Youseff » Fri Sep 18, 2015 10:04:41

Bucky what was it like when people used to use letters in their phone #s? Like dial me at 215 prefix TF - 4 - 9873.
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby Bucky » Fri Sep 18, 2015 10:14:19

you used to specifically say "Area Code" if it was someone non-local. If not, it was only seven-digit dialing!

And then you could run the whole sequence together pretty much, with only a brief pause after the first triplet. I was the IVyridge exchange, so everything started with "I V"

you'd say "eye vee 3 0720"

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