Pet Peeves a new volume:

Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby Phred » Tue Sep 15, 2015 12:49:23

People who put their lunch in the work microwave and then walk away. Of course, they don't come back until several minutes after the microwave stops. Don't get mad at me because this happened and I took your food out, out it on the counter and stuck my finger in it.
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby phatj » Tue Sep 15, 2015 19:51:20

your "finger"
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby Slowhand » Tue Sep 15, 2015 20:48:50

When people at the store put all their groceries right up next to yours at the checkout lane without using one of the dividers.
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby phatj » Tue Sep 15, 2015 20:58:23

Hook your thumb at them and say "she's buying"

Works every time
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby Slowhand » Tue Sep 15, 2015 21:12:29

Definitely going to do that next time.
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby PrattRules » Tue Sep 15, 2015 21:17:41

You'll chicken out.
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby Slowhand » Tue Sep 15, 2015 21:47:39

I get pretty froggy in the grocery store.
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby Bucky » Tue Sep 15, 2015 21:57:43

i get buckwheat sometimes, but never spanky or darla

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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby Phred » Wed Sep 16, 2015 10:52:31

Bucky wrote:i get buckwheat sometimes, but never spanky or darla


I've been spanky. I can't go to that store anymore.
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby smitty » Wed Sep 16, 2015 11:59:43

Baseball terms that make no sense but nearly everyone uses them.

1. Tick. He added a tick to his fastball. What is a tick. Sounds like nothing. Let me know if his fastball went up 20 or 30 ticks. Or better, use MPH, something that informs and makes sense.

2. Pieces. Baseball players aren't pieces. They are players. How hard is that?
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby CalvinBall » Wed Sep 16, 2015 12:57:50

do you really know know what they mean?

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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby Bucky » Wed Sep 16, 2015 13:00:38

people who throw cigarette butts out the car window

(and on the ground in general)

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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby SK790 » Wed Sep 16, 2015 13:04:15

Bucky wrote:people who throw cigarette butts out the car window

(and on the ground in general)

I may be a grossass smoker, but I haven't littered a butt in 2 years (outside of a few accidental drops). I've been getting on my smoking friends about this recently, too.
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby Bucky » Wed Sep 16, 2015 13:07:31

good job!

there's an intersection near me that has a long wait at the red light you catch it wrong. at rush hour you may have to wait 2 or 3 light changes and sit for 10 minutes.

there's a nice old stone wall across the opposite lane. the school who own the wall has done a great job landscaping along the wall with flowers and mulch. And now there's also hundreds of butts amongst the mulch. disgusting.

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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby CalvinBall » Wed Sep 16, 2015 13:10:03

you should adopt the block and clean it up!

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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby The Dude » Wed Sep 16, 2015 13:10:41

its really weird when people smoke in their cars and homes
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby Napalm » Wed Sep 16, 2015 13:13:14

its not weird. people look down on smokers. those places are usually judgement free zones

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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby CalvinBall » Wed Sep 16, 2015 13:13:57

people who smoke

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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby The Dude » Wed Sep 16, 2015 13:14:59

it's weird to me bc then it sucks having non-smokers visit or ride in the car. And the car obviously isn't a judgement free zone, as bucky just pointed out
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby Napalm » Wed Sep 16, 2015 13:16:06

usually. if they're alone in the car, they feel less judged about smoking.

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