there's going to be a $2 miller lite night at my dad's bar on Wednesdays. come on and have one on me, bucky

Autoplaying videos on every damn article I want to read.

When someone shares a link on facebook and types the exact same thing as the header of the link. So you probably see the same thing written three times:

Scientists say eating your own poo is healthy. (written by the share-er)

Scientists say eating your own poo is healthy. (Caption of the graphic for the link)

Scientists say eating your own poo is healthy. (headline of the link text under the graphic)

Pacino speaking my language up there

maclemore's new song mentions a moped when it is clearly a scooter.

first time i heard the song, the DJ was gushing over how great it was and that it was probably his best work. then i listen to it, and it's basically Thift Shop except he's buying a moped(which is apparently a scooter). wish he'd move to the east coast and start rooting for the Patriots and Yankees so this city can finally turn on him.

WheelsFellOff wrote:Autoplaying videos on every damn article I want to read.

any site with more than 1 flash ad.

update on the dogshit bags: the trashmen turned my trashcan over, so the assailant put the dogshit in the recycling bin, which was facing up. who does that

sorry, WHAT ELSE WAS I SUPPOSE TO DO

come to think of it, THAT PHRASE is one of my big PP's. People use it to excuse idiocy where they would otherwise be inconvenienced.

"Why did you attempt to cut across four lanes of the highway and cause an accident that killed a busload of nuns & orphans?". "Well, my exit came up quicker than I expected, and I need to get off the highway. WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO??"

People wearing hats indoors.

Ted Cruz may have the most punchable face in the history of the world

I wish he cooked bacon on her face there

the bullets would kill dopey hat-wearing fuckboy, the bacon grease would permanently mark Davis' face, and Ted Cruz would be in jail for murder and assault. i like it.

Is that Michael McKean?

Holy crap, I had no idea Michael McKean was Lenny on Laverne And Shirley

The Dude wrote:I wish he cooked bacon on her face there

Cooking bacon requires something hot

(O SNAP!)

prob posted before but people getting on elevators with their faces in their phones and not waiting for those getting off is the bane of my life. should be able to sucker these people no questions axed.

z ipper wrote:prob posted before but people getting on elevators with their faces in their phones and not waiting for those getting off is the bane of my life. should be able to sucker these people no questions axed.

Same thing applies on the subway.

z ipper wrote:prob posted before but people getting on elevators with their faces in their phones and not waiting for those getting off is the bane of my life. should be able to sucker these people no questions axed.

Yes. Fucking hate this.