When it's too dark for a 46 year old who forgot his reading glasses to read the menu. I think when half the customers are using the little flashlights on their phones to read the menu, it's a sign something isn't working.

TenuredVulture wrote:When it's too dark for a 46 year old who forgot his reading glasses to read the menu. I think when half the customers are using the little flashlights on their phones to read the menu, it's a sign something isn't working.

I think I was born a grumpy old man. Dim lighting in restaurants has always bothered me, even if I can read the menu OK.

when people say beh-gels instead of bay-gels

phatj wrote:

TenuredVulture wrote:When it's too dark for a 46 year old who forgot his reading glasses to read the menu. I think when half the customers are using the little flashlights on their phones to read the menu, it's a sign something isn't working.

I think I was born a grumpy old man. Dim lighting in restaurants has always bothered me, even if I can read the menu OK.

It's so you can't see all the health code violations.

Maybe this is an Arkansas thing, but when you buy bread or rolls from the bakery department at a grocery store, they come in a bag that's closed with some kind of tape, instead of the old fashioned twist ties. The problem is the only way to get the bag open is basic to tear a huge hole in it, thereby rendering it useless. So the bread goes stale unless you find a large ziploc bag or something. I am sure that's why the stores do it, so you'll go back and buy more bread and probably other junk while you're at it.

saves money on bread crumbs tho

i mow my parents property for them. this summer, without fail, every time i am just about finished, the neighbor lady gets her tractor out to mow hers regardless if it needs it or not. but she always makes the first cut so the grass blows on my parents property. no mowing etiquette. fucking hate her.

shit on her patio

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really guys

you're a monthly magazine ffs

when the chick at the pizza shop ignores my 'for here' request and gives me two slices in a dang pizza box to take to my table

Calliou, especially the damn theme song.

on the flipside, my kid has just discovered the cailou youtubepoops and they're pretty funny

Houshphandzadeh wrote:when the chick at the pizza shop ignores my 'for here' request and gives me two slices in a dang pizza box to take to my table

Better than the other way around.

TRENDING... Getting really sick of everyone's overuse and misuse of this word.

ReadingPhilly wrote:i mow my parents property for them. this summer, without fail, every time i am just about finished, the neighbor lady gets her tractor out to mow hers regardless if it needs it or not. but she always makes the first cut so the grass blows on my parents property. no mowing etiquette. #$!&@ hate her.

say something to her

I really can't stand people who talk to their pets in elaborate language.

"Rover, rover, stop bothering that man, Rover, get off his blanket that poor man doesn't want you to bother him. Rover!, (man is scowling on picnic blanket with toddler as dog tramples all over and sticks his face (off-leash that he is) in to their business)

Gee, you have the first dog in history of the world that speaks full english and understand all those words. And keep your g-'fr'kn dmn dog on leash in public setting. I have no interest in your animals secretions from snout, lapping tongue, conjunktivitous or anything else interfacing with any aspect of my personage.

Pet owners, dog people especially just think everyone is like they are.

Train your animal, and when in public keep him/her on leash and under control or don't go where there are non dog people.

How bout I pepper spray your animal, that don't know that is charging me and thinks its ok to hump, sniff and whatever on me? I don't know your animal. Then you call me some kind of animal abuser when it's your responsibility to keep your animal under control.

PET peeves AMIRITE

Bucky wrote:PET peeves AMIRITE

Bucky-eeeee

You might be justified pepper spraying the owner, but unless the dog is attacking you or is a chihuahua or yorkie, you shouldn't pepper spray it.

azrider wrote:TRENDING... Getting really sick of everyone's overuse and misuse of this word.

[joke about trending trending]