What Fresh New Horror will this Politics Thread Document?

Re: What Fresh New Horror will this Politics Thread Document

Postby philliesphhan » Fri Oct 09, 2020 17:29:54

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Re: What Fresh New Horror will this Politics Thread Document

Postby Squire » Fri Oct 09, 2020 18:30:10

Next debate cancelled.

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Re: What Fresh New Horror will this Politics Thread Document

Postby jamiethekiller » Fri Oct 09, 2020 18:35:21

Booo

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Re: What Fresh New Horror will this Politics Thread Document

Postby Bucky » Fri Oct 09, 2020 18:38:27

"Boo? @#$% you!"

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Re: What Fresh New Horror will this Politics Thread Document

Postby Bucky » Fri Oct 09, 2020 23:46:03

holy carp, if there ever was anything that deserved to be called EPIC, this is it!!!!

Donald Trump came for Steve Schmidt (founder of Lincoln Project) on Twitter this morning. It did not go well. This is Steve’s reply:
"You’ve never beaten me at anything.
This is our first dance. Did you like, Covita? We are so much better at this than your team of crooks, wife beaters, degenerates, weirdos and losers. You are losing.
We heard you loved Evita. You saw it so many times. Where will you live out your years in disgrace? Will you buy Jeffrey Epstein’s island? One last extra special deal from him? Or will you be drooling on yourself in a suite at Walter Reed? Maybe you will be in prison? I bet you fear that.
The Manhattan District Attorney may not be around to cover for you or your crooked kids anymore. Eliza Orlins doesn’t believe in different sets of rules for the Trumps. What about the State Attorney General? You know what you’ve done.
Oh, Donald. Who do you owe almost $500 million in personally guaranteed loans to? It's all coming down. You think you and your disgusting family are going to be in deal-flow next year? Are you really that delusional?
You are lucky Chris Wallace interrupted you after Joe Biden said you weren’t smart. You started to melt down. That’s the place that hurts the most. Right? Fred Sr., knew it. You’ve spent your whole life proving it. You aren’t very smart. You couldn’t take the SAT on your own. What was the real score? 970? We both know you know.
Are the steroids wearing off? Is the euphoria fading? Do you feel foggy? Tired? Do you ache? How is the breathing? Hmmm. Are you watching TV today? We will have some nice surprises for you. Everyone is laughing at you. You are a joke. A splendid moron turned deadly clown.
Did you watch Martha McSally in her debate against American hero, fighter pilot, test pilot, astronaut Capt. Mark Kelly? She is so embarrassed by you. She is ashamed and full of self-loathing for the choice she made in following you over the cliff. She is in free fall now. She will lose, like most of them, because of you.
We hear from the White House and the campaign everyday. They are betraying you. They are looking to get out alive and salvage careers and their names. It’s Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner vs. Donald Trump Jr., and Kimberly Guilfoyle on the inside. They are at war over scraps and who gets to command what will be the remnants of your rancid cult.
It’s almost over now. You are the greatest failure in American history. You are the worst president in American history. Disgrace will always precede your name. Your grandchildren and great-grandchildren will grow up ashamed of their names.
One day, I suppose there will be some small and not-much-visited library that bears your name. It will be the type of place where a drunk walks by, staring at the wall for a minute, before deciding it is beneath his dignity to piss on. That’s what is waiting for you.
Joe Biden is a better man. He’s smarter. He’s winning. Do you remember when you didn’t want to name Donald Trump Jr., Donald because you were worried about him being a loser named Donald? You were right about that. He is. But it is you who will be remembered as America’s greatest loser. You will be crushed in the election.
Shhhhhhhh."

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Re: What Fresh New Horror will this Politics Thread Document

Postby da_bad_ass » Sat Oct 10, 2020 00:28:28

it reads like donald trump wrote it. big 2013 donald trump twitter energy.
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Re: What Fresh New Horror will this Politics Thread Document

Postby da_bad_ass » Sat Oct 10, 2020 00:31:21

oh steve schimdt is that guy that works for republicans they always put on msnbc. this explains everything.
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Re: What Fresh New Horror will this Politics Thread Document

Postby Monkeyboy » Sat Oct 10, 2020 02:50:16

Schmidt definitely enjoyed that. There's a reason he does what he does.


probably spot on though. Trump is probably absolutely panicked because he is most likely going to prison. And Schmidt is right about Trump's endless insecurity. He's a bottomless pit of ego need.
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Re: What Fresh New Horror will this Politics Thread Document

Postby da_bad_ass » Sat Oct 10, 2020 04:27:42

hes just bitter he couldn't get a job in the trump administration. he'll be back with the GOP when trump's out of the party.
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Re: What Fresh New Horror will this Politics Thread Document

Postby MoBettle » Sat Oct 10, 2020 09:17:29

https://www.pavoterservices.pa.gov/page ... cking.aspx

^way to track the status of your absentee application/ballot in PA
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Re: What Fresh New Horror will this Politics Thread Document

Postby thephan » Sat Oct 10, 2020 10:09:20

now the administration is saying that they are expecting thousands at the White House for Don's 'staying at home' rally. That seems unwise on so many levels. Are they really going to have them on the south lawn, or in the ellipse?
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Re: What Fresh New Horror will this Politics Thread Document

Postby Bill McNeal » Sat Oct 10, 2020 10:28:49

Trump is dumb for doing this, but whoever goes to this is even dumber. We all take risks of coming into contact with the virus in varying degrees in our daily lives out of necessity. These people are going to go see someone who 100% has it and has tested positive with in the last 14 days.
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Re: What Fresh New Horror will this Politics Thread Document

Postby MoBettle » Sat Oct 10, 2020 10:37:01

thephan wrote:now the administration is saying that they are expecting thousands at the White House for Don's 'staying at home' rally. That seems unwise on so many levels. Are they really going to have them on the south lawn, or in the ellipse?

Well on the bright side it wouldn’t be the first time they grossly overestimated the number of people that would show up to something.
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Re: What Fresh New Horror will this Politics Thread Document

Postby CFP » Sat Oct 10, 2020 10:52:20

Just got my email this morning. Ballot was received by the county. Painless.

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Re: What Fresh New Horror will this Politics Thread Document

Postby JFLNYC » Sat Oct 10, 2020 11:32:07

I wonder where all these mail-in ballots are being stored across the country and if they are safe from the elements and from bad actors.
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Re: What Fresh New Horror will this Politics Thread Document

Postby thephan » Sat Oct 10, 2020 11:49:37

JFLNYC wrote:I wonder where all these mail-in ballots are being stored across the country and if they are safe from the elements and from bad actors.


Keeping them where no one will look for them, in the river.
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Re: What Fresh New Horror will this Politics Thread Document

Postby Bucky » Sat Oct 10, 2020 12:25:08

in a van down by

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Re: What Fresh New Horror will this Politics Thread Document

Postby momadance » Sat Oct 10, 2020 12:25:53

(CNN)A Michigan man had his hand sliced open on Wednesday by razor blades found on a Trump-Pence 2020 sign that he was trying to remove.

Authorities had asked the man, who works for Commerce Township, to remove the sign because its placement violated a city ordinance, his boss, Township Supervisor David Scott, told CNN.
A Commerce Township ordinance requires signs to be 33 feet from the center of the roadway. The signs were located 24 feet from the center of the road clearly within the right of way, the Oakland County Sheriff's Office said in a news release.

The 52-year-old man, who was not named by authorities, had to receive 13 stitches, the sheriff's office said.
The township routinely removes signs that violate its right-of-way ordinance, when they can impede traffic or the ability to see oncoming cars, Scott said. Any yard signs removed -- whether political or for garage sales -- are typically placed next to a dumpster, where they can be retrieved by their owners.

Two campaign signs on were found with razor blades taped to them, according to the Oakland County Sheriff's Office.

The homeowner, who was also not identified by authorities, said the signs had previously been stolen from their property and when they returned from out of town the signs were back in their yard, according to the Sheriff's Office.

Scott said his employee thought he was being "shocked electrically" when he went to touch the sign. Instead, three fingers on his left hand were sliced open by a line of razor blades taped to the campaign sign. The man began "aggressively bleeding" and drove himself to a nearby hospital, Scott said.

Although there was no damage to any nerves or tendons in his fingers, the man required a tourniquet on one of his fingers to stop the bleeding and still only has limited use of his hand at this point, Scott said.
Scott said he didn't understand the need to "boobytrap" a yard sign.

"You can't boobytrap them with the intent to hurt, harm or maim someone," he said. "For whatever reason, (someone felt the need to) protect this like it's the Crown Jewels."
The Oakland County Sheriff's Office said it will continue to investigate the incident.

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Re: What Fresh New Horror will this Politics Thread Document

Postby Bucky » Sat Oct 10, 2020 12:29:21

oh, someone stole them, put the razor blades on them, and then brought them back. if you say so.

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Re: What Fresh New Horror will this Politics Thread Document

Postby threecount » Sat Oct 10, 2020 12:36:37

This new ad is going to do wonders in Arizona....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0DMpKe ... e=emb_logo

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