CFP wrote:Trump not getting tested is insane. Why would you not want to be tested?

He has the secret vaccine.

CFP wrote:Trump not getting tested is insane. Why would you not want to be tested?

No test kits.

Or, he has been tested but does not want to release the results.

momadance wrote:

"minimal contact"

Trump: "I don't even know who he is. I meet hundreds of people a day."

TenuredVulture wrote:

CFP wrote:Trump not getting tested is insane. Why would you not want to be tested?

No test kits.

Or, he has been tested but does not want to release the results.

think i had trump all wrong. figured he would be the first one on the lifeboat pushing women and children out of the way. this motherfucker is going down with the ship. props to him. not planning on going down with him tho, until of course i can't find any damn toilet paper. then i'll probably just call it the day.

azrider wrote:

TenuredVulture wrote:

CFP wrote:Trump not getting tested is insane. Why would you not want to be tested?

No test kits.

Or, he has been tested but does not want to release the results.

think i had trump all wrong. figured he would be the first one on the lifeboat pushing women and children out of the way. this motherfucker is going down with the ship. props to him. not planning on going down with him tho, until of course i can't find any damn toilet paper. then i'll probably just call it the day.

He’s never been sick in his life. Can you believe that?

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azrider wrote:

TenuredVulture wrote:

CFP wrote:Trump not getting tested is insane. Why would you not want to be tested?

No test kits.

Or, he has been tested but does not want to release the results.

think i had trump all wrong. figured he would be the first one on the lifeboat pushing women and children out of the way. this motherfucker is going down with the ship. props to him. not planning on going down with him tho, until of course i can't find any damn toilet paper. then i'll probably just call it the day.

He’s never been sick in his life. Can you believe that?

not surprising. he's a clean liver and from the looks an excellent diet.

azrider wrote:

TenuredVulture wrote:

CFP wrote:Trump not getting tested is insane. Why would you not want to be tested?

No test kits.

Or, he has been tested but does not want to release the results.

think i had trump all wrong. figured he would be the first one on the lifeboat pushing women and children out of the way. this motherfucker is going down with the ship. props to him. not planning on going down with him tho, until of course i can't find any damn toilet paper. then i'll probably just call it the day.

I have like 30 rolls of Scott's. I can leave a care package of 10 rolls in an unmarked box at a location to be determined later if we reach the apocalypse.

slugsrbad wrote:I have like 30 rolls of Scott's.

No one ever question slugs' toughness. He's John frickin' Wayne

slugsrbad wrote:

azrider wrote:

TenuredVulture wrote:

CFP wrote:Trump not getting tested is insane. Why would you not want to be tested?

No test kits.

Or, he has been tested but does not want to release the results.

think i had trump all wrong. figured he would be the first one on the lifeboat pushing women and children out of the way. this motherfucker is going down with the ship. props to him. not planning on going down with him tho, until of course i can't find any damn toilet paper. then i'll probably just call it the day.

I have like 30 rolls of Scott's. I can leave a care package of 10 rolls in an unmarked box at a location to be determined later if we reach the apocalypse.

fucking scotties, yay!!!! i luv ya, my asshole tho probably not quite as much.

swishnicholson wrote:

The Dude wrote:At least old people can’t talk shit anymore

Not that it'll stop me anyway, but why is that?

old man "i walked through 3 feet of snow, up a hill three miles to walk to school"

slugs "i wiped my ass three times a day with scotties for one two years straight."

slugs > old man

I doubt the administration would release it if Trump tested positive for coronavirus. They wouldn’t want to cause any more unrest.

We've received an email from the Assistant Secretary of the DOT. First, the subject contains "[SUSPECTED SPAM] DOT Coronavirus Telework Guidance" ... Which provided zero guidance whatsoever, and now no one here knows what any of this means. The person in charge of approving contractors telework was supposed to provide us with direction by 4:00 yesterday. She left at 5:00, provided no direction, and is off today.

Gimpy wrote:I doubt the administration would release it if Trump tested positive for coronavirus. They wouldn’t want to cause any more unrest.

unrest? is that what the kids are calling celebrations nowadays?

I am the only one in my office and my internet still sucks.

momadance wrote:We've received an email from the Assistant Secretary of the DOT. First, the subject contains "[SUSPECTED SPAM] DOT Coronavirus Telework Guidance" ... Which provided zero guidance whatsoever, and now no one here knows what any of this means. The person in charge of approving contractors telework was supposed to provide us with direction by 4:00 yesterday. She left at 5:00, provided no direction, and is off today.

Up to 4 emails now saying 4 different things. This is peak Trump Admin.

momadance wrote:

momadance wrote:We've received an email from the Assistant Secretary of the DOT. First, the subject contains "[SUSPECTED SPAM] DOT Coronavirus Telework Guidance" ... Which provided zero guidance whatsoever, and now no one here knows what any of this means. The person in charge of approving contractors telework was supposed to provide us with direction by 4:00 yesterday. She left at 5:00, provided no direction, and is off today.

Up to 4 emails now saying 4 different things. This is peak Trump Admin.

I work in HHS. I've received very little guidance too. One of our 13 offices (Seattle) is working from home already, and another (Miami) is rumored to start on Monday.

slugsrbad wrote:

momadance wrote:

momadance wrote:We've received an email from the Assistant Secretary of the DOT. First, the subject contains "[SUSPECTED SPAM] DOT Coronavirus Telework Guidance" ... Which provided zero guidance whatsoever, and now no one here knows what any of this means. The person in charge of approving contractors telework was supposed to provide us with direction by 4:00 yesterday. She left at 5:00, provided no direction, and is off today.

Up to 4 emails now saying 4 different things. This is peak Trump Admin.

I work in HHS. I've received very little guidance too. One of our 13 offices (Seattle) is working from home already, and another (Miami) is rumored to start on Monday.

All of our offices are open.

edit: And another email.

The message that was sent was a general communication for all segments of the DOT. Each business unit within the DOT has been preparing and developing plans that will align with the overall guidance. For now, please await specific communication from the ***, and more specifically, ***-**.

I would imagine we are going to start seeing major blood shortages sooner than anything else.

Seeing multiple rumors from people claiming to have contacts with DHS stating we are entering an Italian style lockdown starting tomorrow. Duration unknown.

Miami Mayor Francis Suarez has tested positive for COVID-19, 4 days after the mayor attended a Miami event with a Brazilian government official who later tested positive.