Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Werthless » Mon Mar 16, 2020 16:15:13

swishnicholson wrote:So bummed. Very rarely get to see my grown kids, and had planned a trip down to watch my son run his first marathon this coming weekend in Virginia Beach, picking up my daughter in Baltimore along the way. Marathon was canceled a while ago, but held out stubborn hope until a few days ago that I still might make the trip just to visit. Obviously not going to do that, and somehow the fact that it's the right thing doesn't really make me feel any better about it.

Sorry to hear that. That sounds like an awesome family get together. Hopefully your son continues training and this trip is only postponed until later in the year.

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby jerseyhoya » Mon Mar 16, 2020 22:58:47

I'm so checked out on hockey that I was seeing the Flyers thread getting bumped tonight and clicked on it a few times and didn't register that the NHL was suspended and the game was from 45 years ago until just now.

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Slowhand » Mon Mar 16, 2020 23:01:43

Back to the Future was on TV the other day, and when it got to the part where Marty is in the diner writing the letter to Doc to warn him about the terrorists, they edited out the word "terrorists". Not only did they edit out the audio, but they edited it out visually on the letter. Don't want to offend the terrorists!
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Bill McNeal » Mon Mar 16, 2020 23:11:56

jerseyhoya wrote:I'm so checked out on hockey that I was seeing the Flyers thread getting bumped tonight and clicked on it a few times and didn't register that the NHL was suspended and the game was from 45 years ago until just now.


:-D
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Bucky » Tue Mar 17, 2020 18:40:11

PSA: They know a thing or two because they've welched on a thing or two

During idle talk with my public adjuster while we waited for the allstate inspector to arrive, his observations are that insurance companies are somewhat hit or miss when it comes to claims- it all depends on the individual adjuster. EXCEPT for farmers. their policies are riddles with exclusions that the average consumer won't notice, unless they ever need to file a claim. Says my claim (which is gonna end up around $35K) would've been a $5K payment from farmers.

sorry, j.k. simmons, go back to prison

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby PrattRules » Tue Mar 17, 2020 20:41:29

Bucky wrote:PSA: They know a thing or two because they've welched on a thing or two

During idle talk with my public adjuster while we waited for the allstate inspector to arrive, his observations are that insurance companies are somewhat hit or miss when it comes to claims- it all depends on the individual adjuster. EXCEPT for farmers. their policies are riddles with exclusions that the average consumer won't notice, unless they ever need to file a claim. Says my claim (which is gonna end up around $35K) would've been a $5K payment from farmers.

sorry, j.k. simmons, go back to prison


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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Bucky » Tue Mar 17, 2020 21:40:21

still dealing with the 'tornado' damage of halloween night

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Bucky » Tue Mar 17, 2020 21:44:01

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Bucky » Tue Mar 17, 2020 21:45:06

that's just one angle- there was more tree poop on the house too

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Werthless » Wed Mar 18, 2020 09:17:42

Bucky wrote:in related cross-post news, this is the first time i've ever used a fingernail clipper in my life

maybe i should just go to get a manicure

oh @#$% forgot

I tend to bite my nails absentmindely, with the exception of when I'm on vacation (ie. no stress environment). I've also stopped biting them, and used clippers for the first time in a long while yesterday. #ImproveYourself #LifeGoals

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Uncle Milty » Wed Mar 18, 2020 09:19:11

I quit about 20 years ago. Life changing!
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Slowhand » Wed Mar 18, 2020 09:45:45

I've been a nail biter my whole life. Don't think I'll ever change.
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Bucky » Wed Mar 18, 2020 09:46:30

break a tooth biting off a thumbnail and you'll reconsider real quick
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby thephan » Wed Mar 18, 2020 09:51:15

Note: Jackets are sold in Japanese sizing. Please order two sizes above what you would normally wear.
yawn

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby PrattRules » Wed Mar 18, 2020 10:09:55

I just found a gray chest hair. Does this make me high risk?
"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." -George Costanza

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Bucky » Wed Mar 18, 2020 10:18:16

is it on *your* chest?

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Uncle Milty » Wed Mar 18, 2020 10:28:39

PrattRules wrote:I just found a gray chest hair. Does this make me high risk?

Only for ridicule when shirtless in public.
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby CalvinBall » Wed Mar 18, 2020 10:34:30

Bucky wrote:break a tooth biting off a thumbnail and you'll reconsider real quick

i chipped my tooth and still do it. im gross though.

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Napalm » Wed Mar 18, 2020 10:37:09

And here I was just thinking, I wonder how quickly everyone will go back to being gross after coronapocalypse is over.

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Bucky » Wed Mar 18, 2020 12:15:51

went to find a pic of "smilin' bob" to post as a reply to a FB post this AM and ended up down an enzyte rabbit hole (/PiP). Turns out the guy who founded the company went to jail for mail fraud etc. He's quite the huckster. Apparently just got out last year after like 13 years of a 25 year sentence.

the brand was sold to another company at some point and unfortunately still is sold today.

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