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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Uncle Milty » Fri Mar 20, 2020 11:20:45

thephan wrote:Got an extra $280K this can be yours

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If that's too steep I'll offer on a smaller scale. Send me 280 bucks and I'll sell you the oldest 10 bill I have.
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby swishnicholson » Fri Mar 20, 2020 11:21:49

Who the hell is ccn.com, and how can I get them to stop showing up in my news searches?
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Bucky » Fri Mar 20, 2020 11:24:13

comedy central network

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Bucky » Fri Mar 20, 2020 11:24:27

j/k

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Bucky » Fri Mar 20, 2020 11:24:39

see what i dit thur

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby slugsrbad » Fri Mar 20, 2020 11:25:03

Bucky wrote:see what i dit thur


No.
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Bucky » Fri Mar 20, 2020 11:27:33

dang i was hoping someone could explain it to me

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby thephan » Fri Mar 20, 2020 11:33:50

Milty, as long as it is a 1901 Bison Bull we can talk
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Uncle Milty » Sat Mar 21, 2020 08:00:49

thephan wrote:Milty, as long as it is a 1901 Bison Bull we can talk

I always called those buffalo nickels but the oldest I have is like 1915.
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Uncle Milty » Sat Mar 21, 2020 08:04:33

"Larry King's Prostrate Report" must be the worst infomercial title ever.
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Uncle Milty » Sat Mar 21, 2020 17:38:59

The streets ran chartreuse with the pollen of their trees.
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby momadance » Sat Mar 21, 2020 22:28:30

Anderson Cooper has Sean Penn on as a COVID-19 expert right now and it's completely batshit.

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Uncle Milty » Sun Mar 22, 2020 23:43:25

Looks like the bottle of water I forgot about in the freezer developed Peyronie's disease.
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby PrattRules » Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:34:34

I know it's part of the game, but I actively root against anyone who bids a dollar more than someone else on the Price Is Right.
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby CalvinBall » Mon Mar 23, 2020 16:18:14

another mouse caught. second baby one in just a few days. seemed like our younger cat, mabel, had done a decent number on this one. picked it up in a bag and stomped on it outside to put it out of misery. did not feel great!

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Bucky » Mon Mar 23, 2020 16:20:42

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby The B1G Piece » Mon Mar 23, 2020 16:48:49

CalvinBall wrote:another mouse caught. second baby one in just a few days. seemed like our younger cat, mabel, had done a decent number on this one. picked it up in a bag and stomped on it outside to put it out of misery. did not feel great!

We had a rattlesnake on our porch last night. Luckily the fire department came and took it away for us.

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Slowhand » Mon Mar 23, 2020 17:20:42

The B1G Piece wrote:
CalvinBall wrote:another mouse caught. second baby one in just a few days. seemed like our younger cat, mabel, had done a decent number on this one. picked it up in a bag and stomped on it outside to put it out of misery. did not feel great!

We had a rattlesnake on our porch last night. Luckily the fire department came and took it away for us.


Where in AZ are you? There's a YouTube channel which I can't remember the name of at the moment where this kid (as in like 15-17 yrs old) in Arizona (I think Phoenix area) goes to people's houses to remove venomous snakes. Pretty neato.
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby thephan » Mon Mar 23, 2020 17:24:24

That channels called "remember when Billy used to..."
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Slowhand » Mon Mar 23, 2020 17:34:29

Found it! It's called "Catch It". Still not sure exactly where in AZ it is though.

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