Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby TenuredVulture » Fri Feb 07, 2020 12:03:07

TV Society Hill tornado anecdote.
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby thephan » Fri Feb 07, 2020 12:22:12

TenuredVulture wrote:TV Society Hill tornado anecdote.


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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Trent Steele » Fri Feb 07, 2020 13:08:42

Is there anything that doesn't suck right now?
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby TenuredVulture » Fri Feb 07, 2020 13:53:26

Trent Steele wrote:Is there anything that doesn't suck right now?


Television.
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Soren » Fri Feb 07, 2020 16:15:21

Trent Steele wrote:Is there anything that doesn't suck right now?


My wife finally got up the courage to ask her doctor to prescribe her something to help her crippling anxiety, which is pretty not sucky.
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby swishnicholson » Fri Feb 07, 2020 19:08:40

I've agreed to do something later on with someone that I'd really rather not do, so I'm "prewarding" myself with a beer tonight. I'm sure this term has been used thousands of times before, but it's new to me, so I'm rewarding myself with another one.
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Wheels Tupay » Fri Feb 07, 2020 19:10:25

Did you promise to hang out with Calvin?
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby CFP » Fri Feb 07, 2020 19:10:54

Wheels Tupay wrote:Did you promise to hang out with Calvin?

No one should stoop so low. It can’t be that bad

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby azrider » Fri Feb 07, 2020 19:17:03

swishnicholson wrote:I've agreed to do something later on with someone that I'd really rather not do, so I'm "prewarding" myself with a beer tonight. I'm sure this term has been used thousands of times before, but it's new to me, so my rewarding myself with another one.


You could also just turn off the lights and imagine someone else.

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby swishnicholson » Fri Feb 07, 2020 19:36:39

"No woman can call herself free who does not control her own body."

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby PrattRules » Fri Feb 07, 2020 21:46:20

Bucky wrote:did i ever tell you about the time when my phone woke me up with that annoying tornado alert

i sat up in bed and it sounded like a freight train was heading straight for me then BANG trees all over the house, barn, and yard


at night i wake up with the sheets soaking wet and a freight train running through the middle of my head
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby swishnicholson » Fri Feb 07, 2020 23:14:57

TenuredVulture wrote:TV Society Hill tornado anecdote.


Glad you're safe. That thing killed a girl, you know.

Is is more of an anecdote than a story. However, in searching for details I did come across this quote from 2008:

There's this thing called a constitution, and it provides these people, in Congress, all the means necessary to stop a President from overstepping his constitutional boundaries. Too bad they haven't been interested in donig their job for some time.

It's not up to the executive branch to police itself. That's not how the system was designed.


the more it changes, the more tornado warnings there are.
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby TenuredVulture » Sat Feb 08, 2020 09:01:40

swishnicholson wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:TV Society Hill tornado anecdote.


Glad you're safe. That thing killed a girl, you know.

Is is more of an anecdote than a story. However, in searching for details I did come across this quote from 2008:

There's this thing called a constitution, and it provides these people, in Congress, all the means necessary to stop a President from overstepping his constitutional boundaries. Too bad they haven't been interested in donig their job for some time.

It's not up to the executive branch to police itself. That's not how the system was designed.


the more it changes, the more tornado warnings there are.

Thats some hof worthy analysis there.
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby CFP » Sat Feb 08, 2020 22:17:13

Band-Aid change their formula or something? These things are super sticky these days, leaving a nasty residue behind.

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby swishnicholson » Sat Feb 08, 2020 22:34:10

CFP wrote:Band-Aid change their formula or something? These things are super sticky these days, leaving a nasty residue behind.


Before even 1-800-Kars4Kids, there was this:



[Reveal] Spoiler:
apparently it was composed by Barry Manilow
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby PrattRules » Sat Feb 08, 2020 22:41:58

isn't there a youtube thread? can't find it.

this is old, but it was the first time i saw it, and i watched it a good seven times. nsfw.

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Soren » Mon Feb 10, 2020 09:44:25

Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby thephan » Mon Feb 10, 2020 10:25:41

https://businessfinancing.co.uk/the-old ... y-country/

This is pretty cool. There are some debates which might be based on when a political country designation was assigned. Lots of governmental institutions like national banks and the postal service, and lots of breweries. There is a good question about why Israel is just a grey area without information, but that is for the info-graphic people to sort out.

So it looks like oldest businesses are a winery in Germany (862) was followed by the British Royal Mint (886) then closing the cycle is a bar in Ireland (900), which seems almost entirely predictable. Make alcohol, a way to purchase alcohol, and the place to buy it in a 38 year cycle. FWIW, I do not see a bar anywhere else on the graphics. Sláinte!

Note that I missed anAustrian restaurant that opened in 803. Something I was told in Germany is that the Abbey in Salzburg was pretty ruthless in the salt trade. The church and state mix gave them wealth and power. The restaurant is within the Abbey.
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Bucky » Mon Feb 10, 2020 10:30:30

is there any business besides funeral directors which is almost wholly still small businesses??

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby TenuredVulture » Mon Feb 10, 2020 13:13:49

Bucky wrote:is there any business besides funeral directors which is almost wholly still small businesses??


Haircuts? I know there are some national brands--are those places typically franchises?

Tattoo parlors. Vape shops. Nail salons.
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