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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Stripes » Mon Jan 06, 2020 13:18:50

Monkeyboy wrote:They fixed the hernia, I hope. And they placed two stints in my bladder that will be there for a week. They run up my ureters to my kidneys. On saturday, I go back under so they can blast 3 kidney stone (too large to pass) with a friggin laser (no shark). Then I have to wait another 5 days until the swelling goes down and they can take out the stints. In the meantime, every time I take a piss blood comes out (a lot) and I have severe pain in my back. I can't even brace against the pain because of the hernia surgery. I'm all alone in Bangkok because the wife had to go back to work. Basically, I'm kinda miserable at the moment. The only good thing so far is the hotel has good room service, even though I don't feel like eating.


First read this as uterus :shock:

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby azrider » Mon Jan 06, 2020 15:30:00

If you can finish a whole bowl of our spicy chow mein within 30 minutes, plus a 5-minute burn time, you will win $50 and be placed onto our Wall of Fame!

Warning! Our Spicy Chow Mein is REALLY HOT! It contains Ghost Peppers, Thai Chili, Habanero, and Carolina Reapers. This challenge should only be tried by those with a high tolerance for spicy food.

It costs $15 to enter. You can enter any time, but we recommend that you call in advance, as it takes a little while to prepare.

Note: We require that you sign a waiver prior to starting the challenge. Ages 18+ only. During the challenge, no beverages are allowed and you cannot use the restroom. If you decide to “tap out” we will provide you with beverages and other agents to help with the spice, and you will instead be entered onto our “Wall of Shame.”


i was all in till the mention of the carolina reaper. ghost, habanero ain't shit compared to the reaper. only tried or tricked into the reaper once and didn't make it end to end or as i guess the cool kids now say, mouth to ass. hell, it didn't even make it down my throat and that was probably a good thing. i could only imagine this pepper was in direct response to sherman's march to the sea.

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby thephan » Mon Jan 06, 2020 16:06:48

There is a WaPo story about going all 4:20 and getting down with Cats (the movie)
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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby PrattRules » Mon Jan 06, 2020 22:01:29

Monkeyboy wrote:They fixed the hernia, I hope. And they placed two stints in my bladder that will be there for a week. They run up my ureters to my kidneys. On saturday, I go back under so they can blast 3 kidney stone (too large to pass) with a friggin laser (no shark). Then I have to wait another 5 days until the swelling goes down and they can take out the stints. In the meantime, every time I take a piss blood comes out (a lot) and I have severe pain in my back. I can't even brace against the pain because of the hernia surgery. I'm all alone in Bangkok because the wife had to go back to work. Basically, I'm kinda miserable at the moment. The only good thing so far is the hotel has good room service, even though I don't feel like eating.


good luck with all that. i saw some red in my stool today and freaked out momentarily until i remembered i ate beet fries last night.
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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby PrattRules » Mon Jan 06, 2020 22:03:18

azrider wrote:
If you can finish a whole bowl of our spicy chow mein within 30 minutes, plus a 5-minute burn time, you will win $50 and be placed onto our Wall of Fame!

Warning! Our Spicy Chow Mein is REALLY HOT! It contains Ghost Peppers, Thai Chili, Habanero, and Carolina Reapers. This challenge should only be tried by those with a high tolerance for spicy food.

It costs $15 to enter. You can enter any time, but we recommend that you call in advance, as it takes a little while to prepare.

Note: We require that you sign a waiver prior to starting the challenge. Ages 18+ only. During the challenge, no beverages are allowed and you cannot use the restroom. If you decide to “tap out” we will provide you with beverages and other agents to help with the spice, and you will instead be entered onto our “Wall of Shame.”


i was all in till the mention of the carolina reaper. ghost, habanero ain't shit compared to the reaper. only tried or tricked into the reaper once and didn't make it end to end or as i guess the cool kids now say, mouth to ass. hell, it didn't even make it down my throat and that was probably a good thing. i could only imagine this pepper was in direct response to sherman's march to the sea.


agreed. contrary to popular belief, fear the reaper.
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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Uncle Milty » Mon Jan 06, 2020 22:34:37

There's no good reason for the reaper
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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Werthless » Tue Jan 07, 2020 00:01:02

Monkeyboy wrote:They fixed the hernia, I hope. And they placed two stints in my bladder that will be there for a week. They run up my ureters to my kidneys. On saturday, I go back under so they can blast 3 kidney stone (too large to pass) with a friggin laser (no shark). Then I have to wait another 5 days until the swelling goes down and they can take out the stints. In the meantime, every time I take a piss blood comes out (a lot) and I have severe pain in my back. I can't even brace against the pain because of the hernia surgery. I'm all alone in Bangkok because the wife had to go back to work. Basically, I'm kinda miserable at the moment. The only good thing so far is the hotel has good room service, even though I don't feel like eating.

Just saw this. Best of luck to you. That really sucks.

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby 1 » Tue Jan 07, 2020 00:03:45

pacino wrote:
1 wrote:A FB friend was tagged by her kid’s youth basketball coach after their first game today:

(crying emoji) When you win 76-0 some people might say that is bad sportsmanship! Not us, we say we could have gone 100! (three crying emojis) I have been on the opposite end of this already, it’s makes people tougher!


I hate our district so much.

Wtf

UPDATE:

Another coach not involved with the game witnessed this horseshit and reported the “winning” coach to the organization. He has taken down the post, but he’s probably still a dick. I hope his players get all the love and adulation he missed out on.
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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby phatj » Tue Jan 07, 2020 00:53:24

azrider wrote:
If you can finish a whole bowl of our spicy chow mein within 30 minutes, plus a 5-minute burn time, you will win $50 and be placed onto our Wall of Fame!

Warning! Our Spicy Chow Mein is REALLY HOT! It contains Ghost Peppers, Thai Chili, Habanero, and Carolina Reapers. This challenge should only be tried by those with a high tolerance for spicy food.

It costs $15 to enter. You can enter any time, but we recommend that you call in advance, as it takes a little while to prepare.

Note: We require that you sign a waiver prior to starting the challenge. Ages 18+ only. During the challenge, no beverages are allowed and you cannot use the restroom. If you decide to “tap out” we will provide you with beverages and other agents to help with the spice, and you will instead be entered onto our “Wall of Shame.”


i was all in till the mention of the carolina reaper. ghost, habanero ain't shit compared to the reaper. only tried or tricked into the reaper once and didn't make it end to end or as i guess the cool kids now say, mouth to ass. hell, it didn't even make it down my throat and that was probably a good thing. i could only imagine this pepper was in direct response to sherman's march to the sea.

Last Christmas my wife got me a bunch of different kinds of beef jerky, including a Reaper one. it was spicy but not that bad so I'm sure it was a very small amount. I would try this challenge but do not necessarily think that I would complete it.
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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Bucky » Tue Jan 07, 2020 01:14:38

1 wrote:
pacino wrote:
1 wrote:A FB friend was tagged by her kid’s youth basketball coach after their first game today:

(crying emoji) When you win 76-0 some people might say that is bad sportsmanship! Not us, we say we could have gone 100! (three crying emojis) I have been on the opposite end of this already, it’s makes people tougher!


I hate our district so much.

Wtf

UPDATE:

Another coach not involved with the game witnessed this #$!&@ and reported the “winning” coach to the organization. He has taken down the post, but he’s probably still a dick. I hope his players get all the love and adulation he missed out on.


read the original post as a tweet and it all becomes clear. and will make you sad.

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Monkeyboy » Tue Jan 07, 2020 06:34:22

PrattRules wrote:
azrider wrote:
If you can finish a whole bowl of our spicy chow mein within 30 minutes, plus a 5-minute burn time, you will win $50 and be placed onto our Wall of Fame!

Warning! Our Spicy Chow Mein is REALLY HOT! It contains Ghost Peppers, Thai Chili, Habanero, and Carolina Reapers. This challenge should only be tried by those with a high tolerance for spicy food.

It costs $15 to enter. You can enter any time, but we recommend that you call in advance, as it takes a little while to prepare.

Note: We require that you sign a waiver prior to starting the challenge. Ages 18+ only. During the challenge, no beverages are allowed and you cannot use the restroom. If you decide to “tap out” we will provide you with beverages and other agents to help with the spice, and you will instead be entered onto our “Wall of Shame.”


i was all in till the mention of the carolina reaper. ghost, habanero ain't shit compared to the reaper. only tried or tricked into the reaper once and didn't make it end to end or as i guess the cool kids now say, mouth to ass. hell, it didn't even make it down my throat and that was probably a good thing. i could only imagine this pepper was in direct response to sherman's march to the sea.


agreed. contrary to popular belief, fear the reaper.



I watched this video the other day. Interesting story about Ed Currie who developed the reaper. Sounds like he was a pothead that started getting obsessed with hot peppers as an alternative way to get high -- endorphins versus THC.

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Soren » Tue Jan 07, 2020 14:53:35

Notice of overdrawn account
Account balance: -$0.44
Account number ending in: XXXX
Your health savings account (HSA) has been overdrawn since 01/01/2020.


Pretty sure this is my HSA account from a job I left 6 years ago. Called in, asked them to confirm there haven't been any recent transactions. The last two years the only transactions were service fees. They generously waved the fee for closing my account.
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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby azrider » Tue Jan 07, 2020 15:27:11

Monkeyboy wrote:
PrattRules wrote:
azrider wrote:
If you can finish a whole bowl of our spicy chow mein within 30 minutes, plus a 5-minute burn time, you will win $50 and be placed onto our Wall of Fame!

Warning! Our Spicy Chow Mein is REALLY HOT! It contains Ghost Peppers, Thai Chili, Habanero, and Carolina Reapers. This challenge should only be tried by those with a high tolerance for spicy food.

It costs $15 to enter. You can enter any time, but we recommend that you call in advance, as it takes a little while to prepare.

Note: We require that you sign a waiver prior to starting the challenge. Ages 18+ only. During the challenge, no beverages are allowed and you cannot use the restroom. If you decide to “tap out” we will provide you with beverages and other agents to help with the spice, and you will instead be entered onto our “Wall of Shame.”


i was all in till the mention of the carolina reaper. ghost, habanero ain't shit compared to the reaper. only tried or tricked into the reaper once and didn't make it end to end or as i guess the cool kids now say, mouth to ass. hell, it didn't even make it down my throat and that was probably a good thing. i could only imagine this pepper was in direct response to sherman's march to the sea.


agreed. contrary to popular belief, fear the reaper.



I watched this video the other day. Interesting story about Ed Currie who developed the reaper. Sounds like he was a pothead that started getting obsessed with hot peppers as an alternative way to get high -- endorphins versus THC.



pretty happy he got obsessed with hot peppers and not weapons of mass destruction. god only knows what he would do with enriched uranium 235.

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Bill McNeal » Tue Jan 07, 2020 15:32:39

Soren wrote:
Notice of overdrawn account
Account balance: -$0.44
Account number ending in: XXXX
Your health savings account (HSA) has been overdrawn since 01/01/2020.


Pretty sure this is my HSA account from a job I left 6 years ago. Called in, asked them to confirm there haven't been any recent transactions. The last two years the only transactions were service fees. They generously waved the fee for closing my account.


Lol. Had the same thing happen to me a few months ago. It’s like gee thanks for waiving the fee that I wasn’t going to pay anyway.
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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby 1 » Tue Jan 07, 2020 15:35:56

Bucky wrote:
1 wrote:
pacino wrote:
1 wrote:A FB friend was tagged by her kid’s youth basketball coach after their first game today:

(crying emoji) When you win 76-0 some people might say that is bad sportsmanship! Not us, we say we could have gone 100! (three crying emojis) I have been on the opposite end of this already, it’s makes people tougher!


I hate our district so much.

Wtf

UPDATE:

Another coach not involved with the game witnessed this #$!&@ and reported the “winning” coach to the organization. He has taken down the post, but he’s probably still a dick. I hope his players get all the love and adulation he missed out on.


read the original post as a tweet and it all becomes clear. and will make you sad.

UPDATE:

Mr. 78-0 has been banned from the league. He will now take out his anger on the other league.
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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Phred » Tue Jan 07, 2020 15:36:55

Bill McNeal wrote:
Soren wrote:
Notice of overdrawn account
Account balance: -$0.44
Account number ending in: XXXX
Your health savings account (HSA) has been overdrawn since 01/01/2020.


Pretty sure this is my HSA account from a job I left 6 years ago. Called in, asked them to confirm there haven't been any recent transactions. The last two years the only transactions were service fees. They generously waved the fee for closing my account.


Lol. Had the same thing happen to me a few months ago. It’s like gee thanks for waiving the fee that I wasn’t going to pay anyway.


If they have been charging you service fees for 6 years and the account is only $.44 overdrawn, it seems to me that they should owe you some money.
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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby azrider » Tue Jan 07, 2020 15:38:27

1 hates good basketball.

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby thephan » Tue Jan 07, 2020 15:42:21

I was just told a story that while I was on a business trip a woman resigned and had my name on her letter to inform me of her decision. Here's the catch, she did not work for me or even in the same area.
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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby 1 » Tue Jan 07, 2020 15:48:52

azrider wrote:1 hates good basketball.

I didn’t report him
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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby CalvinBall » Tue Jan 07, 2020 16:37:59

Biden has a lot of support from PA electeds-- Rep. Conor Lamb, Chrissy Houlahan and State Rep. Malcolm Kenyatta (which is so, so strange).

I think Warren has Katie Muth and Maria Collett?

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