Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

by **BigEd76** » Tue Dec 31, 2019 19:41:18

CalvinBall wrote:"Adult children" is such an odd phrase

Some people have kids 18 and older. It happens

by **Bucky** » Tue Dec 31, 2019 20:09:17

CalvinBall wrote:"Adult children" is such an odd phrase

you don't think that describes this place perfectly??

by **Monkeyboy** » Tue Dec 31, 2019 23:56:20

Uncle Milty wrote:Feels great to be home.

Not sure how I feel that nothing about PA feels like home anymore.

by **thephan** » Wed Jan 01, 2020 09:43:49

I was thinking about my interview with the Phillies in 1991. They wanted to write a computer-based ticketing system. Their pitch was 12 thousand a year. Minimum wage at that point was $3.80 an hour, but even the most generous we were talking six bucks an hour for that job. I was making $7.15/hr working at a country club. Easy pass.

by **Uncle Milty** » Wed Jan 01, 2020 11:05:45

Not that I'm superstitious but I hope everyone avoids poultry today. Hate to see my pals DOOMED to a year of moving backwards.

Can't go wrong with pork and sauerkraut to ensure a year of forward movement.

by **azrider** » Wed Jan 01, 2020 11:38:50

I prefer either a diet high in fiber or burritos for my forward movements.

by **Uncle Milty** » Wed Jan 01, 2020 12:56:15

Glad y'all picked up on the little joke in what is otherwise no joking matter.

by **Bucky** » Wed Jan 01, 2020 12:57:12

kids these days don't honor the traditions of their ancestors

by **Uncle Milty** » Wed Jan 01, 2020 13:12:38

Probably don't even carry an umbrella if the cat eats grass in the morning.

Might even exit someone's home thru a different door from which they entered!

by **TenuredVulture** » Wed Jan 01, 2020 14:28:13

Saw a deer in my neighbor's yard across the street. Wonder if it's an omen.

by **Bucky** » Wed Jan 01, 2020 14:33:38

i just got hit by a deer (well, my car did). Was pretty freaky. Driving along and I sensed something in my peripheral vision to my left. All of a sudden BLAM and I see a deer's face pressed against my side window. She got up, limped a bit, then continued on her way. Despite the very loud thud, only a small dent in my driver's door panel.

I wonder if that was Paul's omen playing out

by **thephan** » Wed Jan 01, 2020 14:41:27

Deer got into a house in the burbs and trashed the place. The Christmas tree was morphed into some type of woodlands weapon by the beast. Presents, decorations, knickknacks, cookware, pictures, etc. All into a tornado before the police, and eventually some type of wildlife specialists returned the deer to the great outdoors.

by **Uncle Milty** » Wed Jan 01, 2020 14:42:44

DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT INTERACTION WITH DEER ON NEW YEAR'S DAY MEANS?

by **Bucky** » Wed Jan 01, 2020 14:43:43

IT'S LIKE A FREEEEEE RIDE WHEN YOU'VE ALREADY PAID

by **swishnicholson** » Wed Jan 01, 2020 20:44:52

by **swishnicholson** » Thu Jan 02, 2020 14:45:17

by **Uncle Milty** » Thu Jan 02, 2020 15:07:08

Think I was just on a first date in the Lowe's Home Decor department

by **azrider** » Thu Jan 02, 2020 15:11:06

Uncle Milty wrote:Think I was just on a first date in the Lowe's Home Decor department

did you at least get to first base?

by **Bucky** » Thu Jan 02, 2020 15:19:00

fitness club billed me on 12/26, had to submit the reimbursement request by 12/31

@#$%

by **Uncle Milty** » Thu Jan 02, 2020 15:19:30

azrider wrote:
Uncle Milty wrote:Think I was just on a first date in the Lowe's Home Decor department

did you at least get to first base?

Southern Baptist 2nd base - a handshake!

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