Uncle Milty wrote:Think I was just on a first date in the Lowe's Home Decor department

Tell me your pickup line was 'let's do this.'

WRONG STORE

well yeah, but you can't ask some girls to do it right for less.

some girls

going in for hernia surgery tomorrow in Bangkok. Also doing another procedure at the same time. Hope I live. It's one of the better hospitals in the world, so I should be ok. But, you know, hope I live.

Godspeed my friend, till we meet again.

My MIL is keeping me prisoner in my own home

Rat-bastard SOBs:

Garbage collection will occur on a one day delay due to the holiday.

Trash (aka garbage) picked up at 3:30 - about a 2 HOUR delay.

but did they collect the garbage

Garbage collection = trash and recycling. Edited original for those who may (wrongly) disagree.

Perhaps they were working ahead and will make another run tomorrow.

ReadingPhilly wrote:Perhaps they were working ahead and will make another run tomorrow.

On the bright side I got the recycling container to the curb in time. At least those 8 plastic bottles won't be laying around for 2 weeks.

Thought about trying that Keto diet you crazy kids talk about.

Then I looked at all the things you can't eat.

Gonna stay with the 8 months pregnant look instead of dieting.

Number of Britons who have NEVER worked: 3.4 million

That’s about 5%

i should move

The lid to my travel coffee cup USUALLY holds very securely. Today? Not so much.

Is that a metaphor for your bladder?

My Kids gave me a Christmas card today. They pulled it out of one of their rooms and bothered to sign it and wrote the words happy belated Christmas on it. Not only have they been here, I've been here. The only damn thing that's late is their delivery. It makes it sound like I was hanging out down on the corner with my new girlfriend selling crack for the holiday, or some I'm some other type of deadbeat.