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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby azrider » Thu Jan 09, 2020 10:47:05

jamiethekiller wrote:it's tailored like an asshole.


kinda like the story of the time some random dude walking called my friend a smooth dick. he wanted to kick the shit out of him, i told him i think it may have been a compliment. 20 years later we still debate whether it was a compliment or insult.

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Soren » Thu Jan 09, 2020 11:54:08

Not a fan of being sick
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby thephan » Thu Jan 09, 2020 12:57:24

Coyote attacks 5-year-old boy outside nature museum in Chicago


Maybe the free displays could be a little less realistic.
yawn

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Grotewold » Thu Jan 09, 2020 13:54:52

Sold a baby gate to a MILF on Facebook for $69. She just showed up with three twenties and a ten, and I didn't have change.

Gut punch

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Bucky » Thu Jan 09, 2020 13:57:13

and she really thought you were talking dollars too huh

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby azrider » Thu Jan 09, 2020 14:04:57

Soren wrote:Not a fan of being sick


got a zit just inside the tip of my nose.... wanna trade?

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby JUburton » Thu Jan 09, 2020 14:32:22

Grotewold wrote:Sold a baby gate to a MILF on Facebook for $69. She just showed up with three twenties and a ten, and I didn't have change.

Gut punch
Not nice.

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Bucky » Thu Jan 09, 2020 19:37:23

firefighter from towamencin was videod by the 'pennsylvania predators network' allegedly there (exton mall) to meet with a young girl who he was chatting with online. you just never know with people.

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby CalvinBall » Thu Jan 09, 2020 21:40:41

I saw that video and thought to myself that looks like the food court at the exton mall!

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby azrider » Fri Jan 10, 2020 10:43:05

Bucky wrote:firefighter from towamencin was videod by the 'pennsylvania predators network' allegedly there (exton mall) to meet with a young girl who he was chatting with online. you just never know with people.


truckers against predators > pennsylvania predators network

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby azrider » Fri Jan 10, 2020 13:14:32

CAREFREE, AZ (3TV/CBS 5) -- A good deed turned into a dangerous situation at a Carefree fire station Thursday evening.

An elderly couple turned in "what appeared to be" an old stick of dynamite to a fire station near Tom Darlington Drive and Cave Creek Road, according to the Maricopa County Sheriff's Office. The dynamite was moved to a "safe" location and fire personnel requested the Maricopa County Sheriff's Office to respond, the Rural Metro Fire Department said.

MCSO's bomb squad was then sent out to the fire station by deputies. They took possession of the dynamite and safely disposed of it, MCSO said. No injuries were reported.


next time honey, it's probably best we just throw it in the trash.

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Napalm » Fri Jan 10, 2020 14:13:45

I'm looking to pass on some older sports memorabilia. Namely 2008 WS Phillies stuff; balls, bobbles, plaques, and other miscellaneous stuff.. I'm not really interested in piecing it out or playing the waiting game to sell them online.

Do any of you beautiful bsg'ers collect this stuff?

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby azrider » Fri Jan 10, 2020 14:14:40

i like balls. whose balls do you have?

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Napalm » Fri Jan 10, 2020 14:18:01

they're commemorative, so they're all of our balls

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby azrider » Fri Jan 10, 2020 14:20:37

actually being serious here... i have a cousin who collects. any of those personally signed? wouldn't mind getting a jumpstart on christmas/bday presents.

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Napalm » Fri Jan 10, 2020 14:22:24

I could definitely sign them for your cousin

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Wheels Tupay » Fri Jan 10, 2020 14:24:47

Napalm wrote:I could definitely sign them for your cousin


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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Wheels Tupay » Fri Jan 10, 2020 14:25:32

Napalm wrote:I'm looking to pass on some older sports memorabilia. Namely 2008 WS Phillies stuff; balls, bobbles, plaques, and other miscellaneous stuff.. I'm not really interested in piecing it out or playing the waiting game to sell them online.

Do any of you beautiful bsg'ers collect this stuff?


Napalm bomb what bobbles do you got?
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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby azrider » Fri Jan 10, 2020 14:29:04

can you throw up a pic of your shit?

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Grotewold » Fri Jan 10, 2020 14:36:54

Wheels Tupay wrote:
Napalm wrote:I could definitely sign them for your cousin


hehe


this reminded me of that karn bit where he said he sent a picture to an athlete to have signed and the athlete signed karn's name

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