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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Unread postby Uncle Milty » Sun Oct 20, 2019 20:18:39

Blatant personal foul? Like targeted?
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Unread postby swishnicholson » Sun Oct 20, 2019 20:27:41

1 wrote:Youth sports are dumb

Thanks, parents


Last month the high school team I coach had a practice at Belmont Plateau. When we got there, there was a meet going on for kids like 8 and up, CYO or something. At first I thought, this is great, look at that, a couple hundred kids enjoying the sport of cross country. I should have been warned by the fact that they had a row of orange cones set out, not to mark the course, but as a line the parents weren't allowed to cross. It was a warm day in September, they're making 9 year olds raceTHREE MILES, and whenever they can get within earshot the parents are screaming at them to ATTACK THAT HILL and MOVE and GET HIM from the gun like they're playing football. What a way to kill any interest going forward, especially for the kids in back who are most likely to grow in the sport. I'm hoping they got ice cream after, but I'm pretty sure it depended on the kid's time.
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Unread postby Uncle Milty » Sun Oct 20, 2019 20:36:41

I appreciate my parents being generally disinterested in my sports. Little league games were the only thing they attended regularly. And that was for the comedy and ice cream.
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Unread postby Slowhand » Sun Oct 20, 2019 20:41:21

Uncle Milty wrote:Blatant personal foul? Like targeted?


I wasn’t there, just heard about it. Was told a kid yanked his leg after the play was dead, so don’t know how bad it looked. Could’ve just been a coincidence.
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Unread postby Slowhand » Mon Oct 21, 2019 10:10:21

Slowhand wrote:Was behind a Prius today (school bus yellow), and the license plate holder said “I won this car on The Price is Right”. Neato.


Saw this car again this morning. The lady was having trouble staying in her lane. As I passed her, I noticed that it was likely because she was trying to eat a bowl of oatmeal or whatever it was while driving at 70MPH.
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Unread postby Phred » Mon Oct 21, 2019 10:58:40

Slowhand wrote:
Slowhand wrote:Was behind a Prius today (school bus yellow), and the license plate holder said “I won this car on The Price is Right”. Neato.


Saw this car again this morning. The lady was having trouble staying in her lane. As I passed her, I noticed that it was likely because she was trying to eat a bowl of oatmeal or whatever it was while driving at 70MPH.


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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Unread postby Uncle Milty » Mon Oct 21, 2019 16:44:00

Ready for this shooting star to burn out.
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Unread postby da_bad_ass » Mon Oct 21, 2019 16:46:07

ill never stop posting
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Unread postby da_bad_ass » Mon Oct 21, 2019 16:46:57

your lucky i haven't started a one piece thread yet and just posted in it by myself
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Unread postby da_bad_ass » Mon Oct 21, 2019 16:48:04

get used to last post: da_bad_ass. haters :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Unread postby slugsrbad » Mon Oct 21, 2019 17:33:56

da_bad_ass wrote:your lucky i haven't started a one piece thread yet and just posted in it by myself


What will happen first? Your eternal thread will end or One Piece will finish?
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Unread postby da_bad_ass » Mon Oct 21, 2019 17:57:51

one piece will finish before i stop bumping that thread. its gonna be a rough 10 years but im prepared.
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Unread postby da_bad_ass » Mon Oct 21, 2019 17:58:11

mods please change my user name to Mugiwara_No_Badass
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Unread postby thephan » Mon Oct 21, 2019 17:58:33

7-11, you can really get the old school movie theater sticky floor at all locations.
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Unread postby da_bad_ass » Mon Oct 21, 2019 18:00:07

thephan wrote:7-11, you can really get the old school movie theater sticky floor at all locations.

i had to go see spiderman into the spiderverse with my nephew in some awful sticky uncomfortable mall theater because the nice theater only was playing it in 3D. the floors were so fucking sticky. it took me way back to the feeling those 90s-early 2000s movie outings.
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Unread postby Bucky » Mon Oct 21, 2019 21:09:36

HEY GOOGLE TURN ON THE FRONT LIGHTS

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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Unread postby thephan » Tue Oct 22, 2019 12:43:51

The Phanatic was in the first class of HoF inductees in the Mascot HoF. Th M-HoF is having its moment with baseball teams fighting over getting thier mascot in. The discoveries are that 1) Dave Raymond started it (Phanatic nepotism? NO); and 2) that it is in Whiting, Indiana (an xburb of Chicago).

The MHoF's logo is even Phanatic-esque
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Unread postby azrider » Tue Oct 22, 2019 13:28:45

for those wanting to know exactly what a "shit ton of drugs" actually are...

After searching the car, detectives found over 20 pounds of cocaine, 16 pounds of heroin, 20 pounds of methamphetamine and about 15,000 fentanyl pills. There was also over $3,000 in cash found in the vehicle.

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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Unread postby thephan » Tue Oct 22, 2019 14:27:25

Newegg is experimenting with subscribing to products. I would say that they need to think this strategy through since the first offer was for me to subscribe to a motherboard.
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Unread postby azrider » Tue Oct 22, 2019 14:35:35

thephan wrote:Newegg is experimenting with subscribing to products. I would say that they need to think this strategy through since the first offer was for me to subscribe to a motherboard.


it works for amazon with toilet paper and laundry detergent... can't see how this could fail either.

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