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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Unread postby Bucky » Fri Oct 18, 2019 16:01:37

is egg-and-cheese bagel a sandwich??

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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Unread postby azrider » Fri Oct 18, 2019 16:04:49

Bucky wrote:is egg-and-cheese bagel a sandwich??


gotta go sandwich. two separate pieces of "bread" with something in the middle. that's the rule.

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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Unread postby Werthless » Fri Oct 18, 2019 16:51:34

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They probably wouldn't want to play if the ground in the alley had a bunch of sand sprinkled on it. Or slick, due to a water spill.

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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Unread postby Bill McNeal » Fri Oct 18, 2019 17:00:22

Doubt just some water in an alley would get them to stop, but you might be onto something with sand, it's course, and ruff, and irritating. And it gets everywhere.
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Unread postby slugsrbad » Fri Oct 18, 2019 17:03:54

Stink bugs.
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Unread postby The Dude » Fri Oct 18, 2019 17:04:32

It was a smelly bagel sandwich that she would take a bite of then wrap up in the wrapper. Then 3 minutes later she would take another bite then wrap it up again. Very bizarre
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Unread postby Uncle Milty » Fri Oct 18, 2019 20:52:57

I discounted Cracker Barrel as a viable I-don't-feel-like-cooking option for too much of my life.
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Unread postby phatj » Fri Oct 18, 2019 23:34:33

azrider wrote:
Bucky wrote:is egg-and-cheese bagel a sandwich??


gotta go sandwich. two separate pieces of "bread" with something in the middle. that's the rule.

A hoagie isn't a sandwich?
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Unread postby Stripes » Sat Oct 19, 2019 18:58:13

phatj wrote:
azrider wrote:
Bucky wrote:is egg-and-cheese bagel a sandwich??


gotta go sandwich. two separate pieces of "bread" with something in the middle. that's the rule.

A hoagie isn't a sandwich?


I believe the original name is submarine sandwich, so, yeah
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Unread postby Uncle Milty » Sat Oct 19, 2019 19:24:49

A hero cannot be a sammich. Unless, of course, it's Morey Amsterdam.
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Unread postby Slowhand » Sun Oct 20, 2019 11:25:24

da_bad_ass is off his meds again.
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Unread postby da_bad_ass » Sun Oct 20, 2019 11:28:33

no my klonopin script came in. i'm on my meds bitch. and i take my 75 mg zoloft everday.
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Unread postby da_bad_ass » Sun Oct 20, 2019 11:31:38

sorry slowhand i had to report you for that post. i felt attacked by your for making fun of my mental disorders. i hope they don't ban your ass.
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Unread postby azrider » Sun Oct 20, 2019 12:28:23

Slowhand is a respected member of the bsg community and I believe his post was not intended for ill will, but rather out of concern.

But I am happy that you are following your doctor's orders and doing quite well in your transition back into society. I for one, miss your contributions when you are away.

Welcome back.

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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Unread postby da_bad_ass » Sun Oct 20, 2019 13:45:58

azrider wrote:Slowhand is a respected member of the bsg community and I believe his post was not intended for ill will, but rather out of concern.

But I am happy that you are following your doctor's orders and doing quite well in your transition back into society. I for one, miss your contributions when you are away.

Welcome back.

Thank you friend
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Unread postby Wheels Tupay » Sun Oct 20, 2019 13:56:14

quite frankly, Slowhand has overstayed his welcome anyway
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Unread postby swishnicholson » Sun Oct 20, 2019 14:19:37

da_bad_ass wrote:no my klonopin script came in. i'm on my meds bitch. and i take my 75 mg zoloft everday.


The sexual side effects of zoloft would be a bitch, except the klonopin will make you fall asleep first anyway.
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Unread postby da_bad_ass » Sun Oct 20, 2019 15:31:53

yea you don't get hard on zoloft unless your relaly horny and cumming? *tony soprano voice* fahget about it
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Unread postby Slowhand » Sun Oct 20, 2019 20:04:33

During my 10 year old nephew’s football game today, my brother in law was on the opposing team’s sidelines keeping track of which kids were in the game when and for how long, since a kid needs to have a minimum number of plays per quarter or whatever it is. So nearing the end of the third quarter he tells the coach that he needs to get this one kid in the game because he hadn’t been in the game that quarter. The coach refused and said it’s not a big deal. So my brother in law says, no you need to get him in the game. After some back and forth, he says either you put him in, or we go to the refs and let them sort it out or he just doesn’t sign off on the paperwork and he automatically forfeits the game. Coach just kind of blows him off, so brother in law starts to walk out to the refs, and the coach starts going berserk going after him, and the coach’s wife had to jump on the dude’s back to keep him from going after my brother in law. THEN, my nephew is a victim of a personal foul, which was in fact the first personal foul in any game they've played this season on either team. Crazy people out there.
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Unread postby 1 » Sun Oct 20, 2019 20:12:27

Youth sports are dumb

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