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Unread postby Grotewold » Fri May 31, 2019 14:01:30

CalvinBall wrote:At a pizza place and a woman just asked which slice is the healthiest. Sorry lady you're in the wrong establishment.


brought a fitbit to a knife fight

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Re: regularly random randomonium

Unread postby WilliamC » Fri May 31, 2019 14:32:13

I can't unlaugh Mark Grace telling the story of Greg Maddux calling him over to the mound before the first pitch just to stand in front of him. It was because he had a massive boner and wanted to hide it. Grace said "Dude, you really do love pitching".
Do it again!

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Re: regularly random randomonium

Unread postby azrider » Fri May 31, 2019 16:38:30

WilliamC wrote:I can't unlaugh Mark Grace telling the story of Greg Maddux calling him over to the mound before the first pitch just to stand in front of him. It was because he had a massive boner and wanted to hide it. Grace said "Dude, you really do love pitching".


I'm calling bullshit on Gracie's story.

[Reveal] Spoiler:
seriously, nobody in their right mind takes the field without a cup

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Re: regularly random randomonium

Unread postby Grotewold » Fri May 31, 2019 20:20:52

I’m not eating nearly enough relish

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Re: regularly random randomonium

Unread postby Ramon Gris » Sun Jun 02, 2019 01:12:08

So my pretty neighbor broke up with her slacker boyfriend recently, and he's back in town this weekend moving out. I feel like he's been waiting around for me to go outside so he can bum my cigarettes and bum me out. And on top of that, she's been staying away.

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Re: regularly random randomonium

Unread postby Pittfan03 » Sun Jun 02, 2019 14:35:29

I was out boating all day yesterday, and got sunburn blisters on my head. So gross.
Piss off.

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Re: regularly random randomonium

Unread postby TenuredVulture » Sun Jun 02, 2019 14:49:42

Cleaning out the fridge about a week and half ago, I found some ground beef that needed to be tossed. So I did. Somehow though, when the trash collection came, the bag of old meat didn't make it into the truck and instead fell out on the street. So I tossed it back into our garbage can. Our trash pick up is once a week, and it's been pretty warm. It's not a good smell. Trash pick up is tomorrow, and I sure hope the meat bag doesn't do something disgusting like stick in the can. Really don't feel like cleaning out the garbage can. Ever.
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Re: regularly random randomonium

Unread postby Ramon Gris » Sun Jun 02, 2019 14:56:16

You're halfway to making chili!

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Re: regularly random randomonium

Unread postby Bucky » Sun Jun 02, 2019 15:05:03

TenuredVulture wrote:Cleaning out the fridge about a week and half ago, I found some ground beef that needed to be tossed. So I did. Somehow though, when the trash collection came, the bag of old meat didn't make it into the truck and instead fell out on the street. So I tossed it back into our garbage can. Our trash pick up is once a week, and it's been pretty warm. It's not a good smell. Trash pick up is tomorrow, and I sure hope the meat bag doesn't do something disgusting like stick in the can. Really don't feel like cleaning out the garbage can. Ever.


this stuff is a life changer:

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Re: regularly random randomonium

Unread postby Bucky » Sun Jun 02, 2019 16:05:24

Is "meme-orialized" a thing already or did I just invent it??

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Re: regularly random randomonium

Unread postby TenuredVulture » Sun Jun 02, 2019 19:27:01

Bucky wrote:Is "meme-orialized" a thing already or did I just invent it??


I've never heard it before.
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Re: regularly random randomonium

Unread postby my cousin mose » Sun Jun 02, 2019 20:12:56

Many, many things irritate me in this life. I think the one that may finally cause me to stick my head in the oven are these jerks who have completely replaced the word 'opinion' with 'take'
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Re: regularly random randomonium

Unread postby Werthless » Sun Jun 02, 2019 20:18:03

That's a strong opinion that I can stand behind.

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Re: regularly random randomonium

Unread postby momadance » Sun Jun 02, 2019 20:38:46

Missing u, troll thread.

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Re: regularly random randomonium

Unread postby Bucky » Sun Jun 02, 2019 20:49:05

i can opinion it or leave it

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Re: regularly random randomonium

Unread postby Wheels Tupay » Sun Jun 02, 2019 21:52:20

That Utley kids bop video may be the saddest video on the internet. We witnessed his soul being ripped out.
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Re: regularly random randomonium

Unread postby my cousin mose » Mon Jun 03, 2019 04:24:18

Bucky wrote:i can opinion it or leave it

:)
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Re: regularly random randomonium

Unread postby thephan » Mon Jun 03, 2019 08:37:09

Wegman's has had a strong banana game lately.
yawn

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Re: regularly random randomonium

Unread postby swishnicholson » Mon Jun 03, 2019 08:45:21

Bucky wrote:Is "meme-orialized" a thing already or did I just invent it??


Sadly, I easily found references back to 2011 But I promise to always add, "as Bucky calls it" after it and a variety of other expressions.
"No woman can call herself free who does not control her own body."

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Re: regularly random randomonium

Unread postby Bucky » Mon Jun 03, 2019 08:56:46

:(

thought that was gonna be my billion-dollar idea

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