Wheels Tupay wrote:

Slowhand wrote:All of those words are better than "lit fam". Dang kids.

"Savage" is pretty turrible too

starter pack includes monster energy drinks and neon backwards snapbacks

i bit my tongue so hard shoveling all the blueberries into my mouth, that I'm bleeding

Do you think you are going to be OK?

rub some dabs on it.

Wheels Tupay wrote:

Slowhand wrote:Sick of “triggered”

sounds like something a snowflake would say

can't mention triggered without it's cousin toxic.

In the event that you have not been previously irreparably damaged by this attempt at upgrading their slang.

Napalm wrote:i bit my tongue so hard shoveling all the blueberries into my mouth, that I'm bleeding

I've done this multiple times. Takes forever to stop bleeding

Napalm wrote:i bit my tongue so hard shoveling all the blueberries into my mouth, that I'm bleeding

Risky move to use a shovel to eat with. That didn't payoff in <insert CSI Miami dramatic pause> in spades.

Lowe’s screwed up my order and didn’t deliver the fridge today. PECO came and got th old fridge so I’m making a really weird dinner

td11 wrote:

Napalm wrote:i bit my tongue so hard shoveling all the blueberries into my mouth, that I'm bleeding

I've done this multiple times. Takes forever to stop bleeding

It really did. Just the tip. I actually had to tear cellular membrane off because it separated. I didn't know the tongue had skin on it, I thought it was just tongue

Band name: Rhesus Feces

the scripps spelling bee ended in an 8-way tie. lame

phatj wrote:Band name: Rhesus Feces

gotta get one of their t-shirts.

td11 wrote:

Napalm wrote:i bit my tongue so hard shoveling all the blueberries into my mouth, that I'm bleeding

I've done this multiple times. Takes forever to stop bleeding

You fellows need to just skip the blueberries, especially td.

The Dude wrote:Lowe’s screwed up my order and didn’t deliver the fridge today. PECO came and got th old fridge so I’m making a really weird dinner

Freon n' beans?

CFP wrote:

The Dude wrote:Lowe’s screwed up my order and didn’t deliver the fridge today. PECO came and got th old fridge so I’m making a really weird dinner

Freon n' beans?

Noah's Arc buffet?

I understand that Wine and Beer is an economic category, but it is funny to hear $X billion assigned to Mexican WINE and Beer. Maybe there is something I am missing out on. Tequila can't be lumped in that figure, can it?

JUburton wrote:

Slowhand wrote:Sick of “triggered”

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oof

At a pizza place and a woman just asked which slice is the healthiest. Sorry lady you're in the wrong establishment.

fence company was scheduled to come today to install like a 30" of vinyl which includes a pergola and two gates. They are paving my street today. There was a dumptruck loaded with asphalt parked in front of the driveway waiting for the paving crew to catch up. I was out on the porch removing the screen door to paint, and I noticed a pickup parked sitting in the other lane next to the dump truck. Sat there for about five minutes. Figured they were having a conversation. Then the pickup starts moving and I see that there's a trailer- it's the fence company and he just heads straight down the hill. I go ask the dump truck driver if the pickup asked him to move. He says no, didn't say a word to me. FFS.