slugsrbad wrote:At least the weather is slightly ominous and traffic is picking up as I’m broken down on 95’s shoulder.

CalvinBall wrote:part of it sounds like you just want to hook up with this co-worker and this is a way to do it

thephan wrote:

Phred wrote:

thephan wrote:phred announcing his pre-divorce right here in this very thread. good luck my man. here is hoping that 'never been warm to the concept' does not translate to shallow grave in the woods down the street.

I don't think it'll be like that. I just think it will be a hard "No #$!&@ way" with little to no room for discussion.

My wife met her once, though my wife probably doesn't remember. There may be a chance meeting with the couple this weekend prior to the conversation.

I am just giving you the business through the lenses of my relationship. Just needling you as you know your boundaries. Mine are clear and if I had any similar discussion you'd hear of my sudden passing in the news with a sympathetic story written about my wife. "No #$!&@ way" might be the last words I would hear.

azrider wrote:

CalvinBall wrote:part of it sounds like you just want to hook up with this co-worker and this is a way to do it

yeah, but more importantly...

nsfw

[Reveal] Spoiler:

and what if her dude has some monster dick and not only do you disappoint your co-worker, now you opened a new can of worms for your wife. now she will be ravaging the streets for the next biggest dick 24/7 to control her insatiable appetite. be very careful what you wish for.

Slowhand wrote:In my medical opinion, you are not going to make it to August.

Grotewold wrote:

slugsrbad wrote:My clutch dropped out on the way to the Phillies game just north of our stadiums. Seems like an apt metaphor for life and the current slump.

My first thought was why do you have a purse, and why bring it to a game?

My second was that clutch does not exist.

Phred wrote:

azrider wrote:

CalvinBall wrote:part of it sounds like you just want to hook up with this co-worker and this is a way to do it

yeah, but more importantly...

nsfw

[Reveal] Spoiler:

and what if her dude has some monster dick and not only do you disappoint your co-worker, now you opened a new can of worms for your wife. now she will be ravaging the streets for the next biggest dick 24/7 to control her insatiable appetite. be very careful what you wish for.

Cal - You are not completely incorrect. However, I'm happily married and wouldn't do anything to outright ruin that.

AZ - I'm not worried about that. I know my strengths and weaknesses.

JUburton wrote:

Phred wrote:

azrider wrote:

CalvinBall wrote:part of it sounds like you just want to hook up with this co-worker and this is a way to do it

yeah, but more importantly...

nsfw

[Reveal] Spoiler:

and what if her dude has some monster dick and not only do you disappoint your co-worker, now you opened a new can of worms for your wife. now she will be ravaging the streets for the next biggest dick 24/7 to control her insatiable appetite. be very careful what you wish for.

Cal - You are not completely incorrect. However, I'm happily married and wouldn't do anything to outright ruin that.

AZ - I'm not worried about that. I know my strengths and weaknesses.

you know your relationship better than any of us obviously but it seems like if you know it's an absolute non-starter for your wife you probably shouldn't even ask!

JUburton wrote:

Phred wrote:

azrider wrote:

CalvinBall wrote:part of it sounds like you just want to hook up with this co-worker and this is a way to do it

yeah, but more importantly...

nsfw

[Reveal] Spoiler:

and what if her dude has some monster dick and not only do you disappoint your co-worker, now you opened a new can of worms for your wife. now she will be ravaging the streets for the next biggest dick 24/7 to control her insatiable appetite. be very careful what you wish for.

Cal - You are not completely incorrect. However, I'm happily married and wouldn't do anything to outright ruin that.

AZ - I'm not worried about that. I know my strengths and weaknesses.

you know your relationship better than any of us obviously but it seems like if you know it's an absolute non-starter for your wife you probably shouldn't even ask!

Phred wrote:Cal - You are not completely incorrect. However, I'm happily married and wouldn't do anything to outright ruin that.

AZ - I'm not worried about that. I know my strengths and weaknesses.

slugsrbad wrote:Do we have a you’re an idiot thread. The tow truck company may not exist and didn’t reach out to me.. but I also said I was on I95 north like an idiot. After calling back to travelers I figured out my idiocy. #$!&@ me this is the dumbest thing I’ve done.

Bucky wrote:

slugsrbad wrote:Do we have a you’re an idiot thread. The tow truck company may not exist and didn’t reach out to me.. but I also said I was on I95 north like an idiot. After calling back to travelers I figured out my idiocy. #$!&@ me this is the dumbest thing I’ve done.

let me introduce you to your posting history....