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Re: regularly random randomonium

Unread postby Slowhand » Sun Jun 16, 2019 11:05:41

pacino wrote:gillette is now selling a razor that costs $200 that slightly heats your face while you shave


I thought the butt hurt MRAs put Gillette out of business.
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Re: regularly random randomonium

Unread postby Slowhand » Sun Jun 16, 2019 11:06:20

I got a "Happy Father's Day" at Publix this morning. DOES SHE KNOW SOMETHING I DON'T?
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Re: regularly random randomonium

Unread postby pacino » Sun Jun 16, 2019 11:07:07

did she have a baby bump
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Re: regularly random randomonium

Unread postby Bill McNeal » Sun Jun 16, 2019 11:26:10

Grotewold wrote:Enjoy your day, dads, and the big piece of chicken


Went to the butcher and got me a 1lb Delmonico steak and lobster tail to eat for dinner tonight.
man I drew all these penises for nothing - housh

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Re: regularly random randomonium

Unread postby Wheels Tupay » Sun Jun 16, 2019 11:29:40

Slowhand wrote:
pacino wrote:gillette is now selling a razor that costs $200 that slightly heats your face while you shave


I thought the butt hurt MRAs put Gillette out of business.


Maybe that bitch firefighter will finally stop bitching about having to shave
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Re: regularly random randomonium

Unread postby Ace Rothstein » Sun Jun 16, 2019 11:30:29

pacino wrote:gillette is now selling a razor that costs $200 that slightly heats your face while you shave


Concept seems cool, price is insane though

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Re: regularly random randomonium

Unread postby JUburton » Sun Jun 16, 2019 11:34:32

Wheels Tupay wrote:
Slowhand wrote:
pacino wrote:gillette is now selling a razor that costs $200 that slightly heats your face while you shave


I thought the butt hurt MRAs put Gillette out of business.


Maybe that bitch firefighter will finally stop bitching about having to shave
I believe you mean Jason C. Firefighter.

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Re: regularly random randomonium

Unread postby 1 » Sun Jun 16, 2019 12:30:29

Sly Fox grand openingggggg
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.

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Re: regularly random randomonium

Unread postby Grotewold » Sun Jun 16, 2019 12:30:31

Bill McNeal wrote:
Grotewold wrote:Enjoy your day, dads, and the big piece of chicken


Went to the butcher and got me a 1lb Delmonico steak and lobster tail to eat for dinner tonight.


boss

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Re: regularly random randomonium

Unread postby Grotewold » Sun Jun 16, 2019 12:30:51

1 wrote:Sly Fox grand openingggggg


fly socks

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Re: regularly random randomonium

Unread postby Soren » Mon Jun 17, 2019 05:02:28

My mom let me read a book about a boy genius named Josh who attempts suicide then goes to a school for super smart kids that was faking the kids suicides so they could attach their brains to super computers. I think I was in 4th grade.

But, I mean, I had seen two hell raiser movies before 3rd grade.
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Re: regularly random randomonium

Unread postby ReadingPhilly » Mon Jun 17, 2019 07:11:13

Soren wrote:My mom let me read a book


thought this was present day as i was reading this and i thought, "man soren, read whenever you want"

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Re: regularly random randomonium

Unread postby Soren » Mon Jun 17, 2019 07:17:56

ReadingPhilly wrote:
Soren wrote:My mom let me read a book


thought this was present day as i was reading this and i thought, "man soren, read whenever you want"


I mean she does still pick my wardrobe
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Re: regularly random randomonium

Unread postby Phred » Mon Jun 17, 2019 13:38:58

I read Cujo in 4th grade (my first King book - pretty sure it was my first "grown-up" book).
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Re: regularly random randomonium

Unread postby swishnicholson » Mon Jun 17, 2019 18:44:19

azrider posted this in the dead thread The tree thought to have inspired Dr. Seuss' 'The Lorax' has fallen and I replied there. But I spent at least 5-6 minutes of my time putting together the poem and it got absolutely no notice there.

LOOK AT ME!

The tree was estimated to be about 80 to 100 years old, said Tim Graham, a spokesman for the San Diego Parks and Recreation Department.
He said there is "no definitive cause on why it fell."


I'm puzzled as you are, said puzzled Tim Graham
I'm totally flambustered, really I am.
Perhaps a strong wind grabbed it up from its roots
Or a Brown Bar-Ba-Loot kicked it over
With Brown Bar-ba-Loot boots
Or maybe the lightning caused this tree to be fried
I'm working on answers, I really have tried
If you want guesses, here's one for free
A dim Silverstein fan barked up the wrong tree
Took the branches and trunk leaving only this stump
Giving tree fans the finger, that terrible chump![/quote]
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Re: regularly random randomonium

Unread postby phatj » Mon Jun 17, 2019 21:26:15

Did you guys see the terrible poem swish posted in the Dead thread?
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

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Re: regularly random randomonium

Unread postby swishnicholson » Mon Jun 17, 2019 21:39:18

phatj wrote:Did you guys see the terrible poem swish posted in the Dead thread?



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Re: regularly random randomonium

Unread postby Soren » Tue Jun 18, 2019 05:59:09

Receiving an emergency work email at 4:51 is fun.

edit: emergency meeting already 1hr long. Someone (who has since taken early retirement) wrote some pretty janky code and the bug was identified moving data into Prod. Not great! I'm also backing up the person who had been working on this for about a year since I last touched any of this so that is also not great.
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Re: regularly random randomonium

Unread postby thephan » Tue Jun 18, 2019 07:28:13

Art is such a funny concept
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Re: regularly random randomonium

Unread postby Soren » Tue Jun 18, 2019 07:31:50

thephan wrote:Art is such a funny concept

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