Ceci n'est pas un random thread

by **PrattRules** » Tue Dec 18, 2018 23:17:18

When did that Daniel Negranu poker player dude get hair?

by **thephan** » Wed Dec 19, 2018 14:38:58

A caller reported to police that an unknown male was in the street yelling that he had been shot.

When officers arrived, they located the male and determined that he had a gunshot wound to the leg.

The male refused to cooperate with officers and was eventually transported to a local hospital with serious, non-life threatening injuries.

“Upon further investigation, officers determined that the male had been rummaging through unlocked vehicle in the area when he located a handgun inside of an unlocked vehicle. At some point, the accused accidentally discharged the handgun shooting himself in the leg."

Following the investigation, officers obtained arrest warrants for the accused, who was arrested once he was released from the hospital.

He was charged with reckless handling of firearm, grand larceny, petit larceny, trespass into vehicles and providing false information to a law enforcement officer

by **Bucky** » Wed Dec 19, 2018 14:53:54

i sure hope they return it to the responsible gun owner who left it loaded in an unlocked vehicle!

by **Wheels Tupay** » Wed Dec 19, 2018 15:42:23

thephan wrote:
A caller reported to police that an unknown male was in the street yelling that he had been shot.

When officers arrived, they located the male and determined that he had a gunshot wound to the leg.

The male refused to cooperate with officers and was eventually transported to a local hospital with serious, non-life threatening injuries.

“Upon further investigation, officers determined that the male had been rummaging through unlocked vehicle in the area when he located a handgun inside of an unlocked vehicle. At some point, the accused accidentally discharged the handgun shooting himself in the leg."

Following the investigation, officers obtained arrest warrants for the accused, who was arrested once he was released from the hospital.

He was charged with reckless handling of firearm, grand larceny, petit larceny, trespass into vehicles and providing false information to a law enforcement officer

Finally, the full story of McNeal's Walmart visit revealed.

by **Slowhand** » Wed Dec 19, 2018 17:08:23

Went grocery shopping yesterday and the kid bagging my groceries put my 12 pack of soda on the bottom part of the cart, which was not necessary since there was room in the basket. Today I realized that I forgot it was there and drove off without it. Oops.

by **CalvinBall** » Wed Dec 19, 2018 17:14:08

It's for the best

by **momadance** » Wed Dec 19, 2018 17:43:05

Scored a free 12 pack of soda yesterday!

by **Slowhand** » Wed Dec 19, 2018 17:44:53

Why you little!

by **Soren** » Wed Dec 19, 2018 19:44:34

I recorded a speed run of a Final Fantasy IV randomizer. It was fun.

by **PrattRules** » Wed Dec 19, 2018 19:54:05

Wait a minute. Am I not supposed to recycle pizza boxes?

by **Bucky** » Wed Dec 19, 2018 20:18:03

nope. unless you cut out the spots with the grease stains.

by **PrattRules** » Wed Dec 19, 2018 20:26:52

Wow. I've been in the pizza game for a few decades now. That's a bummer.

by **Slowhand** » Wed Dec 19, 2018 20:57:01

Ask the pizza place if they’ll just let you shove the pizza directly from the oven into your face.

by **PrattRules** » Wed Dec 19, 2018 22:26:54

Slowhand wrote:Ask the pizza place if they’ll just let you shove the pizza directly from the oven into your face.

You don't get what you don't ask for.

by **jerseyhoya** » Thu Dec 20, 2018 12:05:53

How is it not Friday yet

by **Pittfan03** » Thu Dec 20, 2018 12:07:03

Got back yesterday from a 3 month patrol. Feels good to be back and sleep in my own bed.

by **TenuredVulture** » Thu Dec 20, 2018 12:38:29

jerseyhoya wrote:How is it not Friday yet

If you had stayed in academia, you could be home in your pjs right now. I guess though that would depend on the school's academic calendar.

by **swishnicholson** » Thu Dec 20, 2018 14:20:34

TenuredVulture wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:How is it not Friday yet

If you had stayed in academia, you could be home in your pjs right now. I guess though that would depend on the school's academic calendar.

"I once graded 25 papers in my pajamas. How they got in my pajamas, I'll never know."

by **jerseyhoya** » Thu Dec 20, 2018 15:51:11

TenuredVulture wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:How is it not Friday yet

If you had stayed in academia, you could be home in your pjs right now. I guess though that would depend on the school's academic calendar.

While this is true, I got a pretty decent bonus today which would not be happening in academia.

And I decided to leave work after lunch anyway so things are looking up.

by **Werthless** » Thu Dec 20, 2018 17:00:21

jerseyhoya wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:How is it not Friday yet

If you had stayed in academia, you could be home in your pjs right now. I guess though that would depend on the school's academic calendar.

While this is true, I got a pretty decent bonus today which would not be happening in academia.

And I decided to leave work after lunch anyway so things are looking up.

God, you're such a Republican.

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