oreo cake in the kitchen, so blessed.

was opening my hydrocodone bottle over the sink when I accidentally flipped the bottle upside down, somehow miraculously managing to catch every pill in my hand.

I mention that because imagine the response i would've gotten saying "i need more, i accidentally dumped them all down the drain"

Are you sure they didn’t get wet Buck. I’m happy to help examine them for you

Uncle Milty wrote:How many did they give you?

not nearly enough

(20)

well mom's cancer has returned. Pancreas now. Hospice time.


I hired a Sinatra impersonator to perform at her assisted living/memory care for this wednesday. They're going all out and making it an entire "sinatra day" in the facility.

sorry, bucky.

Sorry Bucky. This has been a shitty year

Uncle Milty wrote:Not allowed any caffeine after 9 p.m. Gonna be a rough morning.

you usually drink caffeine after 9PM? that's a baller move! if i want to fall asleep before 1am, i can't even touch that stuff after 5.

azrider wrote:

Uncle Milty wrote:Not allowed any caffeine after 9 p.m. Gonna be a rough morning.

you usually drink caffeine after 9PM? that's a baller move! if i want to fall asleep before 1am, i can't even touch that stuff after 5.

My old man falls asleep every night while drinking coffee.

Got hit by a car in the crosswalk in front of a Walmart today and then the guy who hit me, got out of his car and wanted to fight me because after I got up I threw my hands up and yelled at him “what the hell!” And flared at him. He then got out of his car and said “I didn’t fucking see you asshole!” Someone got between und dude got in his car and drove off.

Merry Christmas

Wow. Did he hit you to the ground? Contact Walmart for security footage and call the police.

Should pissed on his hood.

Bill McNeal wrote:Got hit by a car in the crosswalk in front of a Walmart today and then the guy who hit me, got out of his car and wanted to fight me because after I got up I threw my hands up and yelled at him “what the hell!” And flared at him. He then got out of his car and said “I didn’t fucking see you asshole!” Someone got between und dude got in his car and drove off.

Merry Christmas

I can see why he was mad, you probably interrupted his call.

I'm doomed to a life of frustration since I can't see why drivers (which of course includes me) don't regard crosswalks like cross strreets, where you see if anything is in it or approaching, and then proceed when it's clear.

Same thing happened to me at Target a while back, except that the lady hit me driving in reverse. I walked behind the car, she decided she missed the aisle she wanted to go down, stopped, put it in reverse, gunned it and slammed right into me. I didn’t fall, but pounded on the trunk of her car and yelled something. Scared the crap out of her and she drove away.

Bill McNeal wrote:Got hit by a car in the crosswalk in front of a Walmart today and then the guy who hit me, got out of his car and wanted to fight me because after I got up I threw my hands up and yelled at him “what the hell!” And flared at him. He then got out of his car and said “I didn’t fucking see you asshole!” Someone got between und dude got in his car and drove off.

Merry Christmas

did you go inside the store and ask to see if they had footage? Chances are it is on camera.

If you find out where the bastard lives, I'm willing to key the car, McNeal. Or at least let the air out of his tires.

Dim get banned? He's been gone three weeks. Rare for him

May have died again.

Slowhand wrote:May have died again.

It's that time of year.