Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Bill McNeal » Tue Apr 03, 2018 10:22:35

Swallow eggs whole like a snake.
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Phred » Tue Apr 03, 2018 10:29:11

I bet you guys can't even eat 50 hard boiled eggs in one sitting.
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby TenuredVulture » Tue Apr 03, 2018 10:34:50

Seems to me the Philly way to eat eggs is raw like Rocky.
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Napalm » Tue Apr 03, 2018 10:36:20

TenuredVulture wrote:Seems to me the Philly way to eat eggs is raw like Rocky.

as long as you inject hgh into the yolk

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Soren » Tue Apr 03, 2018 10:37:14

the smell from boiled eggs offends me
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby jerseyhoya » Tue Apr 03, 2018 10:40:02

Phred wrote:
JUburton wrote:Yall crazy, boil on medium for 10 minutes, immediately into an ice bath and peel underwater. Easy.


Bake at 325 for 23 minutes and immediately into the sink filled with ice water. Easy peezy and no pots to wash.

Nothing worse than having to quickly rinse the pot you boiled eggs in. Huge step to get to skip.

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby slugsrbad » Tue Apr 03, 2018 10:58:47



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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby TenuredVulture » Tue Apr 03, 2018 12:32:48

Uncle Milty wrote:

I had something similar at one time. Worked okay but nothing revolutionary.

I just start with the eggs in the pan, bring to a boil, remove pan from heat and let stand for about 15 minutes before an ice bath.


Single use appliances like that offend me.
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Napalm » Tue Apr 03, 2018 12:56:31

TenuredVulture wrote:
Uncle Milty wrote:

I had something similar at one time. Worked okay but nothing revolutionary.

I just start with the eggs in the pan, bring to a boil, remove pan from heat and let stand for about 15 minutes before an ice bath.


Single use appliances like that offend me.

i agree partner but damn have I always wanted a waffle iron.

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby swishnicholson » Tue Apr 03, 2018 13:10:41

Why does spell check on my phone even offer an option like "youre?"
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Slowhand » Tue Apr 03, 2018 13:14:59

swishnicholson wrote:Why does spell check on my phone even offer an option like "youre?"


You’re guess is as good as mine.
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby TenuredVulture » Tue Apr 03, 2018 13:18:42

Uncle Milty wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:
Uncle Milty wrote:

I had something similar at one time. Worked okay but nothing revolutionary.

I just start with the eggs in the pan, bring to a boil, remove pan from heat and let stand for about 15 minutes before an ice bath.


Single use appliances like that offend me.

I've come to a similar conclusion over time. Well, "specialized" single-use appliances. Not my coffee maker or toaster. And my electric kettle is invaluable.


I too have a coffee maker and a toaster. And an air popper. I suppose really a toaster oven would be better than a plain toaster, but the last toaster oven I had caught on fire.
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Phred » Tue Apr 03, 2018 14:04:04

Napalm wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:
Uncle Milty wrote:

I had something similar at one time. Worked okay but nothing revolutionary.

I just start with the eggs in the pan, bring to a boil, remove pan from heat and let stand for about 15 minutes before an ice bath.


Single use appliances like that offend me.

i agree partner but damn have I always wanted a waffle iron.


Get one that morphs into a Panini press and a griddle. I think Bed Bath and Beyond has them for around $100.
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby thephan » Tue Apr 03, 2018 14:04:12

We had this bad boy when I was a kids

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It was awesome. The hotdog made the circuit and cooked the dog in seconds. If you were late the dogs would explode via electrocution. Admittedly, it is a dumb appliance, but compared to a few things we have sitting around, it was at least used (microwaves were for rich people).
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby swishnicholson » Tue Apr 03, 2018 14:15:56

thephan wrote:We had this bad boy when I was a kids

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It was awesome. The hotdog made the circuit and cooked the dog in seconds. If you were late the dogs would explode via electrocution. Admittedly, it is a dumb appliance, but compared to a few things we have sitting around, it was at least used (microwaves were for rich people).


Oh man, I'd forgotten about that thing.
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Werthless » Tue Apr 03, 2018 16:50:48

Uncle Milty wrote:And toaster ovens make terrible toast.

I'm picturing Stephen A Smith turning this into a hot taek.. "Does the lack of VERTICALITY affect the toast's prospects? It HAS to! And here's why..."

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby phatj » Tue Apr 03, 2018 21:23:04

Uncle Milty wrote:And toaster ovens make terrible toast.

So do most modern toasters
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby swishnicholson » Tue Apr 03, 2018 22:07:16

phatj wrote:
Uncle Milty wrote:And toaster ovens make terrible toast.

So do most modern toasters


It's toasting sticks and an open fire or nothing for me.
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Bill McNeal » Wed Apr 04, 2018 12:56:01

Went to a sandwich place and ordered an Italian with hot peppers, oil & vinegar, and no onions. The fucking savages put mayo on it.
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