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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Soren » Wed Mar 21, 2018 20:47:11

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Titlehungry » Wed Mar 21, 2018 22:11:28

Got Chinese tonight... our normal place was closed so we tried somewhere new... a lot of food, not as good
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby 1 » Wed Mar 21, 2018 22:24:09

Wonderful #1
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Phred » Thu Mar 22, 2018 08:56:25

Titlehungry wrote:Got Chinese tonight... our normal place was closed so we tried somewhere new... a lot of food, not as good


We had Chinese last night, also. Regular place, good as always.
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Titlehungry » Thu Mar 22, 2018 09:24:12

Slept like I had Chinese too... woke up in the middle of the night and worried I died since I felt so weird... then I remembered Chinese
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Bucky » Thu Mar 22, 2018 09:26:45

maybe you're posting from the afterlife

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Titlehungry » Thu Mar 22, 2018 09:33:54

It's possible though disappointingly similar... today's big problem is in a 3 bathroom townhouse we somehow didn't realize we were out of toilet paper... apparently its coming from Amazon... like Saturday... had to pull the emergency roll out till I get to the store later
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Bucky » Thu Mar 22, 2018 09:35:44

we need details of how this came to be so phatj can add it to his list of scenarios

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Titlehungry » Thu Mar 22, 2018 09:39:54

It's a conundrum... thankfully I am half OCD and part Doomsday Prepper
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby CalvinBall » Thu Mar 22, 2018 09:45:10

you are not out of toilet paper if you had one roll left

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby JUburton » Thu Mar 22, 2018 09:46:04

Uncle Milty wrote:Is an emergency roll of TP a common thing?
i keep mine in my safe with my social security card and my cryptocurrency wallet.

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby jerseyhoya » Thu Mar 22, 2018 09:47:36

CalvinBall wrote:you are not out of toilet paper if you had one roll left

You make a compelling point here

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Titlehungry » Thu Mar 22, 2018 09:49:03

CalvinBall wrote:you are not out of toilet paper if you had one roll left


Everybody else thought we were out and would have been if I hadn't been Obsessive Compulsive... technically though you're right
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Napalm » Thu Mar 22, 2018 10:48:16

do i sit in a rocking chair because i have a bad back or do i have a bad back because i sit in a rocking chair?

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby swishnicholson » Thu Mar 22, 2018 11:33:40

CalvinBall wrote:you are not out of toilet paper if you had one roll left


Well, the "emergency roll" is actually duct tape, so it's debatable.
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby smitty » Thu Mar 22, 2018 18:59:51

Napalm wrote:do i sit in a rocking chair because i have a bad back or do i have a bad back because i sit in a rocking chair?


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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Slowhand » Thu Mar 22, 2018 19:30:51

smitty wrote:
Napalm wrote:do i sit in a rocking chair because i have a bad back or do i have a bad back because i sit in a rocking chair?


What is the sound of one hand clapping?


How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby PrattRules » Thu Mar 22, 2018 21:13:55

With all the comments and dumb shit I said in my teens and twenties, I can't believe I never got a proper asskicking.
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Woody » Thu Mar 22, 2018 21:16:55

it's not too late!
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Wheels Tupay » Thu Mar 22, 2018 21:19:14

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