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Re: You want random? I got your RANDOM right here, pal!

Unread postby pacino » Sun Feb 11, 2018 11:20:59

living that life
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Re: You want random? I got your RANDOM right here, pal!

Unread postby Bill McNeal » Sun Feb 11, 2018 11:21:32

Pissing in sinks, drying hands on our pants and watching shitty movies. God bless America.
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Re: You want random? I got your RANDOM right here, pal!

Unread postby pacino » Sun Feb 11, 2018 11:22:11

MrsVox wrote:You what I am really hating? These mailers and emails from my electric company telling me how much energy we are using compared to our neighbors.

half my neighbors are 85-90 years old so, yeah, I'm going to use more electricity
thephan wrote:pacino's posting is one of the more important things revealed in weeks.

Calvinball wrote:Pacino was right.

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Unread postby Bill McNeal » Sun Feb 11, 2018 11:22:58

Gotta think an iron lung uses a lot of juice
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Unread postby pacino » Sun Feb 11, 2018 11:24:21

there's actually a few of those around. this lady is still on one
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Re: You want random? I got your RANDOM right here, pal!

Unread postby Slowhand » Sun Feb 11, 2018 11:29:24

Sounds like pacino lives in DEL BOCA VISTA
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Unread postby slugsrbad » Sun Feb 11, 2018 11:42:37

This flu epidemic is crazy, 4,000 Americans are dying per week.
Quick Google shows that GoGo is wrong with regards to the Kiwi and the Banana.

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Unread postby Bill McNeal » Sun Feb 11, 2018 11:51:09

Seems low
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Re: You want random? I got your RANDOM right here, pal!

Unread postby Bucky » Sun Feb 11, 2018 12:02:42

pacino wrote:
MrsVox wrote:You what I am really hating? These mailers and emails from my electric company telling me how much energy we are using compared to our neighbors.

half my neighbors are 85-90 years old so, yeah, I'm going to use more electricity


recently added a hot tub
removed the barn's dedicated service and hooked it up to the house service

yeah, i'm the snidely whiplash of the green movement

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Unread postby Slowhand » Sun Feb 11, 2018 12:05:40

slugsrbad wrote:This flu epidemic is crazy, 4,000 Americans are dying per week.


Illuminati thinning the herd.
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Unread postby Napalm » Sun Feb 11, 2018 12:37:15

Bill McNeal wrote:According to handdryer.com one of those Dyson airblades will set you back a cool $1349 whereas you can score an Xlerator for a mere $400

Xcelerators are good. I feel most issues people have with hand dryers are on account of a lack of user manipulation. You gotta do some friction work too! Those Dysons are for pod people

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Unread postby Bill McNeal » Sun Feb 11, 2018 12:54:51

I like the xlerator better too. If you put the meaty part of your hands, below your thumbs, together under the blower you can make fart sounds.
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Unread postby Napalm » Sun Feb 11, 2018 12:58:33

They should list that feature on the packaging

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Re: You want random? I got your RANDOM right here, pal!

Unread postby phatj » Sun Feb 11, 2018 14:11:01

Wheels Tupay wrote:
Slowhand wrote:
Bill McNeal wrote:
Slowhand wrote:Decided to walk down the street the 1/4 mile to the gas station to pick up some soda since I've barely gotten up off the couch today and needed to get some steps in. Probably a bad idea to do that at night as I almost got hit by a car twice.


Probably shouldn’t have worn your Johnny cash outfit.


I was, in fact, wearing a black shirt, which obviously was not a smart choice. But I was wearing shorts and my legs are quite pale.


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Unread postby Bucky » Sun Feb 11, 2018 14:14:10

point it still correct though!

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Re: You want random? I got your RANDOM right here, pal!

Unread postby PrattRules » Sun Feb 11, 2018 15:01:34

Bucky wrote:
pacino wrote:
MrsVox wrote:You what I am really hating? These mailers and emails from my electric company telling me how much energy we are using compared to our neighbors.

half my neighbors are 85-90 years old so, yeah, I'm going to use more electricity


recently added a hot tub
removed the barn's dedicated service and hooked it up to the house service

yeah, i'm the snidely whiplash of the green movement


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Re: You want random? I got your RANDOM right here, pal!

Unread postby Bucky » Sun Feb 11, 2018 15:10:07

was last week

gee, your invitation must've gotten lost in the mail. sorry.

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Unread postby Bill McNeal » Sun Feb 11, 2018 15:13:31

Bucky heard about you peeing in sinks and was worried about the hot tub
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Unread postby PrattRules » Sun Feb 11, 2018 16:39:51

Can't have any grenades in the jacuzzi.
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Re: You want random? I got your RANDOM right here, pal!

Unread postby Slowhand » Sun Feb 11, 2018 17:57:32

Been watching some anime recently. Never would have guessed I'd be into it, but some of it's fun!
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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