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Unread postby 1 » Sat Jan 27, 2018 22:13:28

And could he take a short vacation the next day?
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Unread postby The Dude » Sat Jan 27, 2018 22:16:16

I think we laid out pretty well what you can expect Not sure if I would plan it around a vacation but you’d probably be fine. Why does it have to be the day before a vacation
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Unread postby 1 » Sat Jan 27, 2018 22:20:21

Because he need days off; the snow screwed up his spring break.
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Unread postby The Dude » Sat Jan 27, 2018 22:23:05

Why can’t you get it done during the summer for instance
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Unread postby Bucky » Sat Jan 27, 2018 22:28:32

he's going to hedonism and doesn't want any surprises in 9 months

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Unread postby 1 » Sat Jan 27, 2018 22:37:09

The Dude wrote:Why can’t you get it done during the summer for instance

Hotel is non-refundable.
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Unread postby The Dude » Sun Jan 28, 2018 05:13:44

Talking about the vasectomy. Why would you have to do it right before the vactation, and not some other random weekend
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Unread postby Grotewold » Sun Jan 28, 2018 08:24:12

Maybe the vacation involves a boat

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Unread postby Monkeyboy » Sun Jan 28, 2018 09:01:21

It's a present for his wife for the trip.
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Unread postby TenuredVulture » Sun Jan 28, 2018 09:23:24

Note: it takes at least a couple of days (weeks?) for all your little dudes to work their way out, so while you might be ok flying, you still need to use some other form of birth control. And yeah, you need a urologist.
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Unread postby Monkeyboy » Sun Jan 28, 2018 09:25:41

I've also been thinking about doing this.
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Unread postby Slowhand » Sun Jan 28, 2018 09:29:12

Bad move when it comes time to repopulate the earth after WWIII
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Unread postby Bucky » Sun Jan 28, 2018 10:48:38

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Unread postby Bill McNeal » Sun Jan 28, 2018 11:00:39

TenuredVulture wrote:Note: it takes at least a couple of days (weeks?) for all your little dudes to work their way out, so while you might be ok flying, you still need to use some other form of birth control. And yeah, you need a urologist.

It’s like 3 months iirc
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Unread postby Wheels Tupay » Sun Jan 28, 2018 13:41:01

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Unread postby Monkeyboy » Sun Jan 28, 2018 14:55:03

3 months!

I might die within those 3 months and then it will all be for nothing.
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Unread postby Pittfan03 » Sun Jan 28, 2018 16:33:41

You have a 90 day checkup to make sure you're sterile, so make sure to use birth control + condoms until then. I can't imagine flying the day after i had it done. Too much walking and sitting in a seat for my tastes.

It was like a week and a half before i started to feel better. I got an infection, which isn't all that uncommon. I just started working out again yesterday, 2 and a half weeks after I had mine done.
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Unread postby Pittfan03 » Sun Jan 28, 2018 16:34:40

Also, you need to buy either a cup, or buy lots of compression underwear. I have to wear them for a total of 5 weeks for support.
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Unread postby TenuredVulture » Sun Jan 28, 2018 16:46:33

You dont need a cup--a jock strap will do.
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