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Postby Monkeyboy » Fri Mar 03, 2017 17:06:13

I only got snipped at by a dog once and that was because I scratched him behind the ear when he had an ear infection. No blood was drawn. It was my friend's fault for beating the damn dog. He had to put it down because it kept biting people. Now that guy tells me I'm a libtard on facebook. Well, at least I don't beat my dog, shithead.

Also, when i was about 3 or 4, I was chased by a boxer around a porch enclosure. It is actually my earliest memory. I swear that dog was going to eat me, but I made it to the gate just before he got to me.
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Postby Slowhand » Fri Mar 03, 2017 17:12:46

Monkeyboy wrote:Also, when i was about 3 or 4, I was chased by a boxer around a porch enclosure. It is actually my earliest memory. I swear [he] was going to eat me, but I made it to the gate just before he got to me.


You are lucky.

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Postby Monkeyboy » Fri Mar 03, 2017 18:29:11

Slowhand wrote:
Monkeyboy wrote:Also, when i was about 3 or 4, I was chased by a boxer around a porch enclosure. It is actually my earliest memory. I swear [he] was going to eat me, but I made it to the gate just before he got to me.


You are lucky.

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If the boxer was Tyson, I'd probably still be having nightmares.
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Postby swishnicholson » Fri Mar 03, 2017 23:15:03

Following the words 'If I were Donald Trump I would..." CNN has been frozen for the last five minutes on my TV.

coincidence?
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Postby WheelsFellOff » Sat Mar 04, 2017 11:45:55

Glad I checked my email this morning, I accidentally subscribed to the politics thread.
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Postby Rev_Beezer » Sat Mar 04, 2017 17:46:01

Hey pals, Michelle's cousin went missing a week ago. It's all over the Harrisburg news.

I know most of you are not out that way, but he used to live in Philly. He worked at a chain restaurant there, I think it was an Outback Steakhouse or something like that. There's a chance he could be heading there, we really have no clue.

He lived with us in late 09/early 10. He had a pretty big drug problem at the time and needed somewhere to stay. He had just completed treatment at the time, but wasn't really ready to commit to recovery. We ended up kicking him out in January 2010, because by that point he stopped working and was living off of us, and we were pretty sure drugs were a thing and he was bringing some interesting characters around the parsonage. He then proceeded to pick his life back up, but had a relapse while in Philly and was found with a heroin needle in his arm and just about dead. After a long stint in the hospital he moved back home with his parents. That was 4 years ago.

In the past 4 years, he picked his life back up- he never really got steady employment, but he was helping a lot of people in recovery and was very active at meetings. One week ago, he left his mom and dad's place to give someone a ride to a meeting and never came back.

Bob's a big guy- about 350 lbs. and 6'2". Here's a pic on the off hand occasion that anyone sees him.

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Postby Slowhand » Sat Mar 04, 2017 21:01:50

Out of nowhere I had a flashback to this kid I went to middle school with. He was disturbing and scary at the time. He would randomly viciously attack people (including myself on a few occasions) for absolutely no reason. He actually choked out one of my friends. Like, literally choked him out to unconsciousness. He almost did the same to me until a friend of mine jumped in. I searched for him on Facebook wondering if maybe he’d grown out of it or whatever. Nope. He is genuinely mentally disturbed and even more frightening. There is no way he has not killed people.
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Postby Bill McNeal » Sun Mar 05, 2017 06:37:18

Hey guys! I'm in the emergency room!
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Postby Bill McNeal » Sun Mar 05, 2017 08:05:58

Had an allergic reaction to something. Face swelled up and turned really red for hives all over tongue swelled up. Went to the ER, they hit me with an epinephrine shot and something else. *stillalive*
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Postby JUburton » Sun Mar 05, 2017 08:52:10

Bill McNeal wrote:Had an allergic reaction to something. Face swelled up and turned really red for hives all over tongue swelled up. Went to the ER, they hit me with an epinephrine shot and something else. *stillalive*
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Postby Rev_Beezer » Sun Mar 05, 2017 08:52:12

Bob turned up last night. Called his mom. He's in Richmond, VA.

WTF man.
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Postby CalvinBall » Sun Mar 05, 2017 09:30:00

Rev_Beezer wrote:Bob turned up last night. Called his mom. He's in Richmond, VA.

WTF man.


Geez. That's wild. Was he just sleeping on the street?

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Postby Slowhand » Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:35:04

Rev_Beezer wrote:Bob turned up last night. Called his mom. He's in Richmond, VA.

WTF man.


It's a good thing you posted about him, otherwise RichmondPhilsFan never would've spotted him. (Glad he's OK).
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Postby 1 » Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:55:55

Bill McNeal wrote:Had an allergic reaction to something. Face swelled up and turned really red for hives all over tongue swelled up. Went to the ER, they hit me with an epinephrine shot and something else. *stillalive*



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Postby Bucky » Sun Mar 05, 2017 13:56:48

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Postby Napalm » Sun Mar 05, 2017 14:10:37

at some point in the past 2 years, i started saying "ya'll" and i love/recognize each time i say it.

love ya'll

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Postby MrsVox » Sun Mar 05, 2017 14:17:44

Bill McNeal wrote:Had an allergic reaction to something. Face swelled up and turned really red for hives all over tongue swelled up. Went to the ER, they hit me with an epinephrine shot and something else. *stillalive*


Hope your doing OK, that's some scary stuff.

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Unread postby Monkeyboy » Mon Mar 06, 2017 08:50:21

yeh, do you have any idea what caused it?

Glad you're alive.
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Unread postby slugsrbad » Mon Mar 06, 2017 11:17:39

Fighting my inner Henry. I tweaked something in my back sitting in bleachers watching my nephew's basketball game this weekend and just re-tweaked at work. It's probably nothing that a never say die attitude and ibuprofen couldn't handle, but I do have the Nintendo Switch/Zelda waiting at home.
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Unread postby Bucky » Mon Mar 06, 2017 11:22:13

Spectating is a funny game

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