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Re: NOPE

Postby swishnicholson » Fri Jun 23, 2017 15:10:49

WheelsFellOff wrote:
According to the department’s Chief Director of Veterinary Services, Dr Lubabalo Mrwebi, “We call on the local community not to panic over this deformed lamb. We can confirm that this deformed lamb is not a progeny of sheep ovum and a human sperm.


Palpable sense of relief felt by the farmer's 16 year old son.
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Re: NOPE

Postby Bucky » Fri Jun 23, 2017 15:40:55

there's something about her

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Re: NOPE

Postby WheelsFellOff » Fri Jun 23, 2017 16:30:10

Did she know?
So far the Eagles have been unable willing to at least make a good will jester - Garry Cobb, Professional Sportswriter

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Re: NOPE

Postby Napalm » Thu Jun 29, 2017 11:27:20


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Re: NOPE

Postby Bill McNeal » Thu Jul 13, 2017 17:18:16

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man I drew all these penises for nothing - housh

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Re: NOPE

Postby ReadingPhilly » Sun Jul 16, 2017 14:05:15

since we don't have a WHOOPS thread

https://twitter.com/6abc/status/886646737787551744

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Re: NOPE

Postby Bucky » Sun Jul 16, 2017 20:40:57

Truck with 4 tons of slime eels overturns in Oregon

things like this make we want to carry a cyanide pill


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Re: NOPE

Postby WheelsFellOff » Mon Jul 17, 2017 09:55:09

That's how they got in his hovercraft!
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Re: NOPE

Postby ReadingPhilly » Sat Aug 05, 2017 19:16:21

Babysitters accused of putting flea-infested kids in U-Haul.

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Re: NOPE

Postby swishnicholson » Sun Aug 06, 2017 00:07:38

At least the guy on the right looks sorry.
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Re: NOPE

Postby Slowhand » Sun Aug 06, 2017 00:40:10

Seems logical. You really don't want fleas in your house.
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Re: NOPE

Postby Phred » Mon Aug 07, 2017 09:13:05

swishnicholson wrote:At least the guy on the right looks sorry.


So does the guy on the left.
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Re: NOPE

Postby Slowhand » Sat Sep 09, 2017 18:36:01

French girl mutilated by rats in night attack at home

NOPE. And also a very sad story.
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Re: NOPE

Postby Monkeyboy » Sat Sep 09, 2017 21:24:11

Phred wrote:
swishnicholson wrote:At least the guy on the right looks sorry.


So does the guy on the left.



I would have sworn I responded to that pic, something about him looking like Woody Harrelson. I'm losing my mind, I guess
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Re: NOPE

Postby Slowhand » Sat Sep 09, 2017 21:27:18

Monkeyboy wrote:
Phred wrote:
swishnicholson wrote:At least the guy on the right looks sorry.


So does the guy on the left.



I would have sworn I responded to that pic, something about him looking like Woody Harrelson. I'm losing my mind, I guess


I remember that too. Mandela Effect.
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Re: NOPE

Postby Slowhand » Sat Sep 09, 2017 21:28:34

A ha!
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Re: NOPE

Postby Monkeyboy » Sat Sep 09, 2017 21:31:22

Slowhand wrote:A ha!



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Re: NOPE

Postby momadance » Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:48:15

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Re: NOPE

Postby phatj » Tue Dec 05, 2017 22:01:40

Yeah, no
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

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Re: NOPE

Postby Bucky » Tue Dec 05, 2017 22:10:21

momadance wrote:Image



reminds me of being a phillies fan during baseball season

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