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Re: NOPE

Postby phatj » Thu Nov 03, 2016 19:02:45

Fuck that shit
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

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Re: NOPE

Postby WheelsFellOff » Fri Nov 04, 2016 09:14:36

This world has enough problems, please don't fuck giant spiders.
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Re: NOPE

Postby Slowhand » Fri Nov 04, 2016 09:19:00

WheelsFellOff wrote:This world has enough problems, please don't fuck giant spiders.


Trying to imagine the mechanics of this one...
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Re: NOPE

Postby WheelsFellOff » Fri Nov 04, 2016 09:21:41

Slowhand wrote:
WheelsFellOff wrote:This world has enough problems, please don't fuck giant spiders.


Trying to imagine the mechanics of this one...



[Reveal] Spoiler:
I didn't watch it, but I'm pretty sure there's fuckin
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Re: NOPE

Postby Doll Is Mine » Tue Nov 08, 2016 02:47:13

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/795724645588729856

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Re: NOPE

Postby Monkeyboy » Sun Nov 13, 2016 10:22:31

just found a long black hair baked into my frozen pizza. Nobody in my family has that color. Sucks because it was the first piece, I'm hungry, and there's no other food in the house that doesn't require a bunch of time to make.


feeling disgusted.
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Re: NOPE

Postby Slowhand » Sun Nov 13, 2016 12:42:16

If the lice weren't initially killed from the freeze, they probably were from the heat. Probably.
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Re: NOPE

Postby BigEd76 » Tue Jan 03, 2017 19:10:16

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Re: NOPE

Postby Slowhand » Tue Jan 03, 2017 19:15:36

It's just a sock puppet, Ed.
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Re: NOPE

Postby Slowhand » Tue Jan 03, 2017 19:18:15

Kinda reminds me of this from The X Files

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Re: NOPE

Postby WheelsFellOff » Wed Jan 04, 2017 09:51:30

It's an on-set photo for the next season of Stranger Things
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Re: NOPE

Postby BigEd76 » Mon Jan 16, 2017 17:47:45

CFP wrote:NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE



Not sure if it's the same one, but...


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Re: NOPE

Postby Doll Is Mine » Mon Jan 16, 2017 17:55:42

It looks like an alligator to me.

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Re: NOPE

Postby ReadingPhilly » Mon Jan 16, 2017 18:50:03

you can tell that's just a chill retired gator who wouldn't harm anyone.

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Re: NOPE

Postby Bill McNeal » Thu Jan 19, 2017 13:58:49

This guy was shot in the arm back in 2012 and they left the bullet in. In this instagram he pops it out like squeezing a blackhead. Enjoy!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BPalpGbg519/
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Re: NOPE

Postby Slowhand » Thu Jan 19, 2017 17:10:46

That guy is dead now. Should've left it in.
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Re: NOPE

Postby swishnicholson » Thu Jan 19, 2017 19:09:17

Slowhand wrote:That guy is dead now. Should've left it in.


Is he? I thought that was the rapper Trae The truth. Not that I knew that ahead of time mind you. Looked it up. Apparently you could spend a full afternoon watching videos of people squeezing bullets out of various parts of their bodies.
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Re: NOPE

Postby phatj » Thu Jan 19, 2017 20:35:22

Bill McNeal wrote:This guy was shot in the arm back in 2012 and they left the bullet in. In this instagram he pops it out like squeezing a blackhead. Enjoy!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BPalpGbg519/

Thanks for the description
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Re: NOPE

Postby BigEd76 » Thu Feb 02, 2017 17:48:15

Texas family had rattlesnake come up from toilet, 23 more found hiding under the house

“I get to keep snakes alive that would typically end up with a gunshot wound.”


Texas. NOPE.

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Re: NOPE

Postby BigEd76 » Mon Mar 27, 2017 21:49:05



fuck that shit

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