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Re: NOPE

Postby Slowhand » Tue Mar 28, 2017 09:19:47

Starting to think BigEd really does not like spiders.
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Re: NOPE

Postby BigEd76 » Tue Mar 28, 2017 12:26:11

As long as they stay outside, I have no beef with them, but stay outta my bathroom

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Re: NOPE

Postby WheelsFellOff » Tue Mar 28, 2017 12:34:05

I've never even considered sharing a steak with a spider, indoors or out...
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Re: NOPE

Postby laf837 » Tue Mar 28, 2017 13:38:06

BigEd76 wrote:As long as they stay outside, I have no beef with them, but stay outta my bathroom


Probably not going to like today's WaPo article https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2017/03/28/spiders-could-theoretically-eat-every-human-on-earth-in-one-year/?utm_term=.99cd5a9b7951
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Re: NOPE

Postby ReadingPhilly » Wed Mar 29, 2017 14:15:56

A 25-year-old Indonesian man has been swallowed whole by a python on the island of Sulawesi, villagers and news reports said.

A six-minute video on the website of the Tribun Timur publication shows villagers slicing open the python's carcass to reveal the legs and torso of the dead victim, named Akbar.

Junaedi, the secretary of Salubiro village in West Sulawesi province, told The Associated Press that villagers began searching for Akbar on Monday night after realizing he hadn't returned from working on his palm oil crops the previous day.

Junaedi said Wednesday that the search party found scattered palm oil fruit, a picking tool and a boot, and then spotted the engorged 7-meter (23-foot) -long reticulated python.

"When its stomach was cut, we first saw his boot and legs near the neck," he said. "It seems he was attacked from behind because we found a wound on his back.

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Re: NOPE

Postby Slowhand » Mon Apr 10, 2017 10:49:17

Decomposing bat found in Walmart salad prompts rabies tests

The two people began eating the salad before they discovered the bat, which was found in a "deteriorated condition", according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).
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Re: NOPE

Postby TenuredVulture » Mon Apr 10, 2017 17:10:47

Slowhand wrote:Decomposing bat found in Walmart salad prompts rabies tests

The two people began eating the salad before they discovered the bat, which was found in a "deteriorated condition", according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).


Not to alarm anyone, but bats carry ebola too. And, the bats were dead, so....
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Re: NOPE

Postby phatj » Mon Apr 10, 2017 20:13:40

There's a salad tossing joke in here somewhere but I'm not going to make it
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Re: NOPE

Postby The Dude » Mon Apr 10, 2017 21:17:48

I fucking hate bats
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Re: NOPE

Postby Gimpy » Mon Apr 10, 2017 21:32:14

Slowhand wrote:Decomposing bat found in Walmart salad prompts rabies tests

The two people began eating the salad before they discovered the bat, which was found in a "deteriorated condition", according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).


That's disgusting. I might throw up. A Wal-Mart salad? Yikes; why would Wal-Mart sell salads? Gross.

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Re: NOPE

Postby swishnicholson » Mon Apr 10, 2017 21:36:29

Bat Salad is yet another good rock band name.
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Re: NOPE

Postby stevemc » Tue Apr 11, 2017 14:59:28


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Re: NOPE

Postby swishnicholson » Wed Apr 12, 2017 01:19:13

You don't have to call me darlin', Darlin'. But you never even call me by my name.

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Re: NOPE

Postby phatj » Wed May 24, 2017 21:29:42

they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

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Re: NOPE

Postby BigEd76 » Thu May 25, 2017 19:25:37

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[Reveal] Spoiler:
Cymothoa exigua is a type of parasite that enters a fish's gills, eats their tongue, and then replaces it.

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Re: NOPE

Postby ReadingPhilly » Sun Jun 04, 2017 17:01:53

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Re: NOPE

Postby Bucky » Sun Jun 04, 2017 19:50:47

seriously. NO GAS POWERED PUSH MOWERS

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Re: NOPE

Postby Bill McNeal » Sun Jun 04, 2017 20:05:32

Ya gotta include the articles headline with that pic!

Man who mowed lawn with tornado behind him says he 'was keeping an eye on it.'

Seriously, that is the headline

http://www.timescolonist.com/man-who-mo ... 34cRB.dpuf
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Re: NOPE

Postby Monkeyboy » Mon Jun 05, 2017 04:55:49

I thought it was a fake pic because the trees in the foreground didn't look like they were blowing.
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Re: NOPE

Postby WheelsFellOff » Tue Jun 06, 2017 14:49:46

Monkeyboy wrote:I thought it was a fake pic because the trees in the foreground didn't look like they were blowing.

Newspapers are still working on printing GIFs
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