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Re: NOPE
by PTOITWCFTPP » Mon Jul 08, 2019 16:49:21
Stranger things thread is a bit lower in this forum
“I don’t coach losers, I only coach winners.” Mike Krzyzewski
Tom Brady bereft on the turf, it has literally been ripped from his grasp
Tom Brady bereft on the turf, it has literally been ripped from his grasp
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Re: NOPE
by Bill McNeal » Wed Jul 17, 2019 11:36:22
Tick lodged on Kentucky man's eyeball made 'popping' noise when doctor pulled it off
https://apple.news/Ahb1SHGyxSVuk5UmxHRok3g
https://apple.news/Ahb1SHGyxSVuk5UmxHRok3g
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Re: NOPE
by Wolfgang622 » Mon Jul 29, 2019 23:09:12
BigEd76 wrote:
If that is real I may have to move to Mars.
"I'm in a bar with the games sound turned off and that Cespedes home run still sounded like inevitability."
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Re: NOPE
by Wolfgang622 » Mon Jul 29, 2019 23:10:03
Bill McNeal wrote:Tick lodged on Kentucky man's eyeball made 'popping' noise when doctor pulled it off
https://apple.news/Ahb1SHGyxSVuk5UmxHRok3g
Would have asked for the Kevorkian treatment myself I think.
"I'm in a bar with the games sound turned off and that Cespedes home run still sounded like inevitability."
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Re: NOPE
by BigEd76 » Tue Jul 30, 2019 12:12:01
Wolfgang622 wrote:If that is real I may have to move to Mars.
Creatonotos gangis. Most of the time it's a normal-looking moth, but when it's mating season, it shoots those hairy scent glands out its ass [/PiPmaybe]
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Re: NOPE
by thephan » Tue Jul 30, 2019 13:10:10
thephan wrote:She's a sissy. Now if Mothra was on her, that's another story.
I reaffirm now that Ed has qualified that the beast's proper designation is Creatonotos Gangis, and shit get super weird during mating season.
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Re: NOPE
by phatj » Tue Jul 30, 2019 21:05:21
Bucky wrote:I was wondering if I would see any of the dreaded spotted lanternfly up here on the estate
and then it hit me
right in the face
I haven't seen any at home this summer, and they were everywhere last year.
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele
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