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Re: Roy Halladay, Phillies RHP

Postby smitty » Mon May 06, 2013 13:17:01

He should learn the spit ball. Like Gaylord Perry.

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Re: Roy Halladay, Phillies RHP

Postby Wheels Tupay » Mon May 06, 2013 14:05:05

kruker wrote:
FTN wrote:he should reinvent himself again and become a submariner. that would be awesome


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Throw left handed, his arm slot would be like new
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Re: Roy Halladay, Phillies RHP

Postby SK790 » Mon May 06, 2013 15:12:08

Gonna win the Cy Young next year when he perfects the floater.

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Re: Roy Halladay, Phillies RHP

Postby Trent Steele » Mon May 06, 2013 17:46:32

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Re: Roy Halladay, Phillies RHP

Postby Bucky » Mon May 06, 2013 17:47:23

FTN wrote:he should reinvent himself again and become a submariner. that would be awesome


give it another couple years and that's where his arm slot will be without even reinvention

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Re: Roy Halladay, Phillies RHP

Postby Luzinski's Gut » Mon May 06, 2013 18:35:53

Palmballer. Throws the slowball. Then the slower ball. And the slowest ball for the out pitch.
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Re: Roy Halladay, Phillies RHP

Postby Napalm » Mon May 06, 2013 18:37:07

Halladay sounds like a prime candidate for Rockies opening day starter 2019

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Re: Roy Halladay, Phillies RHP

Postby Phred » Tue May 07, 2013 11:14:37

How many Roy Halladays does it take to change a light bulb?

Nobody knows. They can't lift their arms high enough to try.
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Re: Roy Halladay, Phillies RHP

Postby phatj » Tue May 07, 2013 12:34:07

Try the veal!
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Re: Roy Halladay, Phillies RHP

Postby The Dude » Tue May 07, 2013 12:36:21

if they can't lift their arms then the answer is "roy halladays can't change a light bulb"
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Re: Roy Halladay, Phillies RHP

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue May 07, 2013 12:43:07

I tend to change light bulbs in lamps at about chest level

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Re: Roy Halladay, Phillies RHP

Postby Doll Is Mine » Tue May 07, 2013 13:19:08

<<<<< pecs-level.

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Re: Roy Halladay, Phillies RHP

Postby RichmondPhilsFan » Tue May 07, 2013 14:30:44

Jonah Keri linked this video in his piece today about Doc. Made me smile and cry at the same time.

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/news/halladay_postseason_nohitter/

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Re: Roy Halladay, Phillies RHP

Postby Luzinski's Gut » Tue May 07, 2013 15:08:03

Great video. Good times.
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Re: Roy Halladay, Phillies RHP

Postby BigEd76 » Tue May 07, 2013 16:48:05

CLIFF:

"Even if he’s gone forever, there’s nothing we can do. We’ve got to go out there and continue to pitch and try to give the team a chance to win every time you take the mound. All of us."


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Re: Roy Halladay, Phillies RHP

Postby bury me » Tue May 07, 2013 16:49:26

this whole thing is awful to watch. I just want a clear answer from the team as to what is wrong with Roy exactly

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Re: Roy Halladay, Phillies RHP

Postby Philly the Kid » Tue May 07, 2013 17:14:37

danrosz wrote:Doc was terrible in 2000. Worse than this. 88 mph and garbage secondary pitches. I don't think it is PED related unless he started using PED's when he saw Mel Queen. Possible, I suppose... but doubtful.



Honestly, I wish he DID do peds so that he could be like Clemens winning Cy Youngs in Phila. for another 5-6 years...

I hope this is not Lefty at the end... we only just got to know ya Roy...

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Re: Roy Halladay, Phillies RHP

Postby Wheels Tupay » Tue May 07, 2013 17:21:28

bury me wrote:this whole thing is awful to watch. I just want a clear answer from the team as to what is wrong with Roy exactly


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Re: Roy Halladay, Phillies RHP

Postby etched Chaos » Tue May 07, 2013 17:22:53

Wheels Tupay wrote:
bury me wrote:this whole thing is awful to watch. I just want a clear answer from the team as to what is wrong with Roy exactly


Upper body injury


Nah, they replaced him with a plastic surgeried Charlie Morton.
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Re: Roy Halladay, Phillies RHP

Postby joe table » Tue May 07, 2013 18:10:41

BigEd76 wrote:CLIFF:

"Even if he’s gone forever, there’s nothing we can do. We’ve got to go out there and continue to pitch and try to give the team a chance to win every time you take the mound. All of us."


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