Halladay is on the block, fyi

Postby FTN » Fri Jul 10, 2009 21:56:04

Monkeyboy wrote:Halladay to Boston. It's a done deal. Just heard it on the radio. It's Wells and Halladay to Boston. Lester, Ellsbury, and minor leaguers Casey Kelly, and tazawa or something like that. May be another player in there, too.


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no chance.

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Postby lowcountry » Fri Jul 10, 2009 21:56:29

This is total shit, right?

/just making sure

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Postby drsmooth » Fri Jul 10, 2009 21:56:34

Monkeyboy wrote:Halladay to Boston. It's a done deal. Just heard it on the radio. It's Wells and Halladay to Boston. Lester, Ellsbury, and minor leaguers Casey Kelly, and tazawa or something like that. May be another player in there, too.


:(


lemme guess, you had the radio on during a break between presentation sessions at your writers' convention in Boston
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Postby FTN » Fri Jul 10, 2009 21:58:41

Im 90% certain the Red Sox wouldnt trade Lester for Halladay straight up

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Postby Monkeyboy » Fri Jul 10, 2009 21:59:22

FTN wrote:Im 90% certain the Red Sox wouldnt trade Lester for Halladay straight up



It's a done deal, meathead!
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Postby FTN » Fri Jul 10, 2009 22:00:40

Fenway, sweet Fenway. Great to be back. Lester looks strong. Halladay rumors all over Boston. We don't even have room for the B's.


Thats from John Henry's Twitter

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Postby Monkeyboy » Fri Jul 10, 2009 22:03:47

drsmooth wrote:
Monkeyboy wrote:Halladay to Boston. It's a done deal. Just heard it on the radio. It's Wells and Halladay to Boston. Lester, Ellsbury, and minor leaguers Casey Kelly, and tazawa or something like that. May be another player in there, too.


:(


lemme guess, you had the radio on during a break between presentation sessions at your writers' convention in Boston



It's not a writers' convention, it's a prognosticators convention. Get your facts straight, man
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Postby Trent Steele » Fri Jul 10, 2009 22:06:31

fake halladay trades are funny like lung cancer
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Postby CrashburnAlley » Fri Jul 10, 2009 22:07:27

Reminds me of the Jeff Goldblum death reports.
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Postby jp_chips » Fri Jul 10, 2009 22:09:47

CrashburnAlley wrote:Reminds me of the Jeff Goldblum death reports.



or when he watches you poop

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Postby Woody » Fri Jul 10, 2009 22:24:56

I heard Halladay is going to try and make Werth's mom his third wife
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Postby Monkeyboy » Fri Jul 10, 2009 22:28:55

Trent Steele wrote:fake halladay trades are funny like lung cancer



The first fifty were funny, but mine was not.
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Postby jerseyhoya » Fri Jul 10, 2009 22:29:41

They're only funny if he's going to be a Phillies

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Postby Monkeyboy » Fri Jul 10, 2009 22:31:31

I thought it was "confuse the masses day" on BSG.
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Postby jerseyhoya » Fri Jul 10, 2009 22:33:14

No, get your hopes up day

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Postby FTN » Fri Jul 10, 2009 22:33:42

Monkeyboy wrote:I thought it was "confuse the masses day" on BSG.


you're out of touch.

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Postby philliesphhan » Fri Jul 10, 2009 23:04:03

jerseyhoya wrote:They're only funny if he's going to be a Phillies


Indeed, it's only fun to trick people into euphoria; it's fucked up to make it seem like he was traded elsewhere.
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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Sat Jul 11, 2009 02:18:47

philliesphhan wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:They're only funny if he's going to be a Phillies


Indeed, it's only fun to trick people into euphoria; it's $#@! up to make it seem like he was traded elsewhere.

Unless you play the RedSox/Yankees entitlement card...

Roy Halladay was traded to the New York Yankees in a blockbuster deal that has the Yankees sending C. J. Henry, Matt Smith, Jesus Sanchez, and Carlos Monasterios to Toronto for the coveted righthander. A previous deal which would have landed Halladay in Philadelphia was all but finalized until MLB intervened and negated the deal for, according to MLB sources, "the greater good of major league baseball". When asked about his reaction, Phillies GM Ruben Amaro replied "no comment". Matt Stairs, a current Phillie and former teammate of Halladay said the Yankees are "lucky bastards" and that the Phillies will persevere because "it's ass pounding time".
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Postby WilliamC » Sat Jul 11, 2009 02:24:13

I keep coming to these Halladay threads and I am now flatlining. Facts FACTS FACTS THIS MY HEART, Quit playing games with my heart.

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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Sat Jul 11, 2009 02:28:44

WilliamC wrote:I keep coming to these Halladay threads and I am now flatlining. Facts FACTS FACTS THIS MY HEART, Quit playing games with my heart.

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