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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby MoBettle » Sun Dec 13, 2015 00:40:50

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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby PSUEagle » Sun Dec 13, 2015 00:45:53

I came [DiM]

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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby td11 » Sun Dec 13, 2015 01:09:40

guesses on his weight? mine is 287 lbs
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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby Monkeyboy » Sun Dec 13, 2015 05:11:05

Hope he keeps his touch with all that extra strength. Guy looks like a beast
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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby The Savior » Sun Dec 13, 2015 08:06:24

td11 wrote:guesses on his weight? mine is 287 lbs


300
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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby Woody » Sun Dec 13, 2015 12:11:13

wish i had west african genes
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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby Wheels Tupay » Sun Dec 13, 2015 12:13:44

td11 wrote:guesses on his weight? mine is 287 lbs


320 pounds, from Death Valley and will tombstone the NBA next year.
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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby Youseff » Sun Dec 13, 2015 12:43:26

Wheels Tupay wrote:
td11 wrote:guesses on his weight? mine is 287 lbs


320 pounds, from Death Valley and will tombstone the NBA starting February 6th.
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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby td11 » Sun Dec 13, 2015 13:40:50

*unbridles optimism*
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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby Napalm » Sun Dec 13, 2015 17:57:28

td11 wrote:That Karl Malone and David Robinson build

both of these guys had notoriously long dicks

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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby PTOITWCFTPP » Sun Dec 13, 2015 18:49:39

td11 wrote:
Gimpy wrote:Posted this in the Sixers thread, but I'm putting it here too. I considered posting it in every thread ever.

Image


holy shit

he looks like a stretched out version of prime dwight howard but without losing any of the shoulder/chest width

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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby Grotewold » Sun Dec 13, 2015 19:09:58

td11 wrote:*unbridles optimism*


Yeah boyy. I mean, it's not like we don't grasp the downside

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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby BigEd76 » Mon Dec 21, 2015 17:35:42

Drenched in sweat while donning an all-gray outfit and high top blue and white shoes, Joel Embiid was enjoying every minute of his workout during Sixers practice Monday.

Between working on spot-up threes from the corners and a mix of mid-range shots, Embiid was the star of the room as he kept the atmosphere light with some jokes and playful heckling of teammates and even staff members. Afterwards, when the court cleared, he was out there at center court taking halfcourt shots, even taking on a bet he could make it facing the other way. (He eventually did).

It’s evident that the team’s 2014 first-round pick is in great spirits.

“He’s doing well,” head coach Brett Brown said after practice. “He’s on a different schedule that’s created to sort of keep his mood and spirit up. We don’t force him to be in front of us every second of his life. We love seeing him as much as we can. It’s good to see him.”

Embiid, recovering from foot surgery in August, is still doing the “basics” as Brown explained, but that it’s always a refreshing sight to see the 7-footer around his teammates.

While Embiid's still keeping it simple for now, his head coach can’t believe just how far along he is compared to this time last season.

“Mentally, he's leaps and bounds. Physically, what I see, he’s just a committed, hopeful athlete. He sees he’s doing the right thing and he feels like he’s doing the right thing. And he is. I just see somebody who just has that edge where he wants to get going. It’s night and day talking with him this time from December last year.”


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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby Youseff » Mon Dec 21, 2015 17:41:51

please play this year, Joel. we could use it.
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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby Squire » Mon Dec 21, 2015 17:42:45

In the best shape of his life.....

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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby jamiethekiller » Mon Dec 21, 2015 18:17:43

if he can get on the court this year i think he has to.

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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby Napalm » Mon Dec 21, 2015 18:19:50

jamiethekiller wrote:if he can get on the court this year i think he has to.

it seems like that would be wisest for both parties. Would be good for the Sixers to have a look and idea of what they have to work with going into an offseason full of moves

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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby jamiethekiller » Mon Dec 21, 2015 18:21:22

this offseason is basically the intersecting point of 'the process.' we know they're going to be active after this so its best to know everything about all of the players on the roster. with the top pick in the draft likely to be a big man i'd like us not to go down the road we did last year because of Embiid's uncertainty.

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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby Werthless » Mon Dec 21, 2015 18:27:58

jamiethekiller wrote:this offseason is basically the intersecting point of 'the process.' we know they're going to be active after this so its best to know everything about all of the players on the roster. with the top pick in the draft likely to be a big man i'd like us not to go down the road we did last year because of Embiid's uncertainty.

Yeah, that's how I feel.

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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby Grotewold » Mon Dec 21, 2015 18:29:22

Only if his healing has completely run its course

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