Joel Embiid

Re: Joel Embiid

Postby Napalm » Thu Dec 03, 2015 13:48:48


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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby heyeaglefn » Thu Dec 03, 2015 14:33:36

Going to tear up the wheelchair league with that dribbling.
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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby Shore » Thu Dec 03, 2015 16:37:32

Embiid is like Sidd Finch to me at this point. I don't think he's real, but if he is, he's the best fucking player in the game.

I won't be shocked if he plays 0 NBA games, and I won't be shocked if he's the best player in the league in 2 years.

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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby PrattRules » Thu Dec 03, 2015 21:39:25

Napalm wrote:


Looks like he enjoys fingering/eating out chicks.
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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby wwry » Thu Dec 03, 2015 21:41:16

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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby The Savior » Thu Dec 03, 2015 21:41:46

does not look fat.
On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how pissed is he?

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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby PSUEagle » Thu Dec 03, 2015 23:08:26

PrattRules wrote:Looks like he enjoys fingering/eating out chicks.


Who doesn't?

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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby Youseff » Fri Dec 04, 2015 00:38:29

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PSUEagle wrote:
PrattRules wrote:Looks like he enjoys fingering/eating out chicks.


Who doesn't?


Rapper from the 90s. Big Pun was the first to break through that threshold
This is what a real tenderoni likes to do for you

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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby Bill McNeal » Fri Dec 04, 2015 01:10:03

Youseff wrote:.
PSUEagle wrote:
PrattRules wrote:Looks like he enjoys fingering/eating out chicks.


Who doesn't?


Rapper from the 90s. Big Pun was the first to break through that threshold

As famously stated by Big Pun and Joe

Big Punisher wrote:In the hot tub, popping bubbly
Rubbing your spot love, got you screaming punish me


Story checks out
man I drew all these penises for nothing - housh

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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby BigEd76 » Fri Dec 04, 2015 02:00:25

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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby Gimpy » Fri Dec 04, 2015 02:19:20

I WAS WATCHING BASKETBALL FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 2010

He will be the instrument of our reckoning.

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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby mcare89 » Fri Dec 04, 2015 02:26:10

Shore wrote:Embiid is like Sidd Finch to me at this point. I don't think he's real, but if he is, he's the best fucking player in the game.

I won't be shocked if he plays 0 NBA games, and I won't be shocked if he's the best player in the league in 2 years.

This is pretty much exactly where I am. I would honestly love nothing more after all the injuries and stupid shit if he came out and just absolutely destroyed people for the next decade.

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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby Napalm » Fri Dec 04, 2015 13:38:15


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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby Youseff » Fri Dec 04, 2015 13:47:42

legit curious where he would rank in Philly athlete popularity

still top 10?
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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby Napalm » Fri Dec 04, 2015 13:49:00

he is very wholesome and innocent but has quite a stature. he might end up being our Emperor

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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby Shore » Fri Dec 04, 2015 14:32:17

Youseff wrote:legit curious where he would rank in Philly athlete popularity

still top 10?


Most people can't name 10 Philly current athletes. Top 10 is a lock.

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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby Philly the Kid » Fri Dec 04, 2015 18:11:19

With Kobe on his way out. Lebron still has some good years, but unlikely to get any better. Steph Curry is peaking now, but sooner or later he'll get hurt - and they can't keep that group together forever. Joel is our chance for an Olajuwon. It could make the Sixer's relevant for a decade. I really hope it can happen. We deserve nothing less.

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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby Soren » Fri Dec 04, 2015 20:06:41

He's had three major injuries in less than4 years of playing basketball.
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby Ramon Gris » Sat Dec 05, 2015 06:39:07


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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby Monkeyboy » Sat Dec 05, 2015 08:22:33

not enough milk to drink as a kid in Africa.
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